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(Daily Mail)   Woman with severe penicillin allergies almost dies after swallowing the boyfriend's antibiotic laced semen post fellatio. So...Penisillin?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2019-03-11 02:27:15 PM  
Penis illin, really.
 
2019-03-11 02:34:23 PM  
You be illin ?
 
2019-03-11 02:50:57 PM  

Shadow Blasko: You be illin ?


Small fries, Big Mac!
 
2019-03-11 02:51:12 PM  
That sucks.
 
2019-03-11 02:51:50 PM  
Also, Daily Mail, so I now doubt the existence of semen.
 
2019-03-11 02:52:13 PM  
Shot in the mouth
and you're to blame
you give drugs
a bad name.
 
2019-03-11 02:52:14 PM  
Well that's one way to cock up the relationship.

/seeshimselftodoor
 
2019-03-11 02:52:54 PM  
The penis mightier.
 
2019-03-11 02:52:58 PM  
I feel sorry for this guy. Like she's going to swallow him ever again. We all know that's not going to happen.
 
2019-03-11 02:53:26 PM  
Acoxicilin?
 
2019-03-11 02:53:36 PM  
'ow YOU doin'?

/ glad she's OK
 
2019-03-11 02:53:36 PM  
two, two, two shots in one !
 
2019-03-11 02:54:12 PM  
The man is inconsolable because he knows that's the very last time he'll get head.
 
2019-03-11 02:54:25 PM  
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2019-03-11 02:55:00 PM  
Well, this certainly isn't going to help old needle dick's self-esteem.
 
2019-03-11 02:55:11 PM  
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2019-03-11 02:56:46 PM  

KidKorporate: That sucks.


And blows.
 
2019-03-11 02:56:46 PM  
Well at least she didn't drink it pre-fellatio, subby.
 
2019-03-11 02:57:28 PM  
Interesting story.

Was she not aware that her boyfriend was taking antibiotics? Or did she know, and just assume it wouldn't affect her?
 
2019-03-11 02:58:23 PM  
So, safe sex a thing of the past now? You probably shouldn't be swallowing semen.
 
2019-03-11 02:59:23 PM  

Yoda's Pen Is: Well, this certainly isn't going to help old needle dick's self-esteem.


I was going to make a joke about my last ex, but then I saw your username and realized he might be you.  :(
 
2019-03-11 03:02:48 PM  
And why is the headline so wordy? Just the last two would have done, especially if the appropriate tag had been attached.
 
2019-03-11 03:05:30 PM  
That's some HOTL material right there.
 
2019-03-11 03:06:24 PM  

phenn: So, safe sex a thing of the past now? You probably shouldn't be swallowing semen.


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2019-03-11 03:06:25 PM  

phenn: So, safe sex a thing of the past now? You probably shouldn't be swallowing semen.


Now don't you be spreading them falsehoods.
 
2019-03-11 03:07:10 PM  
My wife is allergic to amoxacillin so I'll have to be careful if I ever need to take it.

/Oh, who am I kidding?
 
2019-03-11 03:07:51 PM  
I routinely rail at subby for using a tired old meme for the thousandth time. Then everyone yells at me because most of you are just as lazy and easily amused and subby usually is. So I'd like to take this opportunity to commend subby for a funny headline. Yes, it's a little wordy but it's still better than most. I take my hat off.
 
2019-03-11 03:07:53 PM  

mama2tnt: And why is the headline so wordy? Just the last two would have done, especially if the appropriate tag had been attached.


Yes, but poetry IS an art form.
Maybe subby prefers charcoal rubbings and fingerpaints. :)
 
2019-03-11 03:11:26 PM  

aungen: Yes, but poetry IS an art form.


The way my English teacher taught me...

"Poetry, the perfect words in the perfect order."
--Mr Posner, 11th grade English
 
2019-03-11 03:11:57 PM  
If I was I round, I would have administered my epipenis.
 
2019-03-11 03:12:48 PM  

Boojum2k: Also, Daily Mail, so I now doubt the existence of semen.


Or at least the existence of blow jobs.

/Ah, I'm on Fark.  I already know blow jobs don't exist.
 
2019-03-11 03:16:46 PM  
She's a keeper!
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2019-03-11 03:16:49 PM  
Ha! My gal has nothing to worry about. I'm the one allergic to farking penicillin.
 
2019-03-11 03:17:11 PM  
How do they know she didn't just have a nut allergy?
 
2019-03-11 03:17:23 PM  
"Stomach Pumped: Seminal Transfer of Amoxicillin" is the name of my David Bowie tribute band.

Really though, it was hot when a girl once told me that she wanted me to cum in her mouth but it's not a deal breaker. I just appreciate the effort. She worked the extra mile anyway, she only worked for tips.
 
2019-03-11 03:17:43 PM  
The mushroom milkshake was tainted with mold.
 
2019-03-11 03:17:59 PM  
Quite a load to swallow
 
2019-03-11 03:18:25 PM  
O_O  What was he taking penicillin for to begin with?  She might need some antibiotic too.
 
2019-03-11 03:19:27 PM  

cowgirl toffee: She might need some antibiotic too.


She already got her dose. It nearly killed her!
 
2019-03-11 03:20:01 PM  
Suddenly she has also has allergies to peanuts, gluten, shellfish, dairy, eggs, soy, aspirin, acetaminophen, ibuprofen, ASPARAGUS, water, nitrogen, bananas, zucchini, other penis-shaped vegetation, whipped cream, butt plugs, all types of lubrication, fun, whimsy, serendipity, leather, vinyl, rubber, remotely controlled "vibration devices" etc
 
2019-03-11 03:20:12 PM  

cowgirl toffee: O_O  What was he taking penicillin for to begin with?  She might need some antibiotic too.


Article says ear infection.
 
2019-03-11 03:22:25 PM  

Mugato: but it's not a deal breaker.


I had a girlfriend once that loved giving BJ's but she never finished with her mouth. So one day I asked her if it would be ok to try it at least once....

So that night...in the back of my car parked in front of her house late at night...

after all was said an done, she did one huge gulp. Wiped her mouth with her sleeve and said...

"OK that was once. Never again ok?"

I honored her request from there firth on.
 
2019-03-11 03:22:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: O_O  What was he taking penicillin for to begin with?  She might need some antibiotic too.


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2019-03-11 03:23:13 PM  

JaytheFarkingCanadian: cowgirl toffee: O_O  What was he taking penicillin for to begin with?  She might need some antibiotic too.

Article says ear infection.


Once he goes black, he'll go deaf.
 
2019-03-11 03:23:18 PM  
Uhh that's not how any of that works.  Bulkshiat
 
2019-03-11 03:25:14 PM  
Awesome. Now that we have established the fact that it's possible to get antibiotics in sperm -  I can't wait for my wife to need some antibiotics.   "Hey babe , you are getting them orally this time ".
 
2019-03-11 03:25:25 PM  

JaytheFarkingCanadian: cowgirl toffee: O_O  What was he taking penicillin for to begin with?  She might need some antibiotic too.

Article says ear infection.


Is that what they call it now?

:P
 
2019-03-11 03:25:40 PM  

cowgirl toffee: O_O  What was he taking penicillin for to begin with?  She might need some antibiotic too.


He received shinshi-shinshiand came down with an ear infection.
 
2019-03-11 03:27:00 PM  
Sure, blame me.

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2019-03-11 03:27:38 PM  

phenn: So, safe sex a thing of the past now? You probably shouldn't be swallowing semen.


Every woman should be swallowing lots of semen.
 
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