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(Metro)   There's "Pass out drunk", "fall down drunk", "Make an ass out of yourself drunk" and then there's "Rage into a pub with a running chainsaw, smash your ex's windshield and threaten to blow her house up while her children were inside" drunk. Dad?   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Bar, English-language films, Public house, pub car park, ex-girlfriend's house, Construction worker, power saw, public place  
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2019-03-11 10:56:46 PM  
Christ, and I thought *I* had anger issues
 
2019-03-11 11:55:39 PM  
So, based on court statements, he's guilty of not being 'British' drunk.  You know, with manners and such...
 
2019-03-12 01:08:57 AM  
In Ireland they call that "Tuesday".
 
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2019-03-12 05:46:59 AM  
If you are going to do something, make sure you do it right, but maybe not if you're totally wrong.

That reminds me of another one, anything not worth finishing probably wasn't worth starting.
 
2019-03-12 07:14:54 AM  
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In all fairness, as a building contractor, he's probably done a lot worse...
 
2019-03-12 07:30:57 AM  
The Aristocrats.
 
2019-03-12 07:32:48 AM  
If you can get a chainsaw to run, you probably aren't that drunk.
 
2019-03-12 07:43:40 AM  
I'm am not your father, but your mother is a slut! Now, where did I put the two stroke oil?
 
2019-03-12 07:44:25 AM  
Dad's Home!
Youtube xOJUh7G-B8c
 
2019-03-12 07:47:59 AM  
Mandy was a documentary?
 
2019-03-12 07:48:53 AM  
Marcel Ledbetter unavailable for comment.
 
2019-03-12 07:48:59 AM  
Protip: If you discover you're an "angry" drunk, stop drinking.
 
2019-03-12 07:50:23 AM  

dittybopper: Marcel Ledbetter unavailable for comment.


Marcel's Talking Chainsaw ~ Jerry Clower
Youtube PDFBVPpR0u0


For those who don't get the joke.
 
2019-03-12 08:03:32 AM  
This wouldn't have happened if he'd had a gun.
 
2019-03-12 08:17:34 AM  

wildcardjack: If you can get a chainsaw to run, you probably aren't that drunk.


He's a professional, and has the proper brand.

"He revved the circular Stihl saw before running back into the pub."

Try getting a Poulan to start sober or drunk.
They got their name because you have to Poulan and Poulan on the starter cord.
 
2019-03-12 08:24:18 AM  
Gods own drunk and a fearless man
 
2019-03-12 08:26:19 AM  
You forgot about "bang me right here, right now drunk."
 
2019-03-12 08:54:19 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: Marcel Ledbetter unavailable for comment.

[YouTube video: Marcel's Talking Chainsaw ~ Jerry Clower]

For those who don't get the joke.


Thanks for the help, admittedly went right over my head!
 
2019-03-12 09:16:17 AM  
Suspect now has two years to sober up. Unless he can get his hands on some Jenkem while in jail.
 
2019-03-12 09:43:51 AM  
People are missing the bright side to all this. Thank God he is just a nasty asshole drunk. Think how bad it would have been if he had been a Marijewuana Addict!
 
2019-03-12 09:55:58 AM  

johnny_vegas: dittybopper: dittybopper: Marcel Ledbetter unavailable for comment.

[YouTube video: Marcel's Talking Chainsaw ~ Jerry Clower]

For those who don't get the joke.

Thanks for the help, admittedly went right over my head!


Yeah, Jerry Clower is probably pretty obscure even among the Fark cognoscenti.
 
2019-03-12 10:06:55 AM  

wildcardjack: If you can get a chainsaw to run, you probably aren't that drunk.


Tfa says he only had a pint.
He's just an asshole.
 
2019-03-12 11:04:53 AM  
NSFW language.

Frank Gallagher - there are good drunks and bad drunks - Shameless
Youtube u4Ow1UiyESg
 
2019-03-12 01:02:50 PM  

Glenford: NSFW language.

[YouTube video: Frank Gallagher - there are good drunks and bad drunks - Shameless]


Wow, I had no idea the Chatsworth estate had been exported to the States. Excellent job our kid!
 
2019-03-12 03:15:10 PM  
You never met my wife subby.
 
2019-03-12 03:45:47 PM  

boyvoyeur: You never met my wife subby.


i wouldn't take that bet...
 
2019-03-12 07:21:50 PM  
This would be any day in Russia
 
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