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2019-03-08 05:09:09 PM  
**HOVERS OVER LINK**

FFFFFfffuuuuuUUUUUUuuuuu, subby!!
 
2019-03-08 05:11:01 PM  
You suck, Subby ;)
 
2019-03-08 05:16:37 PM  
That seems a little excessive, is the guy a ham sandwich? I'm sure they'll all be merged.

A fine, some trash duty and a misdemeanor disorderly conduct or filing a false report charge seems reasonable to me.
 
2019-03-08 05:35:13 PM  
Didn't click because nothing happened. It would have been on the radio news I just listened to.
/give subidiot a time out
 
2019-03-08 05:39:43 PM  
Judging from the comments thus far, subby managed to Rick roll the first three or four who did click.
 
2019-03-08 05:45:23 PM  
...and watch him get more time than Paul Manafort.
 
2019-03-08 05:45:25 PM  
Goddamnit, subby
 
2019-03-08 05:46:19 PM  
Bet he gets more than 4 years
 
2019-03-08 05:46:39 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:46:49 PM  
Bet he sees more time behind bars than the treason weasel.
 
2019-03-08 05:46:50 PM  
Damn your eyes, Subby.
 
2019-03-08 05:46:50 PM  

overzelus: Goddamnit, subby


username etc.
 
2019-03-08 05:47:08 PM  
I dont remember this guy being in "Empire strikes back" at all.
 
2019-03-08 05:47:21 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:47:41 PM  
Golf clap, subby. This will get a lot of FUUUUUUUU
 
2019-03-08 05:47:46 PM  
1. Damn you, subby.

2. *16* felony counts? WTF??
 
2019-03-08 05:47:50 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:47:55 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:47:57 PM  
16  felonies?

Serial killers have gotten less charges.  What the delicious jimmy topped fudge did he do!?
 
2019-03-08 05:48:14 PM  
Go to hell, subby. You go to hell and die.
 
2019-03-08 05:48:36 PM  
really, it's this easy to get something through as a newsflash?
 
2019-03-08 05:48:37 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:48:38 PM  
He will do more time for Faking a hate crime than most people do for Committing hate crimes.
 
2019-03-08 05:48:46 PM  
SONOFABIATCH!
 
2019-03-08 05:48:50 PM  
Before click "Noooo. . . . " (with that, could it be??? face)

After click: "Oh fark you subby."

(Always check the Fark thread before clicking the link, or hover like the other dude did)
 
2019-03-08 05:48:51 PM  
Friday news drop obv
 
2019-03-08 05:48:52 PM  
When he ends up in prison for 15 years, I hope the phrase, "His otherwise blameless life..." is written at the top of every tabloid rag.
 
2019-03-08 05:49:01 PM  
If he is found guilty of his alleged crimes - fabricating a hoax attack on himself, he will likely get harsher punishment than Paul Manafort got for fraud, money laundering and witness tampering.
 
2019-03-08 05:49:01 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:49:06 PM  
Is it Hillary? It's Hillary, isn't it?
 
2019-03-08 05:49:07 PM  
This really is an annoying strategy for green lights. Thankfully I anticipated this one and finally found satisfying use for the new dropdown feature on mobile.

Thanks Fark!
 
2019-03-08 05:49:11 PM  
At last this grave injustice will be avenged
 
2019-03-08 05:49:12 PM  
Is he running for something? Entertainment Tab full?
 
2019-03-08 05:49:34 PM  
...and here I put my special dick-suckin hat on...
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2019-03-08 05:49:35 PM  
Bravo subby!
 
2019-03-08 05:49:37 PM  
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2019-03-08 05:49:39 PM  
Go have sex with a cactus Subby.
 
2019-03-08 05:49:40 PM  
This is why we all have trust issues....

/bravo subby
 
2019-03-08 05:49:55 PM  

doglover: 16  felonies?


When you set out to scam the cops, don't get caught.
 
2019-03-08 05:49:58 PM  
Expecting, maybe
Desired/fantasized about/lusted after/dreamt of/hoped for/coveted... nope.
Fark your RickRoll, submitter.
 
2019-03-08 05:50:06 PM  
Take a bow subby.  You deserve directed rage instead of indirect complaining.
 
2019-03-08 05:50:07 PM  
I have money on this shiat! Don't play with my emotions
 
2019-03-08 05:50:30 PM  
Where is the international condemnation of this hate crime?

::crickets::

And a huge belly laugh here at all the anti-Trumpers who almost wet themselves thinking something that doesn't exist had finally been found.
 
2019-03-08 05:50:47 PM  
LOL you guys.  If Trump gets impeached and leaves office, we get Pence.  And then what will be the left's war cry?
 
2019-03-08 05:50:55 PM  

WTFDYW: Didn't click because nothing happened. It would have been on the radio news I just listened to.
/give subidiot a time out


So sad you missed the early scoop on Don Jr., Assange, Kushner, Veselnitskaya, the Trump Organization and Kilimnik all being indicted at once. Your loss.
 
2019-03-08 05:50:55 PM  
Hey Subby-
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2019-03-08 05:51:07 PM  
I just saw this story on my Google news feed, and I knew one of you miserable bastards would pull this stunt.
 
2019-03-08 05:51:20 PM  
You can always tell when the fark mods are greenlighting their own submissions.
 
2019-03-08 05:51:20 PM  

slobberbone: really, it's this easy to get something through as a newsflash?


Welcome to FARK
 
2019-03-08 05:51:21 PM  
May you find yourself running backwards through a corn field, subby. You did get me though. Sick bastard...
 
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