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(Huffington Post)   Half Scoop expresses full confidence in Tucker Carlson   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2019-03-11 08:07:20 PM  
Of course he does. What would you expect from this asshole.
 
2019-03-11 09:15:22 PM  
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2019-03-11 09:25:12 PM  
Stupid assholes gotta stick together.

Typing that, I had a mental image of their assholes actually stuck together.

/ And now you do too.
// It's gross, but what they deserve.
/// Let's form a vigilante mob with rubber gloves and superglue!
 
2019-03-11 10:37:37 PM  
That face
 
2019-03-11 10:41:56 PM  
The left is not going after @TuckerCarlson for any reason other then he's effective at destroying their agenda

I'd like him to expand on that. What exactly does Tucker do to destroy the "left"'s agenda besides have that same stupid farking look on his head and get psychic messages from his bowtie?
 
2019-03-11 10:44:54 PM  

Mugato: The left is not going after @TuckerCarlson for any reason other then he's effective at destroying their agenda

I'd like him to expand on that. What exactly does Tucker do to destroy the "left"'s agenda besides have that same stupid farking look on his head and get psychic messages from his bowtie?


He wrote this sh*tty book that no one read:

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2019-03-11 11:00:15 PM  
Let he who hasn't verbally fantasized on national media about raping a fourteen year old girl that is sort of like your daughter throw the first stone.
 
2019-03-12 12:24:44 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Let he who hasn't verbally fantasized on national media about raping a fourteen year old girl that is sort of like your daughter throw the first stone.


Can I have a flat rock?
 
2019-03-12 12:30:35 AM  
Ah, the coveted "get black-out drunk and piss yourself" endorsement.
 
2019-03-12 12:31:30 AM  
Well yeah, your dad's a rapist.  Of course you're cool with misogyny.
 
2019-03-12 12:32:28 AM  
Maybe I could excuse some outrageously stupid hateful shiat that Carlson said in an impromptu radio interview 10 years ago....
Until I heard some outrageously stupid hateful shiat he said just last night.
 
2019-03-12 12:34:07 AM  

syrynxx: Well yeah, your dad's a rapist.  Of course you're cool with misogyny.


I like how theres no sugarcoating whatsoever
 
2019-03-12 12:36:43 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Let he who hasn't verbally fantasized on national media about raping a fourteen year old girl that is sort of like your daughter throw the first stone.


Not so fast there, Donnie.
 
2019-03-12 12:37:28 AM  

damaged maven: Maybe I could excuse some outrageously stupid hateful shiat that Carlson said in an impromptu radio interview 10 years ago....
Until I heard some outrageously stupid hateful shiat he said just last night.


This.

What someone said ten years ago is not relevant...unless they're still saying it today.
 
2019-03-12 12:39:39 AM  
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2019-03-12 12:41:50 AM  

ElPrimitivo: Stupid assholes gotta stick together.

Typing that, I had a mental image of their assholes actually stuck together.

/ And now you do too.
// It's gross, but what they deserve.
/// Let's form a vigilante mob with rubber gloves and superglue!


Subhuman Centipede
 
2019-03-12 12:50:21 AM  
Fox News: 'its unfair to block us from covering the Democratic Primary debates, we're totally a legit news agency!'
also Fox News: 'no we're not going to shut down tucker carlson for being a racist woman hating hard right wing dick bag and stop telling us what to do!'
 
2019-03-12 12:52:30 AM  
Half Scoop is strangely growing the same beard that people in my old trailer park would grow, when they were hiding from a warrant and did not want to be easily recognized.
 
2019-03-12 12:53:42 AM  
its like the pressure cooker environment is finally starting to get to what counts as the 'inner circle' of conservatism.
 
2019-03-12 12:54:45 AM  
So many gottdam nazi racist pedophiles out there and they stick together.
 
2019-03-12 01:00:19 AM  

ElPrimitivo: Stupid assholes gotta stick together.

Typing that, I had a mental image of their assholes actually stuck together.

/ And now you do too.
// It's gross, but what they deserve.
/// Let's form a vigilante mob with rubber gloves and superglue!


Pooping back and forth, with the same poop, forever?
 
2019-03-12 01:17:33 AM  

damaged maven: Maybe I could excuse some outrageously stupid hateful shiat that Carlson said in an impromptu radio interview 10 years ago....
Until I heard some outrageously stupid hateful shiat he said just last night.


