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    More: Dumbass, Saw, 21-year-old, Circular saw, Cutting, help of her family, members of the family, injury insurance, Leo White  
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2019-03-12 02:13:30 AM  
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2019-03-12 02:24:29 AM  
"Ok, I'm ready. Let's do this"
Is that how it went because fark that.
That lady has more balls than I do yet I have 2 and she has none.
 
2019-03-12 02:25:57 AM  
No Facepalm tag?
 
2019-03-12 02:27:18 AM  
I was expecting one thing and then read something else entirely. The depths of human depravity truly know no bounds.

This is partly why I labor. We can be better. Or we could be better without the trash which pollutes us. And there is human trash, make no mistake. History is replete with our garbage. We can do better.
 
2019-03-12 02:32:56 AM  
And now she's under a wrist?
 
2019-03-12 02:39:02 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: And now she's under a wrist?


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2019-03-12 02:41:09 AM  

C18H27NO3: That lady has more balls than I do


She should get a pay out if only for her bravery.
 
2019-03-12 02:41:36 AM  

Trocadero: Madman drummers bummers: And now she's under a wrist?

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For the record, I have you Farkied as "Appreciates Puns."
 
2019-03-12 02:42:02 AM  
Mae Young gives birth to a hand
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2019-03-12 02:42:06 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: C18H27NO3: That lady has more balls than I do

She should get a pay out if only for her bravery.


Clearly, she was just looking for a hand out.
 
2019-03-12 03:04:21 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: C18H27NO3: That lady has more balls than I do

She should get a pay out if only for her bravery.

Clearly, she was just looking for a hand out.


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2019-03-12 03:04:48 AM  
They saw her hand lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was watching it.
They had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but they talked him down to seventeen.
They took it to the hospital, washed it off,
And put it back on.
 
2019-03-12 03:07:05 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: And now she's under a wrist?


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2019-03-12 03:23:44 AM  
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2019-03-12 03:35:10 AM  
"Officials say the group left the severed hand behind rather than bring it to hospital, to ensure the disability was permanent. But the authorities recovered it in time to sew it back on"

Meanwhile, in bizarro land:
"Officials say the group took the severed hand to hospital rather than leave it behind, to prevent a permanent disability. As a result, authorities did not have to recover it in time to sew it back on."
 
2019-03-12 03:43:30 AM  

casual disregard: I was expecting one thing and then read something else entirely. The depths of human depravity truly know no bounds.

This is partly why I labor. We can be better. Or we could be better without the trash which pollutes us. And there is human trash, make no mistake. History is replete with our garbage. We can do better.


we know not the impetus of her supposed greed. it is sad.
 
2019-03-12 04:35:10 AM  
In the 70s my girlfriend worked for an insurance company. She would always be amazed at what people would do for like $ 1000.They spent millions on fraud detection. Let that sink in.
 
2019-03-12 05:15:45 AM  
I guess she'll never work at Orchids of Asia
 
2019-03-12 05:36:11 AM  
"Relatives took her to hospital, saying she had injured herself while sawing branches."

Just an innocent misunderstanding: they meant limbs.
 
2019-03-12 06:05:02 AM  
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And that is why you always measure twice and cut once
 
2019-03-12 06:17:55 AM  
That kind of insurance fraud ends up costing the rest of us an arm and a leg.
 
2019-03-12 07:27:56 AM  
Grifters from Slovenia? Here's my shocked face.

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2019-03-12 08:25:21 AM  
What is the sound of one hand golf clapping?
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2019-03-12 10:03:03 AM  

C18H27NO3: "Ok, I'm ready. Let's do this"
Is that how it went because fark that.
That lady has more balls than I do yet I have 2 and she has none.


You say that like you believe she was a willing participant. She may have been stupid/naive engouh to be convinced by a relative to take out the insurance, but she probably wasn't expecting her relatives to say, "Now, part two of our plan..."
 
2019-03-12 10:48:26 AM  
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