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2019-03-12 11:00:56 AM  
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2019-03-12 11:01:07 AM  
HUMAN EMOTION!
 
2019-03-12 11:09:56 AM  
Ehh.  He's not spraying slobber all over the Twinkies.  Still creepy.
 
2019-03-12 11:14:13 AM  
1.  There are bars on the window.  Is that to keep creeps out, or in?

2.  Why is he sitting behind a desk that's facing backwards?  The drawers are on the front, facing the camera.
 
2019-03-12 11:18:17 AM  

enry: Ehh.  He's not spraying slobber all over the Twinkies.  Still creepy.


actually, that's pretty polite of him. he must've run his sanitary subroutine.
 
2019-03-12 11:19:26 AM  
His office looks like a bad cheap set piece, or a rental.  
Weird.
 
2019-03-12 11:20:21 AM  
Leave us out of it it.

--Wypipo
 
2019-03-12 11:22:38 AM  
Look if you don't like the way Mitt does something do what everyone else does. File a bug report and wait for the next update.
 
2019-03-12 11:53:27 AM  
I seriously have no issue with this.  As mentioned above, he's not blowing saliva all over food that other people will be eating.

He's being downright decent here.
 
2019-03-12 12:02:38 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: His office looks like a bad cheap set piece, or a rental.  
Weird.


Freshmen get the worst offices.

tmyk: I seriously have no issue with this.  As mentioned above, he's not blowing saliva all over food that other people will be eating.

He's being downright decent here.


Or blowing wax all over the food.
 
2019-03-12 12:37:33 PM  
Candle extinguisher protocol engaged...
 
2019-03-12 12:37:45 PM  
At least he had a bigger party than Kirk Cameron.
 
2019-03-12 12:38:17 PM  
Fark off, subby.
 
2019-03-12 12:38:42 PM  
I'm betting those Twinkies are glued together with Mayonnaise.
 
2019-03-12 12:38:53 PM  
Mitt Romney - Who Let the Dogs Out?
Youtube FDwwAaVmnf4
 
2019-03-12 12:39:03 PM  
I wonder if he did that so as not to blow candle wax all over the twinkies?
 
2019-03-12 12:40:13 PM  

JDAT: I wonder if he did that so as not to blow candle wax all over the twinkies?


Have you ever been to a birthday party?
 
2019-03-12 12:41:13 PM  

FlashHarry: enry: Ehh.  He's not spraying slobber all over the Twinkies.  Still creepy.

actually, that's pretty polite of him. he must've run his sanitary subroutine.


Good for him. I don't like spit cake either.
 
2019-03-12 12:41:15 PM  
****ERROR IN BIRTHDAY CANDLE EXTINGUISHING SUBROUTINE - BIRTHDAY CAKE NOT FOUND****
****PROCESSING****
****FINDING OPTIMAL EXTINGUISHING ALGORITHM****
****EXECUTE PROGRAM (LAUGH AT AWKWARD SITUATION)****
****DIVERSION SUCCESSFUL*****
*****RETURNING TO NORMAL OPERATION****
 
2019-03-12 12:41:17 PM  
Not blowing Romney germs all over the twinkies, has a modest looking office. Great, now I like him.
 
2019-03-12 12:41:36 PM  
Subby, you're forgetting his rap career:

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2019-03-12 12:42:04 PM  
That twinkie cake actually looks kind of cool. The candle thing is super weird though.
 
2019-03-12 12:42:11 PM  
Not only is he not spitting all over the twinkies, he's also not getting wax all over them.  Somewhat polite.

And I wonder about the backwards desk as well.  And why doesn't he put some pictures up?  Is he not allowed to put nails in the walls or something?
 
2019-03-12 12:42:22 PM  
Can I use a different measurement for whiteness, then?

What about "as white as Pat Sajak listening to Pat Boone". Is that white enough?


\white.
\\so caucasian I sweat mayonnaise.
 
2019-03-12 12:42:44 PM  
So averse to sharing that he won't even share his spit on other peoples' dessert items.

If you want Mitt to spit in your mouth, you're going to have to earn it or turn him on in a private place where no one is looking.
 
2019-03-12 12:43:41 PM  

markie_farkie:

2.  Why is he sitting behind a desk that's facing backwards?  The drawers are on the front, facing the camera.

I've never seen such a desk, but it's totally feasible that they have a desk designed for people to share. The drawers are on the right. I wonder if when you go to the other side, it's got drawers on the right?

Something like this:

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Markoff_Cheney: His office looks like a bad cheap set piece, or a rental.  
Weird.


You'd rather one where he blew a bunch of money renovating it? Some people don't really do more than work in their workspace, it's just how they work.

You'd rather have this guy?
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2019-03-12 12:44:04 PM  
Aw crap...it's jumped hosts again.
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2019-03-12 12:44:18 PM  
Great idea for a cake and nice of him to not spit all over it. Still weird, but I'm not outraged, my friend.
 
