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(CBS Boston)   "My Maserati does 185. I lost my license, now I don't drive"   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Automobile, Felipe Deafilvapinheiro, Sunday morning, Transport, negligent operation of a motor vehicle, Vehicle, Traffic, drunk driving  
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2019-03-10 09:00:17 PM  
Great rock 'n' roll song or best song ever?
 
2019-03-10 09:00:56 PM  
Lost his car too
 
2019-03-10 09:02:53 PM  
Deafilvapinheiro

A what died?
 
2019-03-10 09:17:43 PM  
He should probably just get a limo and ride in the back.
 
2019-03-10 09:19:23 PM  
That's a long name to spell. Too long.
 
2019-03-10 09:58:14 PM  

revrendjim: He should probably just get a limo and ride in the back.


I have a limo, I ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk
 
2019-03-11 12:08:23 AM  
Sure as hell won't be driving that Maserati again.
 
2019-03-11 12:12:32 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sure as hell won't be driving that Maserati again.


Said anyone who has ever owned a Maserati for more than 3 days.

/try the veal
 
2019-03-11 02:19:28 AM  
Hopefully he has accountants that can pay for it all.
 
2019-03-11 04:03:42 AM  
HAMMOND!!!
 
2019-03-11 04:04:20 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Deafilvapinheiro

A what died?


Gesundheit.
 
2019-03-11 04:04:48 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Deafilvapinheiro

A what died?


Deaf Vaping Hero is the Gen Z replacement for Guitar Hero.
 
2019-03-11 04:05:26 AM  
He now has a record, his fans just can't wait
 
2019-03-11 04:09:11 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sure as hell won't be driving that Maserati again.


He had Massachusetts Dealer plates on the car, so it's likely he won't be selling Maseratis again either.
 
2019-03-11 04:12:05 AM  

winchester92: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Sure as hell won't be driving that Maserati again.

He had Massachusetts Dealer plates on the car, so it's likely he won't be selling Maseratis again either.


I'm guessing a new car the he 1) underestimated how powerful 2) isn't used to in terms of power.

/other than being drunk, I mean
 
2019-03-11 04:16:01 AM  
Kids, don't drive drunk. The consequences can be expensive.
 
2019-03-11 04:22:20 AM  
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2019-03-11 04:35:53 AM  
There was just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the Dodge.  It was a fifty-four with a mashed up door.
 
2019-03-11 04:40:28 AM  
Maserati are the new Mustang.

Too many people are living out the Maserati part of the song.  Unfortunately their victims are not.

40 over the speed limit + 3rd DUI
127mph, dead passenger + 2x the DUI limit
Wrong way on the freeway, crash + DUI
134mph into stopped car, dead driver, + .26BAC = 25 years in the pokey
'The Princess of Pugilism' + DUI in a school zone = deny deny deny

Flat bill + vape device + Maserati = some new meme fodder
 
2019-03-11 04:46:17 AM  

Autoerotic Defenestration: [img.fark.net image 612x380]


Oh yeah....Ooooooh Yeeeah
 
2019-03-11 04:47:56 AM  

tramp stamp: Kids, don't drive drunk. The consequences can be expensive.


Not least of all making your Daddy drink.

Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody (Studio)
Youtube 3R7l7nDuj1o
 
2019-03-11 05:17:28 AM  

Travis_Bickle: tramp stamp: Kids, don't drive drunk. The consequences can be expensive.

Not least of all making your Daddy drink.

[YouTube video: Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody (Studio)]


We used to do so many recklessly stupid things ...
 
2019-03-11 05:58:09 AM  
He's lucky.
He's still sane, after all he's been through.
 
2019-03-11 06:48:59 AM  

puffy999: HAMMOND!!!


/Shakes tiny fist
//Glad to see it covered
///Wants the Alfa he was driving in the most recent Grand Tour episode
 
2019-03-11 07:16:14 AM  

brantgoose: Great rock 'n' roll song or best song ever?


