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(Twitter)   Don't you just hate it when you're have a lovely day paragliding, you come in for a perfect landing, then get attacked by a kangaroo?   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-03-09 09:09:43 AM  
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2019-03-09 11:15:11 AM  
WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA B*TCH!
*POW POW POW*
 
2019-03-09 11:33:55 AM  
Kangaroos, in my paraglider?

/ it's more likely than you think.
 
2019-03-09 11:34:14 AM  
I thought those sorts of random encounters only happened in Far Cry.
 
2019-03-09 11:37:19 AM  
Better than a lion
 
2019-03-09 11:39:53 AM  
That's my fetish.
 
2019-03-09 11:39:59 AM  
Just wait until that dude finds the surprise Australia left for him in his hovercraft.
 
2019-03-09 11:40:17 AM  
Anyone find out what had those Roos so pissed off?
 
2019-03-09 11:41:25 AM  
Rolf Harris - Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport (LYRICS + FULL SONG)
Youtube LCayqrFm0pI
 
2019-03-09 11:43:02 AM  
Fortnite: The 'Down-Under' patch?
 
2019-03-09 11:44:01 AM  
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Don't mess with the 'roo, son. You'll get the... um... uh, feet, I guess? They are technically four footed, right? They don't bite or hit you with their tail or anything, do they?

Yeah, so like I said, don't mess with the 'roo, son, you'll get the feet.
 
2019-03-09 11:44:19 AM  
I really hate when that happens.
 
2019-03-09 11:46:34 AM  

stuffy: I really hate when that happens.


Wait 'til you parachute into a tree full of dropbears.
 
2019-03-09 11:47:45 AM  
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2019-03-09 11:49:34 AM  
I saw thos video yesterday and I love it so much.
 
2019-03-09 11:49:43 AM  
"You came to the wrong billabong, mate."
 
2019-03-09 11:50:25 AM  

X-Geek: [img.fark.net image 425x589]Don't mess with the 'roo, son. You'll get the... um... uh, feet, I guess? They are technically four footed, right? They don't bite or hit you with their tail or anything, do they?

Yeah, so like I said, don't mess with the 'roo, son, you'll get the feet.


You'll be defeeted.
 
2019-03-09 11:51:01 AM  

TomTudbury: stuffy: I really hate when that happens.

Wait 'til you parachute into a tree full of dropbears.


Or a hovercraft full of eels.
 
2019-03-09 11:54:59 AM  
"What's up, Skip? Hey f*** off!"

I have to go clean up the puddle under my chair now.
 
2019-03-09 12:01:39 PM  
My sister was kicked by a kangaroo.
 
2019-03-09 12:02:32 PM  

TheSwizz: "What's up, Skip? Hey f*** off!"

I have to go clean up the puddle under my chair now.


Did you  cum?
 
2019-03-09 12:04:44 PM  
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2019-03-09 12:07:56 PM  
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2019-03-09 12:26:21 PM  
The Boxing Match
Youtube unyTcIx2760


Saturday morning cartoons!   Wooo!
 
2019-03-09 12:28:03 PM  
Don't you just hate it when you're have a lovely day paragliding, you come in for a perfect landing, then get attacked by a kangaroo?

YES.
 
2019-03-09 12:30:15 PM  
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2019-03-09 12:31:01 PM  
Comment seems ill advised
 
2019-03-09 12:32:39 PM  

jpo2269: Anyone find out what had those Roos so pissed off?


Nothing. Kangaroos are just dicks.
 
2019-03-09 12:32:45 PM  

morg: My sister was kicked by a kangaroo.


Was that before or after the møøse?

/ Pretty nasti
 
2019-03-09 12:35:48 PM  
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/unimpressed
 
2019-03-09 12:37:11 PM  
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2019-03-09 12:39:23 PM  
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2019-03-09 12:43:17 PM  
Suddenly kangaroo!
 
2019-03-09 12:43:39 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: [YouTube video: The Boxing Match]

Saturday morning cartoons!   Wooo!


Back when they were actually good.
 
2019-03-09 12:46:07 PM  
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2019-03-09 12:59:47 PM  
Kangaroo thing kinda cool. But then again my idea of a lovely day doesn't involve jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.
 
2019-03-09 01:21:02 PM  
Endoftheworld.flash.

farking kangaroos.
 
2019-03-09 01:31:11 PM  
Good find, subby.
 
2019-03-09 01:38:32 PM  
Fark should change its slogan to "It's not news, it's Twitter".
 
2019-03-09 01:48:10 PM  

Richard Saunders: Kangaroo thing kinda cool. But then again my idea of a lovely day doesn't involve jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.


Unless I'm mistaken, nor does a paraglider's.
 
2019-03-09 01:49:41 PM  
I was coming in for a landing near the airport in New Iberia, Louisiana when I heard this loud, unearthly screaming coming from directly below. I thought at first it was a school and the kids were reacting in typical fashion when a balloon flies over low. I was concentrating on what was directly in front of me so I asked my passenger what the hell the noise was. Turned out it was gorillas, chimpanzees, etc. I had flown over the Primate Research Center. I will never forget that horrifying sound.
 
2019-03-09 01:51:45 PM  

TheSwizz: "What's up, Skip? Hey f*** off!"

I have to go clean up the puddle under my chair now.


Hey, I'd be angry if someone made fun of how I walk, too!!
 
2019-03-09 01:52:12 PM  

morg: My sister was kicked by a kangaroo.


Nasti.
 
2019-03-09 01:52:53 PM  

MBooda: I was coming in for a landing near the airport in New Iberia, Louisiana when I heard this loud, unearthly screaming coming from directly below. I thought at first it was a school and the kids were reacting in typical fashion when a balloon flies over low. I was concentrating on what was directly in front of me so I asked my passenger what the hell the noise was. Turned out it was gorillas, chimpanzees, etc. I had flown over the Primate Research Center. I will never forget that horrifying sound.


You must have thought you'd diverted to Alabama.
 
2019-03-09 02:04:14 PM  
I do like his reaction.  "argh, farking kangaroos".

Like when I complain about squirrels eating my tomatoes.
 
2019-03-09 02:13:30 PM  
I once had to dodge a herd of water buffalo coming in for a landing while parahawking in Pokhara. Thankfully buf aren't jerks.
 
2019-03-09 02:14:17 PM  

iron de havilland: Richard Saunders: Kangaroo thing kinda cool. But then again my idea of a lovely day doesn't involve jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

Unless I'm mistaken, nor does a paraglider's.


It involves running off a perfectly good mountain.
 
2019-03-09 02:48:54 PM  

maxheck: I once had to dodge a herd of water buffalo coming in for a landing while parahawking in Pokhara. Thankfully buf aren't jerks.


🎶Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow🎵
🎵Oh where'd we get them? I don't know, but everybody's got a water
Buffalo-ooooooooo🎶
🎶I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled🎵
🎵Some lima beans on the floor. Oh everybody's got a ...🎶
 
2019-03-09 03:00:21 PM  

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Came here to post this. Bravo.

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2019-03-09 03:03:15 PM  
ITT I learned kangaroos are dicks.
 
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