2019-03-12 12:44:24 PM  
If you don't blow them all out in one breath, the number of leftover candles is how many sister-wives you have
 
2019-03-12 12:45:13 PM  

tmyk: I seriously have no issue with this.  As mentioned above, he's not blowing saliva all over food that other people will be eating.

He's being downright decent here.


HE'S DENYING PEOPLE HIS MAGICAL MORMON SLOBBER!
 
2019-03-12 12:45:19 PM  
Over/under

Number of women named Megan at the start of that clip: 3.5
Number of different spellings of "Megan" among them: 2.5
 
2019-03-12 12:45:41 PM  

markie_farkie: 1.  There are bars on the window.  Is that to keep creeps out, or in?

2.  Why is he sitting behind a desk that's facing backwards?  The drawers are on the front, facing the camera.


It's called a partner's desk drawers on both sides
It is an Attorney thing

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2019-03-12 12:46:01 PM  
WTFF is wrong with this MF?
 
2019-03-12 12:46:25 PM  
My money goes on the next thing that happened:
Here, Paige. You may want to save these for another event!

/Nice basement office, Senator. The decor eflects your personality. Vanilla on a plain cone.
 
2019-03-12 12:48:20 PM  

spongeboob: WTFF is wrong with this MF?


I can forgive his quirky transgressions, as long as he decides not to run for President.
 
2019-03-12 12:48:24 PM  

markie_farkie: 1.  There are bars on the window.  Is that to keep creeps out, or in?

2.  Why is he sitting behind a desk that's facing backwards?  The drawers are on the front, facing the camera.


Its called a 'partners desk' I believe. Recall seeing them at antique shops.
 
2019-03-12 12:50:45 PM  

Pinner: My money goes on the next thing that happened:
Here, Paige. You may want to save these for another event!

/Nice basement office, Senator. The decor eflects your personality. Vanilla on a plain cone.


Paige, no!
 
2019-03-12 12:50:46 PM  

UncleDirtNap: I'm betting those Twinkies are glued together with Mayonnaise.


Its Mormon there so its probably Cool Whip (or cream cheese if really sophisticated) and the whole creation is typical of Mormon deserts.

http://archives.wbur.org/publicradiok​i​tchen/2012/05/31/bad-mormon-dessert.ht​ml
It's a classic in the Mormon community because of "the layer thing going on," comprised of suspended fruit, a crushed crust and the ample use of ingredients with "a long shelf life." We're talking Jello, Cool Whip, cream cheese, butter, sugar (had enough?), chopped berries and the coup d'etat: pretzels.
 
2019-03-12 12:51:41 PM  

EvilElecBlanket: Fark off, subby.


Looks like we found Blatt Romney's login!
 
2019-03-12 12:52:19 PM  
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that face when you either have something extra going on, are terrified of the possible reaction, or you just crapped your pants.  probably one of those...
 
2019-03-12 12:54:06 PM  

VanillaEnvelope: JDAT: I wonder if he did that so as not to blow candle wax all over the twinkies?

Have you ever been to a birthday party?


Of course.  But I scrape the wax off of the top of my frosting before I eat the cake.
 
2019-03-12 12:54:23 PM  
Would have been way cooler if he put them out one by one with his fingers and said let's see Donnie boy do this shiat.
 
2019-03-12 12:54:44 PM  

spongeboob: WTFF is wrong with this MF?


2nd generation wealthy. He's been part of the upper upper class since he was 6.

Or he's an android bent on the destruction of our species.
 
2019-03-12 12:56:22 PM  
Whatever, Subs, I'm the whitest dude aroun...

/watches video

So, I guess I'll guess I'll get to work on recording my first rap album.
 
2019-03-12 12:58:18 PM  

whidbey: spongeboob: WTFF is wrong with this MF?

I can forgive his quirky transgressions, as long as he decides not to run for President.


I think he could actually primary Trump, and may be better than Pence, depending on whether competent bad platform or incompetent horrible platform is worse to you.
 
2019-03-12 01:00:00 PM  
I'm so white that mayonnaise is an ethnic food, but damn, that's white.
 
2019-03-12 01:00:16 PM  

Mikey1969: You'd rather one where he blew a bunch of money renovating it? Some people don't really do more than work in their workspace, it's just how they work.

You'd rather have this guy?


I just assumed there would be more than just.... wall.  And weird ass chair with expensive looking desk.
With a flag tucked back there for no reason.
What a weird mother farker.
 
2019-03-12 01:01:24 PM  

GanjSmokr: Not only is he not spitting all over the twinkies, he's also not getting wax all over them.  Somewhat polite.

And I wonder about the backwards desk as well.  And why doesn't he put some pictures up?  Is he not allowed to put nails in the walls or something?


What about those 3m sticky things?
 
2019-03-12 01:02:18 PM  
He's completely unaware of the American public's emotional attachment to birthday spit.
 
2019-03-12 01:02:56 PM  
A Twinkie cake, for when a loaf of Wonder Bread just isn't available.
 
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