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(Medical Xpress)   Had a stroke? Your blood panel can now tell you if you'll have dementia within a year   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Immune system, Antibody, Blood, Immunology, Stroke, White blood cell, immune cell types, new study  
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330 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Mar 2019 at 3:16 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-12 03:41:04 PM  
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You have cancer."
'Well that sucks, doc.'
"There's more. You also have Alzheimer's."
'Well it could be worse. At least I don't have cancer.'
2019-03-12 03:50:53 PM  
Of course, the patients will actually have been reading the refridgerator manual. But it's an exciting result, nonetheles...
2019-03-12 04:09:06 PM  
I wonder what that'll do to the suicide rate.
2019-03-12 09:00:09 PM  
I don't have a year to wait for the results of the blood panel, I need to know now!
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