It wasn't 1 interview.  He called in many times, and said the same sorts of things.
 
2019-03-12 01:24:53 AM  

KingBiefWhistle: ElPrimitivo: Stupid assholes gotta stick together.

Typing that, I had a mental image of their assholes actually stuck together.

/ And now you do too.
// It's gross, but what they deserve.
/// Let's form a vigilante mob with rubber gloves and superglue!

Pooping back and forth, with the same poop, forever?


Okay, ew.
 
2019-03-12 01:30:55 AM  

Weaver95: Fox News: 'its unfair to block us from covering the Democratic Primary debates, we're totally a legit news agency!'
also Fox News: 'no we're not going to shut down tucker carlson for being a racist woman hating hard right wing dick bag and stop telling us what to do!'


You forgot 'Child rape apologist'.
 
2019-03-12 01:33:45 AM  

LordJiro: Weaver95: Fox News: 'its unfair to block us from covering the Democratic Primary debates, we're totally a legit news agency!'
also Fox News: 'no we're not going to shut down tucker carlson for being a racist woman hating hard right wing dick bag and stop telling us what to do!'

You forgot 'Child rape apologist'.


on purpose.  Carlson is a repulsive excuse for a human being.

I just find it fascinating to see Fox News biatching about not getting an invite to cover the Democratic primary debates while allowing scum like Tucker Carlson to blather on about whatever he'd like without any consequences for his actions.

this timeline just keeps getting stranger with every passing day.
 
2019-03-12 01:34:13 AM  
Half Scoop, there is a little talk you should have had with your dad as a young man that I think you might have missed...

Shit & Shinola
Youtube YTHL0y6xvLE
 
2019-03-12 02:20:25 AM  

vudukungfu: That face


There are lots and lots of unflattering photos, usually taken when the subject is unprepared.
Has this schmuck, his brother or father ever had a good one?  They know the camera is there, the shots are not blurry, there's no real reason that every freaking image of them is repulsive.
 
2019-03-12 02:31:04 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Let he who hasn't verbally fantasized on national media about raping a fourteen year old girl that is sort of like your daughter throw the first stone.


The dingleberry doesn't fall far from the ass crack.

Trump Flirts With Pre-Teen (VIDEO)
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2019-03-12 02:33:05 AM  

Mugato: The left is not going after @TuckerCarlson for any reason other then he's effective at destroying their agenda

I'd like him to expand on that. What exactly does Tucker do to destroy the "left"'s agenda besides have that same stupid farking look on his head and get psychic messages from his bowtie?


That's how they always phrase it.  The right would have you believe Ben Shapiro DESTROYS more shiat than Godzilla, despite anyone who isn't a hardcore political junkie would mistake him for that annoying kid from The Final Sacrifice.

The only thing either of those two idiots has destroyed is a P.F. Chang's bathroom.
 
2019-03-12 02:35:47 AM  
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2019-03-12 03:44:10 AM  

cherryl taggart: vudukungfu: That face

There are lots and lots of unflattering photos, usually taken when the subject is unprepared.
Has this schmuck, his brother or father ever had a good one?  They know the camera is there, the shots are not blurry, there's no real reason that every freaking image of them is repulsive.


They're the new face of the party of R(everse cowgirl).
 
2019-03-12 04:28:41 AM  
Tuck sez anyone who disagrees with him can come on his show. Where's the line form?
 
2019-03-12 05:52:58 AM  
 
2019-03-12 06:08:40 AM  
He's right, I do want to ruin him and the rest of the treasonous shiat weasels.
 
2019-03-12 07:34:32 AM  
So generous. When the entire world hates you, you can count on the Trumps to vouch for you!

/At least in cases where the hate is kinda justified.
//Said endorsement may be a professional death sentence, but it's the thought that counts.
///The thought may be the absence of thought, however.
 
2019-03-12 07:55:18 AM  
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KingBiefWhistle:Pooping back and forth, with the same poop, forever?
 
2019-03-12 08:07:19 AM  

JustLookin: Tuck sez anyone who disagrees with him can come on his show. Where's the line form?


If you do go on his show to question why he said those things, have a buddy record the whole thing on their cell phone, because it's either not going on the air, or they're going to edit the hell out of it.
 
2019-03-12 10:18:06 AM  
Birds of a feather an all that
 
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