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(Marketwatch)   Oh nothing, just two more former Goldman Sachs executives getting banned from banking by the Feds   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Finance, Bank holding company, Primary dealer, former Goldman Sachs Group executives, American International Group, Federal Reserve System, Central bank, Goldman Sachs  
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481 clicks; posted to Business » on 12 Mar 2019 at 6:03 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-12 04:28:12 PM  
I'm sure they'll cry themselves to sleep on their $20mm golden parachutes.
2019-03-12 06:51:06 PM  
A literal slap on the wrist would be a harsher punishment.
2019-03-12 07:14:01 PM  
They keep getting banned or the far worse punishment of White House budget director.
2019-03-12 07:41:50 PM  
It makes sense that you no longer have the protection of the mafia if you leave.
2019-03-12 10:20:37 PM  
Too baby it didn't happen to more of them after 08.
2019-03-12 10:58:52 PM  
They should have also been handed several thousand hours of community service at a soup kitchen, food bank, or homeless shelter. Taking money away from them only bothers them a little. They can always make more. Take their time away, but not incarcerate them, and make them spend time with people that they look down upon, will deter them. There is also a slim chance that it could rehabilitate them a little.

\an Angstrom thick chance, but still a non-zero possibility.
2019-03-13 01:51:16 AM  
Well at least the Feds are removing stress tests from the banking industry.  We'll call it a wash.
2019-03-13 07:15:45 AM  
"Goldman underwrote about $6.5 billion in three bond offerings from 1MDB, a fund created to boost the country's economy. Most of the funds went missing."

Pretty neat trick.
The Department of Defense or the Department of Housing and Urban Development could use a couple of savvy guys like them.
2019-03-13 04:06:41 PM  
Something something barn door and horses.

/ how about fraud charges instead?
// I know, lol
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