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2019-03-08 05:40:13 PM  
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2019-03-08 06:00:09 PM  
Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.
 
2019-03-08 06:19:06 PM  
I am SO surprised!

/s
 
2019-03-08 06:32:30 PM  

Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.


scenario A: Lil Kim does a live test flight that "ooops," ends up nuking San Jose. Trump: "It's ok everyone, it was just a malfunction. They happen all the time"
 
2019-03-08 07:06:56 PM  

whither_apophis: Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.

scenario A: Lil Kim does a live test flight that "ooops," ends up nuking San Jose. Trump: "It's ok everyone, it was just a malfunction. They happen all the time"


I could seriously see Trump using it as an excuse to pull troops OUT of South Korea to "rebuild" the US, and thereby sign off on the end of America as a nation with any influence on the world stage at all...

at the very least.
 
2019-03-08 09:50:22 PM  
Kim met with Trump to see what the dumb orange toad was going to do to please him. He already had his next rockets locked and loaded to add to the humiliation.
 
2019-03-08 09:52:51 PM  
Wow. That guy is a master salesman.
KJU, that is.
 
2019-03-08 09:54:22 PM  
"We don't need a State Department. We've got me." Actual quote from Individual-1.

I'm thinking he chose poorly when deciding which foreign policy issue he should hang his hat on.
 
2019-03-08 09:56:10 PM  
What's the big deal? Lil Kim just wants to test his intercontinental ballistic hamberder delivery system. Maybe Trump will be the lucky boy to get the first delivery in thanks for all of the great covfefe he has shared with Best Korea.
 
2019-03-08 09:56:20 PM  
WE'LL MEET AGAIN

DON'T KNOW WHERE

DON'T KNOW WHEN

BUT, I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAAAAAY

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2019-03-08 09:56:54 PM  

whither_apophis: Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.

scenario A: Lil Kim does a live test flight that "ooops," ends up nuking San Jose. Trump: "It's ok everyone, it was just a malfunction. They happen all the time"


Kim said it was an accident and I take his word for it.
 
2019-03-08 09:57:26 PM  
♫ War!
What is it good for?
Distractin' us from Russia ♫
 
2019-03-08 09:58:32 PM  

iron_city_ap: whither_apophis: Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.

scenario A: Lil Kim does a live test flight that "ooops," ends up nuking San Jose. Trump: "It's ok everyone, it was just a malfunction. They happen all the time"

Kim said it was an accident and I take his word for it.


Putin backs him up, so you know it's legit.
 
2019-03-08 09:58:43 PM  

iheartscotch: WE'LL MEET AGAIN

DON'T KNOW WHERE

DON'T KNOW WHEN

BUT, I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAAAAAY

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2019-03-08 10:00:14 PM  
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2019-03-08 10:00:38 PM  
Hell, at this point I'm surprised Trump hasn't used the Korean DMZ as an example that "walls work." His buddy could vouch that a mined, armed, and fenced border has kept the enemy from coming North for decades.
 
2019-03-08 10:02:23 PM  

Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.


She founded the massage parlors but sold them years ago.
Still seems odd though
 
2019-03-08 10:04:44 PM  
Kim will launch a satellite into space in mid-april.

Trump will say he's disappointed.

Trump is a lying dumbass and the murdering dictator of North Korea is more honest and smarter than the president of the USA... just on that fact alone, the 25th amendment should be used to remove the orange menace from office... if congress wont do it, the military should.
 
2019-03-08 10:05:38 PM  
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2019-03-08 10:05:40 PM  

whither_apophis: Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.

scenario A: Lil Kim does a live test flight that "ooops," ends up nuking San Jose. Trump: "It's ok everyone, it was just a malfunction. They happen all the time"


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2016 popular vote in California: (D) 8,753,788, (R) 4,483,810.

A series of countervalue strikes against west coast population centers of LA and the SFBA with at least 4 million dead or displaced results in a 50 electoral vote gain for the Russians in 2020, and a win in the popular vote count.

There are times I joke about it.

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There are also times I realize that provoking an opponent into such a strike, and then ordering US forces not to retaliate, would be the perfect Scorched Earth strategy to guarantee a 2020 win.
 
2019-03-08 10:11:02 PM  
Why the Hell would Kim ever give up his nuclear program?
It's an absolutely idiotic expectation on anybody's part.
 
2019-03-08 10:11:25 PM  
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2019-03-08 10:11:49 PM  
Heat waves shimmering
one or two miles
above the scorched ground
 
2019-03-08 10:14:22 PM  
This is what you want.
This is what you get.

This is what you want.
This is what you get.
 
2019-03-08 10:14:57 PM  
Trump: idiot to the masses.
 
2019-03-08 10:15:28 PM  
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MIss me yet ?
 
2019-03-08 10:15:52 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I am SO surprised!

/s


I HATE over-promisers and Trump is high Lord king of those assholes.
 
2019-03-08 10:17:22 PM  
Oh this again...