Top 10 , easily... Especially when you look at the history of Joe walsh.
 
2019-03-11 07:35:26 AM  
Back when Joe Walsh wrote that song Maserati didn't make a car that went 185mph. It's the rhyme that counts not the facts.
 
2019-03-11 07:53:19 AM  
Notice this Maserati is parked, by the service center. Get one of these and that's where you'll spend most of your time.

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2019-03-11 08:09:49 AM  
Well, what else would you do in a fast, expensive car? Keep it parked in the garage? The drunk driving is stupid, though, but I understand.

Fast, expensive cars are like crazy, hot girlfriends: they inflate your self work, so much trouble to look after, might kill you if you don't know how to handle them, if you hide them it's a waste, but if they are comfortable and reliable they are a real treasure.
 
2019-03-11 08:20:20 AM  
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This Maserati hardly did 85.
 
2019-03-11 08:27:06 AM  

puffy999: HAMMOND!!!


it doesn't look like the car caught on fire so it probably wasn't him.
 
2019-03-11 08:39:24 AM  
I gotta laugh when I see the Maserati suv. The poor status obsessed fark inside is thinking how awesome he is and the rest of the universe is like "what a douche"
 
2019-03-11 09:09:40 AM  
Crashed avoiding a flock of wah wah's in the road.
 
2019-03-11 09:22:37 AM  

sparkeyjames: Back when Joe Walsh wrote that song Maserati didn't make a car that went 185mph. It's the rhyme that counts not the facts.


Who?

/thought it was a Sammy Hagar reference
 
2019-03-11 09:27:07 AM  

envirovore: puffy999: HAMMOND!!!

/Shakes tiny fist
//Glad to see it covered
///Wants the Alfa he was driving in the most recent Grand Tour episode


Don't you mean the Aston?
 
2019-03-11 09:35:30 AM  

Khellendros: envirovore: puffy999: HAMMOND!!!

/Shakes tiny fist
//Glad to see it covered
///Wants the Alfa he was driving in the most recent Grand Tour episode

Don't you mean the Aston?


Yes, I did. That was a sexy Aston.

Damn cars that start with "A" and have two words.
 
2019-03-11 09:38:08 AM  
Felipe Deafilvapinheiro, of Rockland, was allegedly drunk driving when his car hit the home on the corner of Cordaville Road.

That's not a name, that's a bad scrabble hand.
 
2019-03-11 09:38:56 AM  
He should have said he was traveling.
 
2019-03-11 10:06:20 AM  
And here i am an ordinary average guy..
 
2019-03-11 10:38:23 AM  

envirovore: Khellendros: envirovore: puffy999: HAMMOND!!!

/Shakes tiny fist
//Glad to see it covered
///Wants the Alfa he was driving in the most recent Grand Tour episode

Don't you mean the Aston?

Yes, I did. That was a sexy Aston.

Damn cars that start with "A" and have two words.


I did the same thing.  When I read your post, my brain went straight to the right car, and it took me a few seconds to realize it wasn't an Alfa.  I think I only remembered it because I watched it less than 12 hours ago.

Very cool car.  They were right on about people liking Aston's because of their heart, not their brains.  I can't help but love them, even if there are far better cars out there for the same price.
 
2019-03-11 10:39:15 AM  
Maserattis are the Ford Tarus of sports luxury cars.
 
2019-03-11 10:47:52 AM  

Khellendros: envirovore: Khellendros: envirovore: puffy999: HAMMOND!!!

/Shakes tiny fist
//Glad to see it covered
///Wants the Alfa he was driving in the most recent Grand Tour episode

Don't you mean the Aston?

Yes, I did. That was a sexy Aston.

Damn cars that start with "A" and have two words.

I did the same thing.  When I read your post, my brain went straight to the right car, and it took me a few seconds to realize it wasn't an Alfa.  I think I only remembered it because I watched it less than 12 hours ago.

Very cool car.  They were right on about people liking Aston's because of their heart, not their brains.  I can't help but love them, even if there are far better cars out there for the same price.


