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(New Musical Express)   Rapper who has lyrics about committing credit card fraud learns sometimes police listen to lyrics   (nme.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Credit card fraud, real nameJonathan Woods, credit card fraud, Detroit artist, Selfmade Kash's tunes, 25-year-old artist, Detroit Times, identity theft  
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1052 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Mar 2019 at 7:35 AM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2019-03-11 07:37:53 AM  
That video gave me a seizure
 
2019-03-11 08:07:23 AM  
Unless you're Gangstalicious and your lyrics are "I Got Shot"
 
2019-03-11 08:27:25 AM  
I hope you're happy.  Now we'll never cure cancer.
 
2019-03-11 08:30:48 AM  
Good luck with that.  Using rap lyrics as the basis of a case doesn't typically go well.

*actually reads TFA*

Fortunately, there also seems to be a mountain of more substantive evidence available.  The lyrics are just the icing.
 
2019-03-11 08:33:34 AM  
Death metal: sing about over the top violence and gore because we know this is just art that sounds like a horror movie, so we'll have horror themed lyrics, but we know it's all tongue in cheek and silly.

Rap: let me sing about these crimes I've committed, that sounds like a good idea. Gotta have my street cred.

/aware that's a massive over generalization
 
2019-03-11 08:36:31 AM  
You have admit, it's a good scam.  What are they gonna do, report him to the police for giving them fake credit card fraud info?

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...unless that's exactly what happened...
 
2019-03-11 08:38:43 AM  
One piece of literary advice that's been given for generations is "write what you know."  Sometimes it helps to note that this piece of advice does not start with the word "always."
 
2019-03-11 08:49:31 AM  

envirovore: Death metal: sing about over the top violence and gore because we know this is just art that sounds like a horror movie, so we'll have horror themed lyrics, but we know it's all tongue in cheek and silly.

Rap: let me sing about these crimes I've committed, that sounds like a good idea. Gotta have my street cred.

/aware that's a massive over generalization


For most death metal the violence and gore comes from books and movies as opposed to a firsthand account.
 
2019-03-11 08:50:42 AM  

Skarekrough: envirovore: Death metal: sing about over the top violence and gore because we know this is just art that sounds like a horror movie, so we'll have horror themed lyrics, but we know it's all tongue in cheek and silly.

Rap: let me sing about these crimes I've committed, that sounds like a good idea. Gotta have my street cred.

/aware that's a massive over generalization

For most death metal the violence and gore comes from books and movies as opposed to a firsthand account.


I'm aware, or based on real life events.
 
2019-03-11 10:06:37 AM  
It's been done before.

Key & Peele - Rap Album Confessions
Youtube 14WE3A0PwVs
 
2019-03-11 11:01:31 AM  
so, credit card fraud is considered 'gangsta' now?
 
2019-03-11 11:06:17 AM  
self made cash isn't.  shocking
 
2019-03-11 12:46:34 PM  

envirovore: Death metal: sing about over the top violence and gore because we know this is just art that sounds like a horror movie, so we'll have horror themed lyrics, but we know it's all tongue in cheek and silly.


Well, for some it was silly, others lived the dream...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_N​o​rwegian_black_metal_scene
 
2019-03-11 12:54:02 PM  

mrsleep: envirovore: Death metal: sing about over the top violence and gore because we know this is just art that sounds like a horror movie, so we'll have horror themed lyrics, but we know it's all tongue in cheek and silly.

Well, for some it was silly, others lived the dream...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_No​rwegian_black_metal_scene


The Norwegian Black Metal scene is a little insane, yes.
 
2019-03-11 08:35:13 PM  
Seen nodding nervously:
dead prez - Hell Yeah (Explicit)
Youtube kGjSq4HqP9Y


/Purportedly this video/song is satire though
 
2019-03-11 08:37:14 PM  
Not sure the "start at time" feature worked on the previous post. FFWD to 2:42
 
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