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(NYPost)   Meet the model who became Taiwan's 'Barbecue Goddess'. Hmm...She's gorgeous AND she cooks BBQ. Fake news?   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, United States, Facebook, Barbecue, 36-year-old Ruo Yan, Fans of the beauty, Meat, Facebook page, Changhua County  
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1899 clicks; posted to Food » on 12 Mar 2019 at 9:11 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-12 09:00:19 AM  
Just those 2 reasons Subby?
 
2019-03-12 09:18:02 AM  
Daily I Fall In Love With Waitresses
by Elliot Fried

Daily I fall in love with waitresses
with their white bouncing name tags
KATHY MARGIE HONEY SUE
and white rubber shoes.
I love how they bend over tables
pouring coffee.
Their perky breasts hover above potatoes
like jets coming in to LAX
hang above the suburbs-
shards of broken stars.
I feel their fingers
roughened by cube steaks softened with grease
slide over me.
Their hands and lean long bodies
keep moving so...
fumbling and clattering so harmoniously
that I am left overwhelmed, quivering.
Daily I fall in love with waitresses
with their cream-cheese cool.
They tell secrets in the kitchen
and I want them.
I know them.
They press buttons creases burgers buns-
their legs are menu smooth.

They have boyfriends or husbands or children
or all.
They are french dressing worldly-
they know how ice cubes clink.
Their chipped teeth form chipped beef
and muffin syllabics.
Daily I fall in love with waitresses.
They are Thousand Island dreams
but they never stand still long enough
as they serve serve serve.

"Daily I Fall In Love With Waitresses," by Elliot Fried, from Marvel Mystery Oil
 
2019-03-12 09:27:37 AM  
I would wok with Yan, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2019-03-12 09:34:46 AM  

brap: Daily I Fall In Love With Waitresses
by Elliot Fried

Daily I fall in love with waitresses
with their white bouncing name tags
KATHY MARGIE HONEY SUE
and white rubber shoes.
I love how they bend over tables
pouring coffee.
Their perky breasts hover above potatoes
like jets coming in to LAX
hang above the suburbs-
shards of broken stars.
I feel their fingers
roughened by cube steaks softened with grease
slide over me.
Their hands and lean long bodies
keep moving so...
fumbling and clattering so harmoniously
that I am left overwhelmed, quivering.
Daily I fall in love with waitresses
with their cream-cheese cool.
They tell secrets in the kitchen
and I want them.
I know them.
They press buttons creases burgers buns-
their legs are menu smooth.

They have boyfriends or husbands or children
or all.
They are french dressing worldly-
they know how ice cubes clink.
Their chipped teeth form chipped beef
and muffin syllabics.
Daily I fall in love with waitresses.
They are Thousand Island dreams
but they never stand still long enough
as they serve serve serve.

"Daily I Fall In Love With Waitresses," by Elliot Fried, from Marvel Mystery Oil

Waitress please waitress sit down on my face
Eating ain't cheating lord it ain't no disgrace
Bring me a Lone Star, making it a case
Waitress please waitress sit down on my face

-

Kinky Friedman
 
2019-03-12 09:48:14 AM  
Fake news or fake boobs?
 
2019-03-12 09:52:26 AM  
I don'r care if they're real, and I bet they're spectacular
 
2019-03-12 09:57:52 AM  
I'd like her to try my kabob.
 
2019-03-12 10:34:04 AM  

grokca: I would wok with Yan, if you know what I mean and I think you do.


Only if Yan can cook.
 
2019-03-12 10:38:02 AM  
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2019-03-12 10:56:19 AM  
I think that I would enjoy her butt. And I know that there's a lot of meat on her ribs too.
 
2019-03-12 11:02:54 AM  
Holy cleavage!
 
2019-03-12 11:03:15 AM  
It's nice to see they have a Hooters in Taiwan.
 
2019-03-12 11:31:10 AM  

grokca: I would wok with Yan, if you know what I mean and I think you do.


Wear an apron with a bad pun? Whatever floats your boat.
 
2019-03-12 11:31:59 AM  
generic innuendo about giving her some BBQ sauce
 
2019-03-12 12:05:47 PM  
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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.
 
2019-03-12 12:22:14 PM  

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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.


The US Constimatution has an amemdament about ugly people?
 
2019-03-12 12:38:31 PM  
Did anyone else notice that she's quite attractive?
 
2019-03-12 12:53:30 PM  
She seems nice.
 
2019-03-12 01:04:39 PM  

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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.

The US Constimatution has an amemdament about ugly people?


I don't know, if you're an American, you're one that out to know.

Where I from come, you're allowed to discrimate based on sex, looks, religion etc.

Of course it happends anyway, for service workers. But you don't do it as an official policy.
 
2019-03-12 01:05:39 PM  
*not allowed I meant.
 
2019-03-12 01:05:51 PM  

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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.


Damn, she looks 2D as hell. Better watch out for Lowell, he gonna get jealous.
 
2019-03-12 01:23:50 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Shazam999: Ketchuponsteak: [img.fark.net image 700x494]
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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.

The US Constimatution has an amemdament about ugly people?

I don't know, if you're an American, you're one that out to know.

Where I from come, you're allowed to discrimate based on sex, looks, religion etc.

Of course it happends anyway, for service workers. But you don't do it as an official policy.


I'm Canadian, workers are hired strictly on the basis of their beavers.
 
2019-03-12 01:59:55 PM  
At that restaurant, I bet you can get a nice rack

of lamb
 
2019-03-12 02:50:48 PM  
What sort of meat is she handling? I could see some sausage heating up in the video, but it was difficult to make out anything else due to the camera angle.
 
2019-03-12 05:21:13 PM  

Shazam999: Ketchuponsteak: Shazam999: Ketchuponsteak: [img.fark.net image 700x494]
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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.

The US Constimatution has an amemdament about ugly people?

I don't know, if you're an American, you're one that out to know.

Where I from come, you're allowed to discrimate based on sex, looks, religion etc.

Of course it happends anyway, for service workers. But you don't do it as an official policy.

I'm Canadian, workers are hired strictly on the basis of their beavers.


What about moose knuckles?
 
2019-03-12 06:14:03 PM  
I remember a time when I didn't have to click TFA in order to properly evaluate whether or not Subby was over-selling the headline. If Fark is scraping bottom so badly that it's counting on me to handle this, it's in some sad, sad shape.

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Survey says: I'll allow it, but if anyone can dig up some more evidence, you can never be too sure.
 
2019-03-12 06:24:49 PM  

Boondock3806: I remember a time when I didn't have to click TFA in order to properly evaluate whether or not Subby was over-selling the headline. If Fark is scraping bottom so badly that it's counting on me to handle this, it's in some sad, sad shape.

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Survey says: I'll allow it, but if anyone can dig up some more evidence, you can never be too sure.


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Just look at those breasts.
 
2019-03-12 06:52:46 PM  

Trocadero: Boondock3806: I remember a time when I didn't have to click TFA in order to properly evaluate whether or not Subby was over-selling the headline. If Fark is scraping bottom so badly that it's counting on me to handle this, it's in some sad, sad shape.

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Survey says: I'll allow it, but if anyone can dig up some more evidence, you can never be too sure.

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Just look at those breasts.


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2019-03-12 09:09:34 PM  
I want one.

I want three.

I want TEN.

Ten pounds of barbecue.

/there was a woman?
 
2019-03-13 06:35:29 AM  
There's a woman who never said, "my eyes are up here."
 
2019-03-13 07:51:09 AM  

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Wei Han Xu from McDonalds in Taiwan is still more my type. And btw., in Taiwan it is apparently legal to hire based on looks, openly.

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