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(Faaaaaaaaaake)   Vaccines bad? That's yesterday's news. Lizard people? Meh...old and busted. The Illuminati? Please. What the self-respecting conspiracy theorist now believes in the trendiest theory of all: space is fake. Fakety fake fake. Faaaaaaake   (flatearth101.com) divider line
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2019-03-10 09:38:29 AM  
These people are as dumb as a rock.
 
2019-03-10 09:47:07 AM  
That can't be a real site, right? It has to be a parody, right? Right?

growinthings: These people are as dumb as a rock.


I think the rocks would be insulted to be grouped with those people.
 
2019-03-10 09:50:27 AM  
If space is fake, why is it filled with stars and meteors?

CHECKBOX LEPRECHAUNS
 
2019-03-10 09:51:30 AM  

growinthings: These people are as dumb as a rock.


You insult the rocks...
 
2019-03-10 09:53:47 AM  

Circusdog320: growinthings: These people are as dumb as a rock.

You insult the rocks...


Truth. Rocks actually have a purpose.
 
2019-03-10 09:55:04 AM  

Aezetyr: Circusdog320: growinthings: These people are as dumb as a rock.

You insult the rocks...

Truth. Rocks actually have a purpose.


Rocks are a myth created by the Boulderbergs.
 
2019-03-10 09:57:55 AM  
Nothing is real and we're all in the matrix.
 
2019-03-10 09:58:05 AM  
The Irony: people this numb in the skull are sometimes referred to as Space Cadets.
 
2019-03-10 10:03:08 AM  
Space is fake. Space is nothing. Therefore, nothing is fake. QED.
 
2019-03-10 10:03:27 AM  

baronbloodbath: If space is fake, why is it filled with stars and meteors?

CHECKBOX LEPRECHAUNS


Hi, Well said and you made my day!
 
2019-03-10 10:06:03 AM  
It is somehow significant that the genes responsible for this kind of thinking weren't removed from our gene pool lng ago.

Damned if I know what it is.
 
2019-03-10 10:06:45 AM  

Nocrash: It is somehow significant that the genes responsible for this kind of thinking weren't removed from our gene pool lng ago.

Damned if I know what it is.


*long* ago
 
2019-03-10 10:07:45 AM  
I watched part of the one called gravity pocket and I have zero clue what they were trying to imply.
 
2019-03-10 10:13:12 AM  

Diogenes: Aezetyr: Circusdog320: growinthings: These people are as dumb as a rock.

You insult the rocks...

Truth. Rocks actually have a purpose.

Rocks are a myth created by the Boulderbergs.


I regret that I have but one funny to give. Excellent work.
 
2019-03-10 10:21:00 AM  
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2019-03-10 10:29:35 AM  
Of course "space" is fake, there is no way to reach the heavenly dome except by living a life of virtue and going to Heaven.
 
2019-03-10 10:32:32 AM  
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2019-03-10 10:33:38 AM  
Monetizing gullibility.
 
2019-03-10 10:35:38 AM  
So...god didn't create the universe


So god is fake too...

I KNEW IT!
 
2019-03-10 10:39:10 AM  
It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?
 
2019-03-10 10:39:27 AM  
So, we're all on Ark "B". 

Got it.
 
2019-03-10 10:39:30 AM  
 
2019-03-10 10:39:43 AM  
There are, or were, people on Fark that believe this. Really.
 
2019-03-10 10:46:07 AM  
Pixies - Space (I Believe In)
Youtube EiXYfuhFxxw
 
2019-03-10 10:47:09 AM  

Nocrash: Nocrash: It is somehow significant that the genes responsible for this kind of thinking weren't removed from our gene pool lng ago.

Damned if I know what it is.

*long* ago


I think humankind is supposed to generate a percentage of these characters via genetic triggers. In years long past, they would be the most eligible for exploration or low-grade military or industrial service. Few of them would survive, but that was okay from the perspective of the species. In fact, it likely allowed humans to expand territory more quickly. Today, our morals hold that each life is equally valuable; thus, some of these traits appear to be showing more often, which may be a direct result of enabling these select individuals to breed successfully whereas that may have been less likely 200+ years ago.
 
2019-03-10 10:47:51 AM  
I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.
 
2019-03-10 10:51:52 AM  
How many of the people mocking them believe in the superposition of quarks and spooky action at a distance? Augustine  of Hippo famously said that he knew what Time was as long as no one asked him. Why not the same deference to Space?

Now, if you're going to call the author of  A la Recherche du Temps Perdu a loony I shall have to ask you to step outside.
 
2019-03-10 10:53:09 AM  

dittybopper: It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?


I don't need to go to space to know that there is space, the earth is spherical and that those people are nuts.

/ how do I know that the earth is a sphere? Something that is the shape of a sphere casts shadows on the moon almost every single night. It's ridiculously easy to prove that the earth is a sphere.
 
