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(NHL)   Tuesday night hockey has one of the most intense rivalries of recent years with Caps/Pens. Who also both have airhorn abusing mascots. If you value your ears there are 7 other games tonight. Cacophony starts @ 7pm ET. GRITTY IS IN THE CEILING, PIERRE   (nhl.com) divider line
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2019-03-12 02:45:00 PM  
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2019-03-12 02:46:48 PM  
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2019-03-12 02:49:00 PM  
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2019-03-12 06:43:06 PM  
I love my Penguins but that airhorn is the most annoying thing on the planet.  Who thought that was a good idea?  Can you please stop?

I don't know how the players don't go insane.
 
2019-03-12 06:50:07 PM  

jake3988: I love my Penguins but that airhorn is the most annoying thing on the planet.  Who thought that was a good idea?  Can you please stop?

I don't know how the players don't go insane.


Maybe it renders them deaf before it drives them to madness?
 
2019-03-12 06:57:23 PM  
Go Pens!
 
2019-03-12 07:07:54 PM  
Go Reigning Champs!
 
2019-03-12 07:12:24 PM  

lindalouwho: Go Pens!


LucklessWonder: Go Reigning Champs!


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The banana in this case is a stand-in for my Detroit Red Wings.
 
2019-03-12 07:13:37 PM  
I'm just here to recover from last nights debaucle in Toronto.
 
2019-03-12 07:17:54 PM  
Ouch, Oshie gets sent into the boards and goes down, then takes an (unintentional) boot to the face.
 
2019-03-12 07:21:49 PM  
Solid h/l not-ESPN-link guy(/not guy).. There is a lesson here, for all the Joe Friday h/l writers.. Be topical, not just factual, funny is also good, Gritty is watching you masturbate and frowning at your efforts, That is all.
 
2019-03-12 07:24:52 PM  

sno man: Solid h/l not-ESPN-link guy(/not guy).. There is a lesson here, for all the Joe Friday h/l writers.. Be topical, not just factual, funny is also good, Gritty is watching you masturbate and frowning at your efforts, That is all.


Thank you, I try my best.
_/Gritty told me I should take a page out of Phil Mickelson's book and switch to my left hand.
 
2019-03-12 07:27:50 PM  
Caps/Pens has been really entertaining so far.  Lots of action and some good chances for both teams, that goalmouth scramble in front of Holtby a few minutes ago was great.
 
2019-03-12 07:28:54 PM  

Flappyhead: I'm just here to recover from last nights debaucle in Toronto.


Bonus round of he said/he-did-not say as the cherry on the top of that festival of garbage. Reilly did F bomb the ref, but the actual F bomb, not the gay F bomb, conflated with a yell to 'rag it' from the visiting team... poop show all around.
 
2019-03-12 07:34:13 PM  

Polish Hussar: Caps/Pens has been really entertaining so far.  Lots of action and some good chances for both teams, that goalmouth scramble in front of Holtby a few minutes ago was great.


So far so good
 
2019-03-12 07:43:38 PM  
The Habs has a moment of silence for Ted Lindsay, very classy of them. And they played the real Hockey Theme and all is right.
 
2019-03-12 07:47:14 PM  
CapiGOAL!  Washington gets the first goal with 32 seconds left in the first!  1-0 Caps

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2019-03-12 07:47:57 PM  
DAMNIT!!

Hey all!!
 
2019-03-12 07:50:07 PM  
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2019-03-12 08:11:03 PM  
The Cleveland Browns just landed Odell Beckham Jr.

/Back to hockey
 
2019-03-12 08:14:50 PM  

geom_00: The Cleveland Browns just landed Odell Beckham Jr.


We live in truly bizarre times.

geom_00: /Back to hockey


Battle of Pennsylvania on Sunday.  Philadelphia is only 3 points out of the wild card, how/when did that happen?
 
2019-03-12 08:19:02 PM  

Polish Hussar: Battle of Pennsylvania on Sunday


ON St. Patricks Day.  I'm GLAD that game is in Pittsburgh.
 
2019-03-12 08:26:36 PM  
Another goal for Vrana. Another fist bump
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2019-03-12 08:27:16 PM  

geom_00: The Cleveland Browns just landed Odell Beckham Jr.

