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(News 12 Westchester)   Bull attacks truck, charges at police, is put down. Judge Harry inconsolable   (newjersey.news12.com) divider line
    More: Scary, English-language films, aggressive bull, owner's truck, Police, Ryan O'Neal, The Driver, According to Jim, woman  
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2019-03-11 06:44:16 PM  
Mess with the bull, you get ... Her sarge, get That big gun out of the trunk.
No.
The big one.
 
2019-03-11 06:55:51 PM  
The BBQ afterwards was awesome.
 
2019-03-11 06:58:01 PM  
*long drawn out falsetto whimper*
 
2019-03-11 07:00:39 PM  
I submitting this as:

"Raging Bull shot by police. DeNiro unavailable for comment,"
 
2019-03-11 07:01:12 PM  
So, that is Sparta.
 
2019-03-11 07:02:20 PM  
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THIS IS SPARTA!
 
2019-03-11 07:03:26 PM  
Wile E. Coyote on Night Court
Youtube Zh1pZqmxvmM
 
2019-03-11 07:05:23 PM  
"Lippencott observed the bull bump McDermott's vehicle and try to mount it several times. "
https://www.njherald.com/20190310/spa​r​ta-woman-injured-after-her-bull-attack​s-throws-her-around#

♫ ♫  I would do anything for love... ♫ ♫
 
2019-03-11 07:10:18 PM  

Bermuda59: [img.fark.net image 299x168]
THIS IS SPARTA!


Looks more like Athens from that angle, iykwim.
 
2019-03-11 07:21:14 PM  
That must have been one sexy truck.
 
2019-03-11 07:40:57 PM  

Fissile: I submitting this as:

"Raging Bull shot by police. DeNiro unavailable for comment,"


Fissile: I submitting this as:

"Raging Bull shot by police. DeNiro unavailable for comment,"


If only it had attacked a Taxi Driver instead.
 
2019-03-11 07:51:23 PM  

Fissile: I submitting this as:

"Raging Bull shot by police. DeNiro unavailable for comment,"


"Are you talking to me?"

wait..wrong movie.
 
2019-03-11 07:51:54 PM  

uncleacid: That must have been one sexy truck.


Was it a cattle truck? I've been in those.
 
2019-03-11 07:52:22 PM  
"Men For The Mountains" is a book by the Canadian author Sid Marty recounting his experiences as a park ranger in the Yoho / Banff / Jasper national parks on the BC-Alberta border. Very entertaining.
One chapter focuses on his time doing highway patrol on the Icefields Parkway that runs from Banff to Jasper. He mentions a common problem that happens during the elk breeding season:
A pickup driver, tired of waiting for the herd to cross the highway, blasts his horn. The bull elk hears the sound as a challenge, lowers his horns and charges the pickup head-on. They find whatever's left of the pickup in the north-bound ditch, and whatever's left of the bull elk in the south-bound ditch.
 
2019-03-11 07:59:41 PM  
Nice, subby.
 
2019-03-11 08:22:27 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Nice, subby.


HOTY candidate
 
2019-03-11 08:27:22 PM  
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TWX
2019-03-11 08:31:45 PM  

Tentaclefriendly: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Nice, subby.

HOTY candidate


8/10. "Judge," was superfluous to anyone of the right age and anyone too young wouldn't get it anyway.
 
2019-03-11 08:45:01 PM  
"Put down," subby?  Generally speaking, animals are impervious to insults.  The term you want is "shot and killed," although "killed" would suffice since cops are trigger-happy, especially if it wasn't a white bull.
 
2019-03-11 08:45:05 PM  
So do you have to be 40+ to get a night court reference or has there been a resurgence of reruns?
 
2019-03-11 08:49:21 PM  

TWX: Tentaclefriendly: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Nice, subby.

HOTY candidate

8/10. "Judge," was superfluous to anyone of the right age and anyone too young wouldn't get it anyway.


GateKeeper of the year candidate.
 
2019-03-11 09:07:24 PM  
Bools on the grind?
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2019-03-11 09:09:23 PM  
Don't bulls lower there head when attacking? Looks more like he wanted to hump the car.
 
2019-03-11 09:09:48 PM  

Tentaclefriendly: TWX: Tentaclefriendly: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Nice, subby.

HOTY candidate

8/10. "Judge," was superfluous to anyone of the right age and anyone too young wouldn't get it anyway.

GateKeeper of the year candidate.


Well, since Judge Harry is dead, maybe Markie Post?
 
2019-03-11 09:27:48 PM  

Fissile: I submitting this as:

"Raging Bull shot by police. DeNiro unavailable for comment,"


Yours is better.
 
2019-03-11 10:13:28 PM  
Ooooooooooooo-kay.
 
2019-03-11 10:16:14 PM  

farkingbubbler: Tentaclefriendly: TWX: Tentaclefriendly: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Nice, subby.

HOTY candidate

8/10. "Judge," was superfluous to anyone of the right age and anyone too young wouldn't get it anyway.

GateKeeper of the year candidate.

Well, since Judge Harry is dead, maybe Markie Post?


Markie Post gave me weird feelings, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
 
2019-03-11 10:39:40 PM  

stuffy: Don't bulls lower there head when attacking? Looks more like he wanted to hump the car.


He did.

thorpe: "Lippencott observed the bull bump McDermott's vehicle and try to mount it several times. "
https://www.njherald.com/20190310/spar​ta-woman-injured-after-her-bull-attack​s-throws-her-around#

 
2019-03-11 10:41:39 PM  
Fifty dollars and timed served.
 
2019-03-11 10:44:02 PM  
High steaks drama
 
2019-03-11 11:48:56 PM  
Horny bulls are more dangerous than mad ones.
 
2019-03-12 07:34:31 AM  
Except for that bull semen incident...
But I'm feeling MUCH better now!

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2019-03-12 09:33:08 AM  
Great reference, Sub'ster... +1.750
 
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