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(Fox News)   If you're into sexy marsupials, then today Fark is your personal erotica site   (foxnews.com) divider line
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3107 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Mar 2019 at 3:34 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-12 02:41:43 PM  
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2019-03-12 03:35:24 PM  
Can you milk a koala?
Asking for a friend.
 
2019-03-12 03:36:06 PM  
Yay
 
2019-03-12 03:36:45 PM  
I don't see "sexy", but definitely "chillin"
 
2019-03-12 03:37:56 PM  
Yeah, and those claws sure don't look inviting.
 
2019-03-12 03:38:32 PM  
"You got some of that eucalyptus you can share big boy?"
 
2019-03-12 03:39:29 PM  
Just look at those sharp knees!!
 
2019-03-12 03:40:22 PM  
"How you doin'?"
 
2019-03-12 03:42:43 PM  
Given how many koalas have chlamydia apparently someone must be into them.
 
2019-03-12 03:44:44 PM  
Took a picture of this gal yesterday.

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2019-03-12 03:51:29 PM  

cowgirl toffee: Just look at those sharp knees!!


For those that prefer a more Rubenesque subject
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2019-03-12 03:52:19 PM  

SomeAmerican: Took a picture of this gal yesterday.

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Working her way through college while supporting a kid as a single mother, no doubt.
 
2019-03-12 03:52:24 PM  
Not too bad! If we're really going for sexy though, I have one from ages ago that I think I'd be an icehole not to share.

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2019-03-12 03:55:28 PM  
Koalas have STIs, eat diarrhea, and are dumber than a post.  I guess no worse than subby's mom.
 
2019-03-12 03:58:43 PM  
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2019-03-12 04:00:51 PM  

Yoda's Pen Is: cowgirl toffee: Just look at those sharp knees!!

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Sorry... doesn't meet any of the koalafications.
 
2019-03-12 04:12:40 PM  
That's some koalaty reporting right there.
 
2019-03-12 04:15:59 PM  
Fox News huh.  After his Panda Rape story, you just know Tucker Carlson is breathing heavy looking at these pics.
 
2019-03-12 04:17:23 PM  
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2019-03-12 04:18:40 PM  
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2019-03-12 04:20:04 PM  
In the words of our former Minister for Tourism, John Brown, they are "flea-ridden, piddling, stinking, scratching, rotten little things".
His other claim to fame was celebrating an election victory by screwing his wife on the ministerial desk.
Don't make em like that any more.
 
2019-03-12 04:24:51 PM  
qi- koala fingering
Youtube fZYgg8c6KQU


Story time!  (surprisingly SFW)
 
2019-03-12 04:31:54 PM  
 
2019-03-12 04:38:13 PM  

rainbowbutter: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=​t​rue+facts+about+marsupials&&view=detai​l&mid=05A3D46332E4E4AF65B805A3D46332E4​E4AF65B8&&FORM=VRDGAR

old, but so very worth it.  the koalas come in at about 3:30.
no farks given!


I love that video!
 
2019-03-12 04:40:02 PM  
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2019-03-12 04:40:48 PM  
So we took the worse headline and put it on the worse link?
 
2019-03-12 04:55:18 PM  
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2019-03-12 05:03:58 PM  
Came for "Sexy Marsupial" band jokes, leaving unsatisfied.
 
2019-03-12 05:27:07 PM  

DRTFA: Came for "Sexy Marsupial" band jokes, leaving unsatisfied.


Sexy Marsupial is my Rolf Harris cover band name.
 
2019-03-12 05:54:16 PM  
I'll see your sexy marsupial and raise you an erotic monotreme.
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2019-03-12 06:05:16 PM  
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2019-03-12 06:41:41 PM  
Sexy marsupials? Impossumble.
 
2019-03-12 06:49:16 PM  

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If that smile doesn't say, "Helloooo ladies," I don't know what does.
 
2019-03-12 07:58:17 PM  
Anyone else jealous of the sloth in the Pirelli calendar of 2010?


(NSFW!) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBu4kRcCMA​A8DXF.jpg




Of course, assumes a sloth counts as marsupial

 
2019-03-12 11:52:31 PM  
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