/Back to hockey


The Jets gave Le'Veon Bell a deadline of the end of the night tonight for his decision. Interestingly, no other team has (yet) expressed interest.
 
2019-03-12 08:27:58 PM  
*turns on TV*

Bruins 1 - Blue Jackets 5

*does shot, turns channel*
 
2019-03-12 08:29:08 PM  
Pens 0 Caps 2
 
2019-03-12 08:32:41 PM  

lindalouwho: Pens 0 Caps 2


That dreaded lead ended quickly.
 
2019-03-12 08:35:18 PM  

Ronin Around: lindalouwho: Pens 0 Caps 2

That dreaded lead ended quickly.


Three goals in what, two game minutes? The Caps are reeling.
 
2019-03-12 08:39:03 PM  
I turn off the radio feed, and the Pens score thrice?!
 
2019-03-12 08:40:54 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ronin Around: lindalouwho: Pens 0 Caps 2

That dreaded lead ended quickly.

Three goals in what, two game minutes? The Caps are reeling.


It was an ugly stretch of hockey there
 
2019-03-12 08:43:06 PM  

raukos7: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ronin Around: lindalouwho: Pens 0 Caps 2

That dreaded lead ended quickly.

Three goals in what, two game minutes? The Caps are reeling.

It was an ugly stretch of hockey there


Depends on who you ask. I thought it was glorious.
 
2019-03-12 09:02:58 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: raukos7: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Ronin Around: lindalouwho: Pens 0 Caps 2

That dreaded lead ended quickly.

Three goals in what, two game minutes? The Caps are reeling.

It was an ugly stretch of hockey there

Depends on who you ask. I thought it was glorious.


Hell to the yes it was!
 
2019-03-12 09:06:52 PM  

geom_00: I turn off the radio feed, and the Pens score thrice?!


Did you miss the new Langeism?

"Buy me a banjo in Biloxi!!"
 
2019-03-12 09:12:02 PM  

lindalouwho: geom_00: I turn off the radio feed, and the Pens score thrice?!

Did you miss the new Langeism?

"Buy me a banjo in Biloxi!!"


I LIKE IT!
 
2019-03-12 09:14:22 PM  

geom_00: lindalouwho: geom_00: I turn off the radio feed, and the Pens score thrice?!

Did you miss the new Langeism?

"Buy me a banjo in Biloxi!!"

I LIKE IT!


That was on the Pens first goal, he was excited! Being down to do or die and all, ya know.
 
2019-03-12 09:17:23 PM  
Johnny Hockey ends his goalless drought and opens the scoring for the Flames
 
2019-03-12 09:17:41 PM  
That takedown of Wilson was a thing of beauty, too.
 
2019-03-12 09:21:57 PM  

Polish Hussar: sno man: Solid h/l not-ESPN-link guy(/not guy).. There is a lesson here, for all the Joe Friday h/l writers.. Be topical, not just factual, funny is also good, Gritty is watching you masturbate and frowning at your efforts, That is all.

Thank you, I try my best.
_/Gritty told me I should take a page out of Phil Mickelson's book and switch to my left hand.


ESPN-link guy should try that, or abstinence.
 
2019-03-12 09:27:44 PM  
Dreaded two goal lead!
 
2019-03-12 09:27:58 PM  
Hot Doogggs for everyone.
 
2019-03-12 09:30:25 PM  
Ceps 2 Pens 4

Uh oh...
 
2019-03-12 09:31:00 PM  
GIVE THAT MAN A HOT DOG
 
2019-03-12 09:32:14 PM  
Undreaded
 
2019-03-12 09:36:57 PM  
Danger zone for Washington
 
2019-03-12 09:38:15 PM  
Bondage in Calgary thanks to Coleman
 
2019-03-12 09:39:58 PM  
Empty netter dagger for Pittsburgh.
 
2019-03-12 09:42:22 PM  
Welp, that sequence pretty much encapsulates the Wings the past couple of years.
What the fark Price.... what the ever loving fark...
 
2019-03-12 09:42:51 PM  
Damn it. Devils take the lead
 
2019-03-12 09:43:29 PM  
Final Pens 5 Caps 3
 
2019-03-12 09:44:45 PM  
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!  ELVIS HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING!

PENGWIN!!!!  PENGWIN!!!!  PENGWIN!!!!

 
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