Watched it last night as well, just really high while doing so and swapped the names.

I concur about Astons though, they make some sharp looking cars. If I had the extra money to toss at something I may even buy one, but as you said they're right. Nice looking cars, shame it'd spend most its time in a shop.
 
2019-03-11 11:37:45 AM  

Khellendros: envirovore: puffy999: HAMMOND!!!

/Shakes tiny fist
//Glad to see it covered
///Wants the Alfa he was driving in the most recent Grand Tour episode

Don't you mean the Aston?


"Shame that it's brown! "
 
2019-03-11 12:33:57 PM  

Butlord: He's lucky.
He's still sane, after all he's been through.


He's cool.
 
2019-03-11 12:37:00 PM  
Arrested on charges of OUI ...

Ow, you idiot ... ?
 
2019-03-11 02:07:46 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ocv​i​Q3ux0
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door.
 
2019-03-11 02:55:35 PM  
What's the point in selling, or buying, a car with that kind of top speed, when getting halfway to the limit means the cops are on your tail, the roads are *not* built for that kind of speed, and you can't drive that well, anyway?

Reminds me of the time I was working in downtown Chicago, and morning rush hour, and I'm crossing the street... past a Ferrari stopped at the traffic light.
 
2019-03-11 03:33:15 PM  

sparkeyjames: Back when Joe Walsh wrote that song Maserati didn't make a car that went 185mph. It's the rhyme that counts not the facts.


These two beasties would get really close to that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserat​i​_Bora

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maserat​i​_Ghibli
 
2019-03-11 03:50:31 PM  
envirovore:

...I concur about Astons though, they make some sharp looking cars. If I had the extra money to toss at something I may even buy one, but as you said they're right. Nice looking cars, shame it'd spend most its time in a shop.


Disagree (as with anything complainers are more vocal than the satisfied) especially with the 2005 newer V8 cars.  There were duds in the 1980's.

Several across the US with 100,000 miles; several for sale on autotrader UK with 70,000 plus miles.  The worst thing for anything mechanical is to not use it.  I'd rather have 10 year old car with 50k over one with 5k.  There are several AM's from the 50's and 60's in CA that have 3-500k on them, labor/labour of love, especially before Al invented the internet.

There is national AM meet in Colorado this summer, with people driving in from both coasts and from America's hat, where they'll get together and. After driving to CO, they'll do another 1,000 miles, before driving home.

People want stylish cars: 'Look! Cheaper and sexier than a new, loaded Accord,' because they can afford the payment; not because they have any thoughts about the cost of service. They will look cool waiting for a tow truck.

Like buying a motorcycle helmet $50 head, $50 helmet, $600 head, $600 helmet. $100k car, $100k service parts/labor.  It's not like you can buy much for one at an AutoZone.

Porsche imported more cars into the US 1st quarter of 2018 than Aston manufactured between 1913 and July 1997.  Like Ferrari and Lamborghini they're limiting manufacturing to 5k cars a year worldwide due to US crash testing requirements and expenses.  That's why F and AM are making so many special edition/not road legal/race only cars for their owners..... pm/dm questions ;-)
 
2019-03-11 04:53:40 PM  

neongoats: I gotta laugh when I see the Maserati suv. The poor status obsessed fark inside is thinking how awesome he is and the rest of the universe is like "what a douche"


How likely is it that the driver of a Maserati SUV is a "he"? Makes me think of all the old MG ads picturing male drivers/owners.
 
2019-03-11 04:59:25 PM  

whitroth: What's the point in selling, or buying, a car with that kind of top speed, when getting halfway to the limit means the cops are on your tail, the roads are *not* built for that kind of speed, and you can't drive that well, anyway?

Reminds me of the time I was working in downtown Chicago, and morning rush hour, and I'm crossing the street... past a Ferrari stopped at the traffic light.


Better than the alternative:

Lamborghini Crashes in Chicago Suburbs
Youtube 1pgm8I0B8bY
 
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