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(Cageside Seats)   Because we can't get enough of Ohio, SmackDown stops in Dayton. R-Truth gets a rematch against Tagalong Joe, Barkasev takes an Xtremely Black Bounce, Shane will unconvincingly speak at us, and Vince will find new ways to fark with Kofi. (8pm ET, USA)   (cagesideseats.com) divider line
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2019-03-12 10:33:22 AM  
You know, sometimes it's an art form to squeeze all the info you can into a headline with the space limit we have.  My only regret on this one was that I couldn't squeeze in a Wright-Patterson/Hangar 18 reference.
 
2019-03-12 07:32:10 PM  
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2019-03-12 07:32:41 PM  
It's national pancake day and it looks like changes are in store for our favorite New Day clan: https://dailyddt.com/2019/03/12/wwe-t​h​e-new-day-needs-new-era/

I just want Kofi to get the belt and cement his grand slam and HOF career. But really though, don't turn New Day just to get him there. Let them work their magic and adjust the characters.
 
2019-03-12 07:35:58 PM  

TheManofPA: It's national pancake day and it looks like changes are in store for our favorite New Day clan: https://dailyddt.com/2019/03/12/wwe-th​e-new-day-needs-new-era/

I just want Kofi to get the belt and cement his grand slam and HOF career. But really though, don't turn New Day just to get him there. Let them work their magic and adjust the characters.


My belly is full of free pancakes, so I'm good. It's been too long since I've been to the Nutter Center, the busiest arena in the US.
 
2019-03-12 07:37:30 PM  

TheManofPA: It's national pancake day and it looks like changes are in store for our favorite New Day clan: https://dailyddt.com/2019/03/12/wwe-th​e-new-day-needs-new-era/

I just want Kofi to get the belt and cement his grand slam and HOF career. But really though, don't turn New Day just to get him there. Let them work their magic and adjust the characters.


DAMMIT!!!
 
2019-03-12 07:53:43 PM  
Despite my negative snark in the headline, I'm actually kind of positive for SDL tonight.  I grumble and already grow tired of Vince dragging Kofi like he's doing, but it is serving its purpose story-wise.  My only fear is the show's going to be too talk-heavy and not enough in-ring stuff.
 
2019-03-12 07:54:48 PM  
Heya!

I'm amped for SDL tonight!

Watching a repeat of NXT and currently it's UE vs DIY
 
2019-03-12 07:55:15 PM  

DrunkenGator: Despite my negative snark in the headline, I'm actually kind of positive for SDL tonight.  I grumble and already grow tired of Vince dragging Kofi like he's doing, but it is serving its purpose story-wise.  My only fear is the show's going to be too talk-heavy and not enough in-ring stuff.


You won't see much wrestling this month. Can't risk the WM matchups since accidents happen. Mostly highlight the new callups, do a couple of face-offs, maybe an "official signing" and lots of tag matches where the match is carried by people in the Andre battle royal.
Can't blame them for it, just at least the belt is on TV for this show
 
2019-03-12 07:57:07 PM  
man I missed the DIY theme.

Interesting looks between Gargano and Ciampa, where the latter is super thrilled he has Johnny back, and Gargano looking on with a bit of a nod, but some hesitation when he looks back at Ciampa.
 
2019-03-12 07:58:16 PM  
Checking in....(knocks on the clubhouse door) .....Anybody bring snacks ?
 
2019-03-12 07:58:33 PM  

TheManofPA: DrunkenGator: Despite my negative snark in the headline, I'm actually kind of positive for SDL tonight.  I grumble and already grow tired of Vince dragging Kofi like he's doing, but it is serving its purpose story-wise.  My only fear is the show's going to be too talk-heavy and not enough in-ring stuff.

You won't see much wrestling this month. Can't risk the WM matchups since accidents happen. Mostly highlight the new callups, do a couple of face-offs, maybe an "official signing" and lots of tag matches where the match is carried by people in the Andre battle royal.
Can't blame them for it, just at least the belt is on TV for this show


Indeed.  The Fruit Roll-Up may be constantly out of stock, but at least we can count on seeing the 10 Pounds of Oak.

/ I would have called it 'Three Pounds of Hemp', but that is too far off from what I wanted to reference it doesn't work.
 
2019-03-12 08:00:11 PM  
I've worked in higher ed my entire adult life and while I've never been faced with this situation, if Aunt Becky handed me a briefcase filled with cash, I'd say "have mercy" and leave the room.
 
2019-03-12 08:00:41 PM  
THEN

NOW

NEW DAY SOCKS

 
2019-03-12 08:00:53 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Heya!

I'm amped for SDL tonight!

Watching a repeat of NXT and currently it's UE vs DIY


This reminds me I need to watch this on the Hulu machine.
 
2019-03-12 08:01:05 PM  
Good.  At least we get Shane out of the way first.
 
2019-03-12 08:01:44 PM  
todays alternate channel viewing is Lehigh/Rutgers men's lacrosse, pretty solid first quarter.
 
2019-03-12 08:01:53 PM  
Hi all...I am. Three drags on this vape & "You know I like where Creative is going with this. Plus, Corey does make a lot of good points."

Also, here is Captain Whole Foods after Fastlane:
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2019-03-12 08:02:34 PM  
Since they didn't announce Angle's Wrestlemania opponent last night, I've decided the most fitting choice has to be a man who just returned to the company a month or so ago: Jeff Jarrett.
 
2019-03-12 08:02:43 PM  

isamudyson: Hi all...I am. Three drags on this vape & "You know I like where Creative is going with this. Plus, Corey does make a lot of good points."

Also, here is Captain Whole Foods after Fastlane:
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YIKES! O_O
 
2019-03-12 08:02:54 PM  
It's the BESTEST WRASSLER IN THA WURRLD!!
 
