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(Darth Farker)   Man wearing a Star Wars shirt robs Arizona bank. George Lucas now asking for a cut of the take   ( divider line
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1072 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2019 at 11:55 PM (11 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-08 10:14:15 PM  
I can font!

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2019-03-09 12:00:11 AM  
Apparently he took the money by force.
2019-03-09 12:03:39 AM  
He has the death sentence on 12 systems.
2019-03-09 12:17:58 AM  
Police at the scene trying to wound the suspect:
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2019-03-09 12:24:14 AM  
It would have been better had it been a Farscape T-shirt.

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2019-03-09 12:39:27 AM  
After the studio tacks their cut, he still owes more than he stole.
2019-03-09 12:41:11 AM  
This headline would have worked a decade ago.
2019-03-09 12:41:27 AM  
Just wait.  The same guy will try it later at another bank wearing an Attack of the Clones T-shirt.  He'll get the same amount of money, but the teller will say, "This was a big let down -- nowhere near as good as the first stick-up!".
2019-03-09 01:03:56 AM  
Odd. I thought Jake Lloyd was in jail.
2019-03-09 01:04:20 AM  
He really got munsoned
2019-03-09 01:12:04 AM  
good to see star wars is still generating revenue
2019-03-09 01:14:14 AM  
Ah, yes, Apache Junction. That wretched hive of scum and villainy.
2019-03-09 01:17:37 AM  
Looks like someone's been Tattooine his arm.
2019-03-09 01:19:17 AM  
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2019-03-09 02:13:39 AM  

OkieDookie: Odd. I thought Jake Lloyd was in jail.

Mental hospital, actually.
2019-03-09 02:36:09 AM  
When asked about the t-shirt, the teller said "He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought." Though, she did find him a little short for a bank robber.
2019-03-09 05:31:14 AM  
George Lucas is out of the picture.  The money belongs to Disney now.
2019-03-09 10:08:16 AM  
The joke is on George. That cut now goes to Disney.
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