North Korea pulls this shiat every couple years. They make some noise, they launch a couple missiles in to various patches of ocean, their neighbors get all ancy... Then they end up getting the US and maybe other countries to sit down with them and they promise to be nice if they get aid or some of the sanctions are eased a little. Any promise, of course, they some years later are found to have never bothered holding to, or only for a while. Then a little while later the cycle of attention whoring begins again.

North Korea:

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2019-03-08 10:30:49 PM  

mongbiohazard: Oh this again...

North Korea pulls this shiat every couple years. They make some noise, they launch a couple missiles in to various patches of ocean, their neighbors get all ancy... Then they end up getting the US and maybe other countries to sit down with them and they promise to be nice if they get aid or some of the sanctions are eased a little. Any promise, of course, they some years later are found to have never bothered holding to, or only for a while. Then a little while later the cycle of attention whoring begins again.

North Korea:

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Except this time, Trump thinks he and Kim are besties.
 
2019-03-08 10:30:51 PM  
The sad thing is, the Asshole in Chief probably thinks this is a good thing, since now he can go win an "easy" war and be a hero.
 
2019-03-08 10:39:52 PM  

Gyrfalcon: mongbiohazard: Oh this again...

North Korea pulls this shiat every couple years. They make some noise, they launch a couple missiles in to various patches of ocean, their neighbors get all ancy... Then they end up getting the US and maybe other countries to sit down with them and they promise to be nice if they get aid or some of the sanctions are eased a little. Any promise, of course, they some years later are found to have never bothered holding to, or only for a while. Then a little while later the cycle of attention whoring begins again.

North Korea:

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Except this time, Trump thinks he and Kim are besties.


This time the "getting the US and maybe other countries to sit down with them" and extract something part of the plan isn't working because Trump is literally too stupid for it to work. His deal-making ability is just so freaking terribad that they can't even get it to work with him.
 
2019-03-08 10:47:18 PM  
Dearest Donald,
As I lie here alone I can't help thinking of you.  I wish I could make world see the passion in my heart, bursting with the fury of a thousand suns.  I wish you never had to leave.  I wish our moment together could have lasted for eternity.  My missile, the glory of my people, lies lifeless and limp.  Only you can awaken it.  Only you.  I think of your halo of beautiful golden hair, your puckered round lips, the scent of your breath on my cheek like a day old filet-o-fish.  I remember the way we looked into each other's eyes and I prepare my missile, alone.  Now it stands tall, a monument to our love.  Now it throbs with energy as it reaches for the heavens.  I wish I could send it to you on the other side of the world so we could share an earth-shattering moment of pure energy; the energy of the beginning and the end, of life and death, of the gods themselves.  The moment when the ground trembles and your mushroom soars toward the sky.  But it's not to be.  The world is too cruel, and my missile falls back to earth alone, spent.  Still, I must have hope that some day, some day...  Please don't be angry with me.  Without these tests I have nothing to live for.

Yours forever,
Rocket Man
 
2019-03-08 10:56:54 PM  
Trump is a worthless moron who should be immediately shuttled to wherever ground zero is for one of these missiles before it hits (along with basically the entire GOP), but that satellite photo could be a nuclear site...or it could be an IHOP.
 
2019-03-08 11:18:21 PM  
Settle down...  It's just a new IKEA.

...an Intercontinental Korean Exploding Armament
 
2019-03-08 11:19:28 PM  
Does this mean his Peace Prize is put off until 2020?
 
2019-03-08 11:25:39 PM  
So where do I collect my Spare Unicorn, again? Is it from The Barrage department in bEst KoreA I?
 
2019-03-08 11:34:56 PM  

cretinbob: Kirablue42: Photographs are making the internet rounds today that expose the association of Trump and all his trumpenfuhrer friends being very buddy-buddy with a Chinese human trafficker.

Of COURSE we are close to the threshold of a nuclear event. They want that shiat off the news AT ALL COSTS.

She founded the massage parlors but sold them years ago.
Still seems odd though


They are in her husbands and her parents names instead.Yeah, like she's not still involved. That's a smokescreen.
 
2019-03-09 12:53:45 AM  
I wonder if twitwaffle sniffs the letters. I wonder if he knows why the pages are all stuck together when they arrive.
 
2019-03-09 01:38:49 AM  

NINEv2: I wonder if twitwaffle sniffs the letters. I wonder if he knows why the pages are all stuck together when they arrive.

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2019-03-09 02:42:51 AM  
This is one time I wish "launch rockets again" were a euphemism for something.

Icky, but safer for mankind.
 
2019-03-09 04:42:37 AM  
*sigh*

You guys are going to hate this, but it has to be done.

Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight!
A-a-a-a-a-fternoon delight!
 
2019-03-09 09:06:22 AM  
Snark and doomsday aside, I've always wondered about the logic that goes behind determining the use of buildings from aerial shots.

I would expect spacing between buildings and placement would factor in, but, even with that, I'd just see, well, buildings.....
 
2019-03-09 10:55:00 PM  
It was very disappointing to see how little media coverage it got today. Oh I mean, it got a little..but everyone is talking about who will run for president next year and what the lawyer said last week.

I wonder what will happen tomorrow.
 
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