2019-03-12 08:03:04 PM  
I see SD wants to borrow 'you have to earn unmute' from RAW now
 
2019-03-12 08:03:22 PM  

19jug-head75: It's the BESTEST WRASSLER IN THA WURRLD!!


Becks?! WHERE!!
 
2019-03-12 08:03:32 PM  

isamudyson: Hi all...I am. Three drags on this vape & "You know I like where Creative is going with this. Plus, Corey does make a lot of good points."

Also, here is Captain Whole Foods after Fastlane:
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Now that looks like a man who has a severe allergy to his laundry detergent...
 
2019-03-12 08:03:57 PM  
DON'T YOU BULLY GREG HAMILTON
 
2019-03-12 08:04:14 PM  

DrunkenGator: TheManofPA: DrunkenGator: Despite my negative snark in the headline, I'm actually kind of positive for SDL tonight.  I grumble and already grow tired of Vince dragging Kofi like he's doing, but it is serving its purpose story-wise.  My only fear is the show's going to be too talk-heavy and not enough in-ring stuff.

You won't see much wrestling this month. Can't risk the WM matchups since accidents happen. Mostly highlight the new callups, do a couple of face-offs, maybe an "official signing" and lots of tag matches where the match is carried by people in the Andre battle royal.
Can't blame them for it, just at least the belt is on TV for this show

Indeed.  The Fruit Roll-Up may be constantly out of stock, but at least we can count on seeing the 10 Pounds of Oak.

/ I would have called it 'Three Pounds of Hemp', but that is too far off from what I wanted to reference it doesn't work.


Cops would call it 10 Pounds if they saw it. And give it a street value of $100,000,000.00
 
2019-03-12 08:04:28 PM  
Good evening SDL viewers on Fark!
 
2019-03-12 08:05:27 PM  

isamudyson: DrunkenGator: TheManofPA: DrunkenGator: Despite my negative snark in the headline, I'm actually kind of positive for SDL tonight.  I grumble and already grow tired of Vince dragging Kofi like he's doing, but it is serving its purpose story-wise.  My only fear is the show's going to be too talk-heavy and not enough in-ring stuff.

You won't see much wrestling this month. Can't risk the WM matchups since accidents happen. Mostly highlight the new callups, do a couple of face-offs, maybe an "official signing" and lots of tag matches where the match is carried by people in the Andre battle royal.
Can't blame them for it, just at least the belt is on TV for this show

Indeed.  The Fruit Roll-Up may be constantly out of stock, but at least we can count on seeing the 10 Pounds of Oak.

/ I would have called it 'Three Pounds of Hemp', but that is too far off from what I wanted to reference it doesn't work.

Cops would call it 10 Pounds if they saw it. And give it a street value of $100,000,000.00


And that's where I figured people would have gone with it.  *tries to bite a golden apple*
 
2019-03-12 08:05:29 PM  

indybill23: todays alternate channel viewing is Lehigh/Rutgers men's lacrosse, pretty solid first quarter.


I hate LAX bros but it's a fun game to watch....when I can't see derby.

/legally required to put that last part
 
2019-03-12 08:06:19 PM  
He does have a point ....
 
2019-03-12 08:06:32 PM  
WWE on a massive PPV in Saudi Arabia, amid political controversy just to push a storyline...

The show must go on
 
2019-03-12 08:07:27 PM  
Hmmm I need an And Now theme for the night
 
2019-03-12 08:07:31 PM  
Best in the world........that's a bold statement.
 
2019-03-12 08:07:43 PM  
I can't argue, he does have a baked potato face.
 
2019-03-12 08:07:58 PM  
"I still love you Shane" keep fighting the good fight guy.
 
2019-03-12 08:08:13 PM  
OH BOY
 
2019-03-12 08:08:52 PM  
Looks like he's wearing some AJ1's *squints*
 
2019-03-12 08:09:35 PM  

Tenor Reaper: OH BOY


These days that means Future Tenor has spotted Ali
 
2019-03-12 08:09:44 PM  
Lol Shane waiting out the weak we want Kofi chant.
 
2019-03-12 08:09:50 PM  
Odds that the 'WrestleMania' opportunity for Kofi is on the preshow?
 
2019-03-12 08:09:58 PM  

A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: OH BOY

These days that means Future Tenor has spotted Ali


it was a more a sarcastic 'oh boy a shane match at wm" XD
 
2019-03-12 08:10:22 PM  
Shane is not good as a heel
 
2019-03-12 08:10:24 PM  

A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: OH BOY

These days that means Future Tenor has spotted Ali


Wonder what a spotted Ali would look like.
 
2019-03-12 08:10:58 PM  
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2019-03-12 08:11:32 PM  

isamudyson: A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: OH BOY

These days that means Future Tenor has spotted Ali

Wonder what a spotted Ali would look like.


First, Fark is not Tenor's personal erotica site.
Second, my photoshop skills aren't that good.
 
2019-03-12 08:11:40 PM  
And now

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Let's start this off classy shall we?
 
2019-03-12 08:11:43 PM  
Odell is a Brown, I'm happier I picked up Baker at the end of the season.
 
2019-03-12 08:12:35 PM  
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Black and richochet

(stolen from reddit)
 
2019-03-12 08:12:49 PM  

A Festering Boil: And now

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Let's start this off classy shall we?


I was just thinking of AJ on the way home....
 
2019-03-12 08:13:42 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Checking in....(knocks on the clubhouse door) .....Anybody bring snacks ?


I have bbq chicken, baked beans and mac n cheese still warm on the stove. Make a plate.
 
2019-03-12 08:14:21 PM  

ZM Punk: [img.fark.net image 425x238]Black and richochet

(stolen from reddit)


Aubrey Plaza for the win!

/Krysten Ritter also
 
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