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(Cheezburger)   Anti-vaxxer mom asks online for furniture ideas for her unvaccinated son; says she is not interested in having an argument. This being Fark, I'm sure you know what happened next   (cheezburger.com) divider line
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maddog2030 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-03-09 10:01:34 PM  
Huh, first time I reccomend reading the comments.
 
blender61
2019-03-09 10:18:28 PM  

maddog2030: Huh, first time I recommend reading the comments.


The comments were worth the click.
It was the only thing worth the click.
 
Calypsocookie [OhFark]
2019-03-09 10:21:56 PM  

blender61: maddog2030: Huh, first time I recommend reading the comments.

The comments were worth the click.
It was the only thing worth the click.


Seriously it was my first belly laugh of the day
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WTFDYW [BareFark]
2019-03-09 10:46:57 PM  
I got a lot of laughs from the comments. I only made it through about ten of them or so. Thanks subby.
 
real_headhoncho [TotalFark]
2019-03-09 10:56:39 PM  
Much snark there is in those comments.
 
feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2019-03-09 11:00:30 PM  
Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?
 
not enough beer
2019-03-09 11:02:47 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?


I dunno because she i a farking idiot. She thinks she is superior so she likes to show off her "intelligence." That poor child has a lot working against him.
 
feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2019-03-09 11:05:01 PM  

not enough beer: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

I dunno because she i a farking idiot. She thinks she is superior so she likes to show off her "intelligence." That poor child has a lot working against him.


Someone I went to HS with was talking about how they told their daughter not to vaccinate the grandchild but give it natural immunity with herbs.

I told her that was stupid and walked away. That was about a year ago. One less idiot in my life these days.
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-03-09 11:19:00 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?


I suspect it's to cushion the reader from the shock that she's planning on kicking her two year old out of the house for "missing curfew".

Got a "Hmm. Not surprising." from me.
 
Naido [TotalFark]
2019-03-09 11:20:22 PM  

feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?


I've noticed that a lot of the anti-vaxxers are kind of like vegans in this regard
 
dv-ous [TotalFark]
2019-03-09 11:24:28 PM  
You guys seriously think that's real, huh?

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NutWrench
2019-03-09 11:34:32 PM  
Anti-vaxxer mom asks online for furniture ideas for her unvaccinated son

It might be worth investing in a small coffin.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2019-03-09 11:46:15 PM  

NutWrench: Anti-vaxxer mom asks online for furniture ideas for her unvaccinated son

It might be worth investing in a small coffin.


*shakes fist*
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-03-09 11:58:08 PM  
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I Ate Shergar [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-03-10 1:46:09 AM  
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houstondragon
2019-03-10 3:32:28 AM  
Hire a coffin maker to paint a pretty yellow one for the kid.
 
Snapper Carr
2019-03-10 3:39:08 AM  
Breeding licenses. An idea whose time has come.
 
Big Lee
2019-03-10 3:39:16 AM  

I Ate Shergar: [mondrian.mashable.com image 850x1096]


For rent: airy, well lit 12 square foot loft in the Mission District.  Drop in to transit, restaurants, shopping, and more from the convenience of your own perch above the city!  No pets.  $2400/mo.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2019-03-10 3:41:47 AM  
If you're a for-real antivaxxer, just assume everyone else online hates you and wants you to die.
 
Olympic Trolling Judge
2019-03-10 3:46:10 AM  

bratface: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

Because Jericho doesn't really exist & neither does his mother?


REBECCA, however, does exist and is coming for you next.
 
Trik
2019-03-10 3:54:54 AM  
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Flragnararch
2019-03-10 3:59:13 AM  
Its a little subtle, but the best one is here in the middle.

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Coelacanth
2019-03-10 4:03:19 AM  
We need an Epic tag.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]
2019-03-10 4:05:34 AM  

feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?


For the same reason Vegans start every sentence with "I'm a Vegan!"?
 
punkwrestler
2019-03-10 4:12:18 AM  

feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?


Why does she let her 2 year old out of the house alone?
 
punkwrestler
2019-03-10 4:14:20 AM  

feckingmorons: not enough beer: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

I dunno because she i a farking idiot. She thinks she is superior so she likes to show off her "intelligence." That poor child has a lot working against him.

Someone I went to HS with was talking about how they told their daughter not to vaccinate the grandchild but give it natural immunity with herbs.

I told her that was stupid and walked away. That was about a year ago. One less idiot in my life these days.


In that situation I don't know if I would want to face palm them or myself for a comment that idioc. How the heck did you control yourself?
 
punkwrestler
2019-03-10 4:15:20 AM  

NutWrench: Anti-vaxxer mom asks online for furniture ideas for her unvaccinated son

It might be worth investing in a small coffin.


Why is he a vampire as well?
 
punkwrestler
2019-03-10 4:17:58 AM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: bratface: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

Because Jericho doesn't really exist & neither does his mother?

REBECCA, however, does exist and is coming for you next.


No Becky aka Rebecca, did a shot of marijuana straight into her arteries and died instantly. Marijuana, just say no!
 