2019-03-10 10:53:12 AM  
This would be a really cool science fantasy novel.  Everything people know about space is fake, and the governments of the world have banded together to perpetuate the lie because if people knew the truth, the world order would collapse.  Maybe there's endless land beyond the ice barrier that encircles flat Earth and the Reptilians are trying to keep people corralled.
 
2019-03-10 10:53:28 AM  

dittybopper: It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?


I space out all the time.
 
2019-03-10 10:55:03 AM  

Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.


You left out "All hail Nyarlathotep!"
 
2019-03-10 10:56:50 AM  

Baron Harkonnen: This would be a really cool science fantasy novel.  Everything people know about space is fake, and the governments of the world have banded together to perpetuate the lie because if people knew the truth, the world order would collapse.  Maybe there's endless land beyond the ice barrier that encircles flat Earth and the Reptilians are trying to keep people corralled.


Reptilians? Those farks couldn't corral a kitten. It's the Elder Things from beyond the Mountains of Madness...
 
2019-03-10 10:57:31 AM  

Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.


You want to model Apollo 13 being attacked, I should think.
 
2019-03-10 11:01:12 AM  

iheartscotch: / how do I know that the earth is a sphere? Something that is the shape of a sphere casts shadows on the moon almost every single night.


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2019-03-10 11:02:00 AM  

iheartscotch: dittybopper: It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?

I don't need to go to space to know that there is space, the earth is spherical and that those people are nuts.

/ how do I know that the earth is a sphere? Something that is the shape of a sphere casts shadows on the moon almost every single night. It's ridiculously easy to prove that the earth is a sphere.


Um...bub?
 
2019-03-10 11:02:48 AM  

dittybopper: Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.

You want to model Apollo 13 being attacked, I should think.


Apollo 18.

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2019-03-10 11:07:51 AM  

iheartscotch: dittybopper: It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?

I don't need to go to space to know that there is space, the earth is spherical and that those people are nuts.

/ how do I know that the earth is a sphere? Something that is the shape of a sphere casts shadows on the moon almost every single night. It's ridiculously easy to prove that the earth is a sphere.


This parody is no more! It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker.This is a late parody. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parody.
 
2019-03-10 11:09:13 AM  

MythDragon: dittybopper: It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?

I space out all the time.


i prefer tabbing out myself, but hey, white space is white space, right?
 
2019-03-10 11:12:18 AM  

jayfurr: dittybopper: Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.

You want to model Apollo 13 being attacked, I should think.

Apollo 18.

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The film was better.
 
2019-03-10 11:14:13 AM  

Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.


Those churches believe in the other golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
 
2019-03-10 11:18:23 AM  
fark it. Why not just believe all of it and call the non-believers gullible sheep? The ground, btw? That's actually a government fabrication. You're standing on painted bits of the non-space void.
 
2019-03-10 11:20:34 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.

Those churches believe in the other golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.


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WHAT THE GOLDEN RULE MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
 
2019-03-10 11:24:41 AM  
Bunch of BS. If anyone doesn't believe the shuttle landed on the moon, I hope Louis Armstrong punches them in the face.
 
2019-03-10 11:33:36 AM  
wat
 
2019-03-10 11:56:00 AM  

dittybopper: jayfurr: dittybopper: Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.

You want to model Apollo 13 being attacked, I should think.

Apollo 18.

[img.fark.net image 220x220]

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The film was better.


Is that Rudy Giuliani?
 
2019-03-10 12:03:23 PM  
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Thousands of hours of film footage & audio. One heckuva conspiracy. Heck, it's rated G - even First Man was PG-13

/will be checking it out shortly, my last opportunity to see it IMAX
 
2019-03-10 12:08:31 PM  
I just watched one where the narrator actually said "That's why I'm intelligent. Because I'm not educated".
 
2019-03-10 12:11:55 PM  

iheartscotch: dittybopper: It's true.  Think about it:  Have any of you actually been there?

I don't need to go to space to know that there is space, the earth is spherical and that those people are nuts.

/ how do I know that the earth is a sphere? Something that is the shape of a sphere casts shadows on the moon almost every single night. It's ridiculously easy to prove that the earth is a sphere.


Notsureifserious.jpg
 
2019-03-10 12:12:51 PM  

sxacho: I just watched one where the narrator actually said "That's why I'm intelligent. Because I'm not educated".


*headexplode.gif*
 
2019-03-10 12:13:30 PM  

dittybopper: The Reverend Sam Hill: Foundling: I worked supporting the Air Force satellite network for 12 years, and then I worked supporting Air Force space launches for another 4 years.
My first Sunday when I heard about the sea animals above the crystal sky, I commented to a friend next to me that my whole career had been a lie.
Later, I thought about modelling the Apollo 11 spacecraft being attacked by a giant squid, but I realized that people would think that I had proved something.
Fortunately, I go to a church where this stuff is considered amusing mythos, and the golden rule is considered solid.
A lot of churches take the space squids seriously and think the golden rule is a myth.

Those churches believe in the other golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

[img.fark.net image 425x257]

WHAT THE GOLDEN RULE MIGHT LOOK LIKE.


I have that exact same model of slide rule!
 
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