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(The Borneo Post)   Not since O.J. has a buffalo's back been so slippery   (theborneopost.com) divider line
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2019-03-11 06:23:31 PM  
Muhammad Syukur Khamis, 14 who is dubbed as the Malaysian Mowgli has been discharged from Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital (HSNZ) yesterday evening.

Post release instructions: Don't feed after midnight.
 
2019-03-11 06:29:39 PM  
At least this one didn't have a knife.
 
2019-03-11 06:31:28 PM  
I understood all the words, but I struggled with the sentences.
 
2019-03-11 06:41:07 PM  
They sure like to use the whole alphabet..
 
2019-03-11 06:41:31 PM  
2,000 yards through the snow, and he couldn't put on a pair of gloves.

DNRTFA, I just like that joke.
 
2019-03-11 06:49:39 PM  

Ker_Thwap: 2,000 yards through the snow, and he couldn't put on a pair of gloves.

DNRTFA, I just like that joke.


They probably didn't fit.  ┐( ಠ ʖ ಠ)┌
 
2019-03-11 06:53:36 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Muhammad Syukur Khamis, 14 who is dubbed as the Malaysian Mowgli has been discharged from Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital (HSNZ) yesterday evening.

Post release instructions: Don't feed after midnight.


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2019-03-11 07:59:48 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Muhammad Syukur Khamis, 14 who is dubbed as the Malaysian Mowgli has been discharged from Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital (HSNZ) yesterday evening.

Post release instructions: Don't feed after midnight.


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Mowgli.

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Mogwai.
 
2019-03-11 07:59:49 PM  
Bills. Not Buffalo.
 
2019-03-11 08:30:07 PM  
"Perhaps the buffalo's back was slippery, that is why I lost my grip. After the fall I was giddy but I continued playing with my friends.

So you could say he went from giddy-up to giddy, down.
 
2019-03-11 08:51:33 PM  

hogans: DarkSoulNoHope: Muhammad Syukur Khamis, 14 who is dubbed as the Malaysian Mowgli has been discharged from Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital (HSNZ) yesterday evening.

Post release instructions: Don't feed after midnight.

[img.fark.net image 850x486]Mowgli.

[img.fark.net image 798x420]Mogwai.


You're no fun.
 
2019-03-11 08:56:57 PM  

hogans: DarkSoulNoHope: Muhammad Syukur Khamis, 14 who is dubbed as the Malaysian Mowgli has been discharged from Sultanah Nur Zahirah Hospital (HSNZ) yesterday evening.

Post release instructions: Don't feed after midnight.

[img.fark.net image 850x486]Mowgli.

[img.fark.net image 798x420]Mogwai.


We know the difference.

Thank you, Mr. Buzzkill.
 
2019-03-11 09:07:02 PM  
Do they call all young men Mowgli?
 
2019-03-11 09:23:05 PM  
"The boy became an internet sensation when pictures of him bonding with his father's herd of buffaloes won the grand prize at the Asian Geographic Images of Asia award last year."

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2019-03-11 09:33:53 PM  
BorneoOnline
"He was awarded in the hospital after having vomiting following a fall from a buffalo on Saturday. "
Congratulations Mowgli!
 
2019-03-11 10:50:56 PM  
I swear I've never even been to Malaysia
 
2019-03-12 07:14:14 AM  
See, that's how you know that O.J. didn't do it:  Buffalo Bills don't stab, they choke.
 
2019-03-12 11:59:43 PM  

dittybopper: See, that's how you know that O.J. didn't do it:  Buffalo Bills don't stab, they choke.


BILLS = Boy I Love Losing Superbowls
 
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