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2019-03-11 02:23:25 PM  
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2019-03-11 02:28:27 PM  
Kettle brand

Ruffles (cheddar and sour cream)


The rest of that garbage.
 
Ant
2019-03-11 04:10:36 PM  
For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos
 
2019-03-11 04:11:15 PM  
It goes Fritos Chili Cheese, Cheetos Jalapeno, Doritos Nacho Cheese, pickled beets, old Chinese newspapers, Lays.
 
2019-03-11 04:15:09 PM  

Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos


Your list leaves out Flaming hot cheetos,

I can't even look at you.
 
2019-03-11 04:15:35 PM  
 
2019-03-11 04:16:30 PM  

Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos


1) Ranch Doritos
2) Nacho Doritos
3) Fritos
4) Cheetos
5) BBQ Lays
6) Plain Lays
 
2019-03-11 04:19:20 PM  
What a coincidence. I found these online today, and want to order them because of curiosity. Yes, I deserve to suffer.

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2019-03-11 04:25:14 PM  
wow, there are a lot of white people on that guy's twitter
 
2019-03-11 04:27:18 PM  
Of the options listed in that pack, I'd rank them:

Nacho Doritos
Ranch Doritos
Cheetos
BBQ Lays
Fritos
Lays
 
2019-03-11 04:32:50 PM  
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Ant
2019-03-11 04:33:01 PM  

exparrot: Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos

Your list leaves out Flaming hot cheetos,

I can't even look at you.


I'm going by the box posted above me
 
2019-03-11 04:35:40 PM  
I'm not a big chip eater but, these are damn tasty.
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Ant
2019-03-11 04:49:08 PM  
One of my favorites:
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2019-03-11 04:58:25 PM  

Ant: One of my favorites:
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Just eat funyons and give up
 
2019-03-11 05:22:10 PM  
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/runs
 
2019-03-11 05:29:55 PM  
Cheetos
Fritos
Nacho cheese Doritos

The rest I really don't give a shiat about.
 
2019-03-11 05:54:12 PM  

muwaryer: Of the options listed in that pack, I'd rank them:

Nacho Doritos
Ranch Doritos
Cheetos
BBQ Lays
Fritos
Lays


Alternatively:
Nacho Doritos
Taco Bugles
Cheetos
KC Masterpiece
Fritos
Ruffles
 
2019-03-11 06:03:09 PM  
Taytos.
 
2019-03-11 06:07:57 PM  
Are they not all fairly rank?
 
2019-03-11 06:09:25 PM  

Trocadero: [target.scene7.com image 488x488]
/runs


Ya know, Quaker mini rice cakes bbq flavor are not bad at all. 60 calories a serving. I keep a bag in my desk and everyone is always stealing them.
 
2019-03-11 06:22:48 PM  
Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos > Flaming Hot Chee-tos

Also, no one's even mentioned Funyuns? Whaaaat?
 
2019-03-11 06:30:17 PM  
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2019-03-11 07:02:41 PM  
1.) Cool Ranch Doritos
2.) BBQ Lays
3.) Cheese Doritos
4.) Fritos
5.) Lays
6.) Cheetos
 
2019-03-11 07:27:52 PM  
Utz plain
Utz ripples
Utz barbeque
Utz sour cream

The local big box store ran out of Utz chips few weeks ago so I picked up a big box of Lays chips in assorted flavors. The next day I gave them all away and swore off chips. Then the big box store had Utz again. I am eating chips again now.
 
2019-03-11 07:31:09 PM  

This text is now purple: Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos

1) Ranch Doritos
2) Nacho Doritos
3) Fritos
4) Cheetos
5) BBQ Lays
6) Plain Lays


1) Plain Lays
2) Nacho Doritos
3) Fritos
4) Cheetos
5 ) BBQ Lays
.
.
.
.
106) Ranch Doritos
 
2019-03-11 07:32:21 PM  
All Dressed > All other chips
 
2019-03-11 07:53:02 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos > Flaming Hot Chee-tos

Also, no one's even mentioned Funyuns? Whaaaat?


You didn't read the thread
 
2019-03-11 07:53:21 PM  
1) plain ol' Lay's
2) Cheetos
...
15) Fritos (I like them, but I just feel horrible a few minutes after eating them. Not guilt horrible. Physically horrible)
...
8,452 ff.) any flavor of Doritos
...
973,478) BBQ flavored anything
 
2019-03-11 07:54:33 PM  
And don't get me started on that Canadian Ketchup chip nonsense
 
2019-03-11 07:57:25 PM  

exparrot: Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos

Your list leaves out Flaming hot cheetos,

I can't even look at you.


Psh
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Not to mention that the list fails without Conn's Party Mix which essentially has Cheetos and Doritos in it, with pretzels and Fritos.
You're welcome
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2019-03-11 07:58:22 PM  

Evil Mackerel: I'm not a big chip eater but, these are damn tasty.
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Trader Joe's used to have these really great Restaurant-style Salsa tortilla chips.  Like so many TJs products that I loved, they are history.
 
2019-03-11 08:08:26 PM  

OhioUGrad: exparrot: Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos

Your list leaves out Flaming hot cheetos,

I can't even look at you.