Mega Steve
2019-03-10 4:22:17 AM  
How about some unwashed hospital blankets?
 
starsrift
2019-03-10 4:26:24 AM  
Her child sounds autistic.
 
common sense is an oxymoron [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-03-10 4:26:30 AM  

Flragnararch: Its a little subtle, but the best one is here in the middle.

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Big Pharma creating GMO bees that vaccinate whoever they sting?  Now that's a conspiracy theory.
 
Imaginativescreenname [TotalFark]
2019-03-10 4:28:34 AM  
saw that on reddit yesterday. It's a goldmine for epic antivax takedowns

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feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2019-03-10 4:29:23 AM  

punkwrestler: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

Why does she let her 2 year old out of the house alone?


My parents did that, we had a sheep dog that would keep an eye on us.
 
starsrift
2019-03-10 4:42:08 AM  

feckingmorons: punkwrestler: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

Why does she let her 2 year old out of the house alone?

My parents did that, we had a sheep dog that would keep an eye on us.


So, were your teen rebellion years pretty much just, "I refuse to be herded!"
 
WillofJ2
2019-03-10 4:43:17 AM  
If This Were Real and not just some fake stuff somebody is posting to get a response when did Child Protective Services be going over there wondering why she was letting a 2 year old sleep outside? Or do the parents of children that decide not to vaccinate their children get a pass on every stupid thing that they do?
 
punkwrestler
2019-03-10 4:44:51 AM  

starsrift: feckingmorons: punkwrestler: feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?

Why does she let her 2 year old out of the house alone?

My parents did that, we had a sheep dog that would keep an eye on us.

So, were your teen rebellion years pretty much just, "I refuse to be herded!"


What kid doesn't want to be herd(ed) by their parents!
 
rewind2846
2019-03-10 4:55:56 AM  
This child abusing twunt specifically mentions in the first sentence of the paragraph about FURNITURE that her child is UNVACCINATED, then has the gall to wine that she "doesn't want a fight".

First, she an attention whore. Of all the things I would mention about my child, their vaccination status would not even enter the conversation unless my point was to start some sh*t. She meant to start some sh*t, and she got some sh*t.

Second, do unvaccinated children need different furniture than those whose parents have more than one working brain cell?

Third, this person is a moron. Whoever this "Rebecca" is I would advise her not to answer and to stay as far away from this whackjob as possible. Keeping her children away would be a good thing as well.
/issues
//serious issues
///3x the issues
 
NINEv2
2019-03-10 5:41:52 AM  
How are unvaxxed kids like Cosby jokes?
They never get old.

/yep. Door!
 
OFFS
2019-03-10 5:59:12 AM  

maddog2030: Huh, first time I reccomend reading the comments.


That was farking hilarious
 
maxandgrinch [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2019-03-10 6:04:52 AM  
It's almost like The Tick was put in charge of the country or vaccinations or spoons.
 
Tom-Servo
2019-03-10 6:12:57 AM  
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Obviously not real, but I still found the comments amusing.
 
libranoelrose [OhFark]
2019-03-10 6:22:44 AM  

Flragnararch: Its a little subtle, but the best one is here in the middle.

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Midlife crisis lol
 
DoBeDoBeLurk [OhFark]
2019-03-10 6:29:54 AM  
WHAAAT? No one has responded with THIS??
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Internet, I am disappoint.

/his favorite color is yellow
//it's wicker, too.
///outdoorsy!
 
Teufelaffe
2019-03-10 6:43:17 AM  

dv-ous: You guys seriously think that's real, huh?

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JuggleGeek [OhFark]
2019-03-10 6:43:33 AM  

feckingmorons: Why would she mention that her kid was unvaccinated?


I think that's her way of saying "Just so you know, it doesn't matter to me if the boy dies".

/I also think the entire thread was either friends joking around or a writer getting paidand and that the OP doesn't have a 2 year old named Jericho.
 
Jim_Callahan
2019-03-10 6:49:26 AM  

WTFDYW: I got a lot of laughs from the comments. I only made it through about ten of them or so. Thanks subby.


It's all pretty lighthearted until someone made a joke that the kid was probably having a midlife crisis, that one was an abrupt tone-shift to fully black humor.
 
farkeruk
2019-03-10 6:53:12 AM  

Snapper Carr: Breeding licenses. An idea whose time has come.


Unvaccinated kids get deported to an island (unless they have a medical exemption). They can all farking kill each other and go sterile without affecting normal people.
 
Vegan T-Rex
2019-03-10 7:16:16 AM  

farkeruk: Snapper Carr: Breeding licenses. An idea whose time has come.

Unvaccinated kids' parents get deported to an island (unless they have a medical exemption). They can all farking kill each other and go sterile without affecting normal people.


FTFY
 
robertus [TotalFark]
2019-03-10 8:08:06 AM  

NutWrench: Anti-vaxxer mom asks online for furniture ideas for her unvaccinated son

It might be worth investing in a small coffin.


There was just a thread on a 70-odd-quart cooler that seemed to latch up nicely
 
Pharmdawg
2019-03-10 8:08:31 AM  
Read several comments down that blog and no pic of a coffin at the bottom of a pit?  I am disappointed with the snark.
 
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