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(CBC)   Scorpions on a plane   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Scary, Airline, Air Transat Flight 961, Flight attendant, Airport, Aircraft, Plane, Air Transat, Disk  
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1981 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Mar 2019 at 11:35 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-11 10:38:00 AM  
If that doesn't rock you like a hurricane, you better get your pulse checked.
 
2019-03-11 10:40:17 AM  
I bet Air Transat offered the passenger a $20, no $25 food credit (alcohol excluded).
 
2019-03-11 11:07:16 AM  

markie_farkie: If that doesn't rock you like a hurricane, you better get your pulse checked.


Done in one, I'll get the lights.
 
2019-03-11 11:38:40 AM  
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2019-03-11 11:39:21 AM  

markie_farkie: If that doesn't rock you like a hurricane, you better get your pulse checked.


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I'll see myself out
 
2019-03-11 11:39:55 AM  
Is the plane taking them to the magic of the moment on a glory night where the children of tomorrow dream away in the wind of change?
 
2019-03-11 11:40:47 AM  
Toronto Scorpions are one hell of a Hockey Team.
 
2019-03-11 11:42:51 AM  
Here I am, sting you like a Buthidae...

/got nuthin
 
2019-03-11 11:44:29 AM  
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2019-03-11 11:44:53 AM  
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2019-03-11 11:48:41 AM  
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2019-03-11 11:51:39 AM  
That is so ... ****ing wrong
 
2019-03-11 11:57:10 AM  
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2019-03-11 11:58:33 AM  
The most appropriate "Scorps" image.
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2019-03-11 12:01:21 PM  
Scorpins - Rock You Like A Hurricane
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2019-03-11 12:04:20 PM  
Where they monkey-fighting scorpions on a Monday to Friday plane?
 
2019-03-11 12:07:17 PM  
Hopefully some other passenger said:

"I have had it with these **** scorpions on this **** plane!!!!"
 
2019-03-11 12:08:51 PM  
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2019-03-11 12:20:04 PM  
Must have been one of those Canadian tundra scorpions.
 
2019-03-11 12:20:24 PM  
Gentle with it, now. That could be someone's emotional support animal.
 
2019-03-11 12:30:21 PM  
He's lucky he wasn't a virgin.
 
2019-03-11 12:31:52 PM  
I wouldn't be too worried about getting bit by a 4 inch scorpion, it's the little tiny guys you gotta watch out for.
 
2019-03-11 12:39:08 PM  
It's early evening, I'm tired as hell
Plane's landing, pilot says all is well
But I've had this fattie sitting on my head
The entire flight, I'm out of breath
She shifts her butt, so heavy now
Slowly crushing me, have to get out
Get ready man, I bring up my tail
I sting the hell out of this lump of fail

Here I am!
Ridin' on an aeroplane!
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2019-03-11 12:49:45 PM  

probesport: [upload.wikimedia.org image 850x637]


CSS - My dad was seated next to the lead singer of the Scorpions on a flight back in the 80s. He remarked about how attentive the service was before realizing who it was.
 
2019-03-11 01:26:21 PM  
repeat from a few weeks ago.
neat!

worth it for the Scorpion gifs
 
2019-03-11 01:35:59 PM  

mufhugger: Is the plane taking them to the magic of the moment on a glory night where the children of tomorrow dream away in the wind of change?


No, just Calgary.
 
2019-03-11 02:32:35 PM  

MadMonk: I wouldn't be too worried about getting bit by a 4 inch scorpion, it's the little tiny guys you gotta watch out for.


Regardless, I would be dead from fear-induced cardiac arrest from seeing the thing. I get the shudders looking at scorpions even through glass at the zoo.
 
2019-03-11 02:36:53 PM  
I lived with scorpions as a child. Wasn't until junior high that I found out not everybody checks their shoes before they put them on/has all four bed-feet in glass jars.

I never got stung, but my parents did, and so did our magnificent, wonderful, just-stupid-enough dog.

I'd rather have spiders, as long as they aren't those goddam jumpy ones.
 
2019-03-11 02:49:25 PM  
Could have been worse...

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2019-03-11 04:46:19 PM  
A scorpion is not a comfort animal.

Do not bring your scorpion on the plane unless it is in a safe and proper carrier.
 
2019-03-12 01:44:11 PM  

MadMonk: I wouldn't be too worried about getting bit by a 4 inch scorpion, it's the little tiny guys you gotta watch out for.


Their sting is worse than their bite
 
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