Psh
[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 786x1200]

Not to mention that the list fails without Conn's Party Mix which essentially has Cheetos and Doritos in it, with pretzels and Fritos.
You're welcome
[d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net image 600x600]


Conn's!!!!! Did not expect to see that in here.

Born in zanesville. I grew up with their mascot from the 80s. He's currently in prison for murder (and is responsible for at least one other death). His dad is a judge in zanesville still.
 
2019-03-11 08:24:25 PM  
I'm amazed that Fritos are still bring made.  They are too strongly reminiscent of "tent spice":  the pungent funk of  field crew camps and the tents of climbers who have festered too long in the Lake Louise Overflow campsites.
 
2019-03-11 09:00:50 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It goes Fritos Chili Cheese, Cheetos Jalapeno, Doritos Nacho Cheese, pickled beets Pickle beetos, old Chinese newspapers newspaperitos, Lays.


FTFY

/the newspaperitos really do taste like Old Chinese
//the beetos just taste like dirt
 
2019-03-11 09:23:57 PM  
Taco flavored doritos are delicious.
 
2019-03-11 09:43:50 PM  

Interceptor1: Utz plain
Utz ripples
Utz barbeque
Utz sour cream

The local big box store ran out of Utz chips few weeks ago so I picked up a big box of Lays chips in assorted flavors. The next day I gave them all away and swore off chips. Then the big box store had Utz again. I am eating chips again now.


If you are close enough to Hanover i would suggest checking out the utz factory outlet
 
2019-03-11 09:53:18 PM  
Although I only buy these once or twice a year, this is the correct order (IMHO):

Cheetos
Regular Lay's (I prefer Ruffles)
Barbeque Lay's


Maybe:
Fritos
Nacho Cheese Doritos


I never buy Cool Ranch Doritos, they are vile.
 
2019-03-11 09:55:01 PM  

Gough: I'm amazed that Fritos are still bring made.  They are too strongly reminiscent of "tent spice":  the pungent funk of  field crew camps and the tents of climbers who have festered too long in the Lake Louise Overflow campsites.


Not sure why you would think"tent spice" would be a recognized term
 
Oak
2019-03-11 09:58:18 PM  
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/They're still not hot enough
 
2019-03-11 10:00:09 PM  

alechemist: Interceptor1: Utz plain
Utz ripples
Utz barbeque
Utz sour cream

The local big box store ran out of Utz chips few weeks ago so I picked up a big box of Lays chips in assorted flavors. The next day I gave them all away and swore off chips. Then the big box store had Utz again. I am eating chips again now.

If you are close enough to Hanover i would suggest checking out the utz factory outlet


the Utz sour cream and onion rippled chips are literally my favorite.  they're almost imposssible to find here.  Not mad
at their pumpernickel pretzels either.
 
2019-03-11 10:09:00 PM  

holdmybones: OhioUGrad: exparrot: Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos

Your list leaves out Flaming hot cheetos,

I can't even look at you.

Psh
[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 786x1200]

Not to mention that the list fails without Conn's Party Mix which essentially has Cheetos and Doritos in it, with pretzels and Fritos.
You're welcome
[d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net image 600x600]

Conn's!!!!! Did not expect to see that in here.

Born in zanesville. I grew up with their mascot from the 80s. He's currently in prison for murder (and is responsible for at least one other death). His dad is a judge in zanesville still.


It's delicious.  That's some crazy fun fact. I think I've only ever been IN Zanesville twice, but have gone through it a few times.
 
2019-03-11 10:11:23 PM  

chitownmike: Gough: I'm amazed that Fritos are still bring made.  They are too strongly reminiscent of "tent spice":  the pungent funk of  field crew camps and the tents of climbers who have festered too long in the Lake Louise Overflow campsites.

Not sure why you would think"tent spice" would be a recognized term


Fair enough.  Maybe the average Farker needs to get out more.
 
2019-03-11 10:57:13 PM  
I would love cool ranch Cheetos make that happen and I'd be happy
 
2019-03-11 11:09:32 PM  
Chili Cheese Fritos > Everything

If you disagree, you're wrong and I'll fight you.
 
2019-03-12 02:32:01 AM  

This text is now purple: Ant: For me:
1) Plain Lays
2) BBQ Lays
3) Fritos
4) Nacho Doritos
5) Cheetos
6) Ranch Doritos

1) Ranch Doritos
2) Nacho Doritos
3) Fritos
4) Cheetos
5) BBQ Lays
6) Plain Lays


This is correct, but I will accept if someone swaps cheetos and fritos.
 
2019-03-12 03:27:59 AM  
Vitners and Jan's are our local brand. Utz just got in the Chicago market a few years back. I like to buy 4 different bags and crush them together.
 
2019-03-12 06:49:31 AM  
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I've searched all over for these in my area to no effect. The only place I've found them in the wild is in a vending machine in our St. Louis office.
 
2019-03-12 07:14:27 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Vitners and Jan's are our local brand. Utz just got in the Chicago market a few years back. I like to buy 4 different bags and crush them together.


Jay's
 
2019-03-12 08:47:25 AM  

Charmin Mao Tse-Bung: [img.fark.net image 357x357]

I've searched all over for these in my area to no effect. The only place I've found them in the wild is in a vending machine in our St. Louis office.


They're all over the philly area.

They supplanted the superior fried dill pickle flavor that used to be available.
 
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