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(BBC-US)   "I tattooed my face so I couldn't get a normal job." That's a bold strategy, Cotton   (bbc.com) divider line
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2019-03-08 12:22:29 PM  
I thought that's what all face tattoos were intended for.
 
2019-03-08 12:39:06 PM  
Looks like it's paying off reasonably well. Sounds like a nice young lady.
 
2019-03-08 12:39:12 PM  
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2019-03-08 12:39:57 PM  
She has a plan and she's sticking with it. So .. good?
 
2019-03-08 12:40:13 PM  
Somehow I get the feeling she has done other things to piss off daddy over the years.

I also have an idea what kind of guy he is too.  Way to control everything about your daughter till she has the guts to stand up to you.
 
2019-03-08 12:40:24 PM  
Look's like her job is eating.
 
2019-03-08 12:41:43 PM  
Everyone has a purpose. Some people's purpose is to be a cautionary tale.
 
2019-03-08 12:41:55 PM  
"I'm unique!"

Congratulations, what do you want, a cookie?
 
2019-03-08 12:42:43 PM  
Several things:

The BBC has gone Daily Fail.

This is not the Trainspotting sequal I was looking for.
 
2019-03-08 12:43:30 PM  
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2019-03-08 12:43:33 PM  
They told me I could become anything, so I became cliche.
 
2019-03-08 12:44:31 PM  
The tattoos do look nice, of course I have a thing for spooky halloween boobs, so I'm biased.
 
2019-03-08 12:44:34 PM  
To get people to stop looking at your tits, right?
 
2019-03-08 12:44:51 PM  
She grew up to be Patty Paiwonski.

Does she have pet snakes yet?
 
2019-03-08 12:45:50 PM  

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What do you mean you won't hire me because you think my judgment skills are lacking?!  I'm going to sue your ass!!!
 
2019-03-08 12:46:20 PM  
How my life of being a beautiful woman turned out great.
 
2019-03-08 12:46:36 PM  
Camgirl.
 
2019-03-08 12:47:48 PM  
I like those young rappers who get all sorts of random crap tattooed on their faces. I want to create a mumblecore parody character who has a penis tattooed on his face along with an unfinished game of tic tac toe, and maybe some random scribbles.
 
2019-03-08 12:48:07 PM  
To quote a great philosopher of our time: "Stupid is as stupid does."
 
2019-03-08 12:49:35 PM  

MillionDollarMo: Looks like it's paying off reasonably well. Sounds like a nice young lady.


She's still not going to fkck you.
 
2019-03-08 12:49:36 PM  
And she's attractive....bummer.
 
2019-03-08 12:49:45 PM  
She has large breasts
 
2019-03-08 12:49:48 PM  
She's the canvas for other artists.

She didn't do the work on her chest, back, butt, snake from ribcage to knee, or forehead.

Why yes I did research her, why do you ask?
 
2019-03-08 12:50:01 PM  
'I tattooed my face so I couldn't get a normal job'

Well, explain your huge hips then.
 
2019-03-08 12:50:06 PM  
I wonder what she had tattooed on her FUPA.
 
2019-03-08 12:50:33 PM  

doczoidberg: I like those young rappers who get all sorts of random crap tattooed on their faces. I want to create a mumblecore parody character who has a penis tattooed on his face along with an unfinished game of tic tac toe, and maybe some random scribbles.


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2019-03-08 12:50:45 PM  
Not to my taste, but I can't criticize, as I just got my first tattoos at age 57, and because the aesthetic opinions of others no longer matter to me.

I wanted them at 40, but could not afford it what with the mortgage and the kid and whatnot..
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2019-03-08 12:51:08 PM  
You do get bad criticism, like people say you look a bit thuggish, it's intimidating or it's a bit much. My family isn't the biggest fan of them.

That's because out of all the art in TFA, they look the most like something you got in prison, or while you were living in the 'hood.

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Some of her art looks really good, and she's really pretty, but the face tattoos look like shiat, and the neck tattoo was a dumb idea.
 
2019-03-08 12:51:17 PM  
Tattoos just make you look dirty from a distance.
 
2019-03-08 12:51:20 PM  

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2019-03-08 12:51:24 PM  

ChipNASA: MillionDollarMo: Looks like it's paying off reasonably well. Sounds like a nice young lady.

She's still not going to fkck you.


Married and not interested. 
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2019-03-08 12:51:25 PM  
Boomer satisfaction article detected.
 
2019-03-08 12:51:58 PM  
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2019-03-08 12:52:04 PM  
Attention seeking attractive white woman tattoos face, manages to not starve to death or die from lack of shelter somehow, some way.

/Looks a bit like Marley Brinx, fappers
 
2019-03-08 12:52:09 PM  
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2019-03-08 12:52:26 PM  

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2019-03-08 12:52:40 PM  
I got myself put on the sex offender registry for the same reason.
 
2019-03-08 12:54:37 PM  

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That's hipster AF.
 
2019-03-08 12:55:22 PM  

MillionDollarMo: ChipNASA: MillionDollarMo: Looks like it's paying off reasonably well. Sounds like a nice young lady.

She's still not going to fkck you.

Married and not interested. 
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Thank you for having the corrected version. The original always bugged me, although I could see how the character would have probably made that same mistake.
 
2019-03-08 12:56:09 PM  
Joke's on her, I just extended an offer of employment at my Fark Posting firm  😈
 
2019-03-08 12:56:11 PM  

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I would love it if Family Guy randomly brought back that Meg in another episode.  Like somehow to show multi-universe thing going on.  Kind of fun to change up from the characters always reset to normal by next episode.
 
2019-03-08 12:56:57 PM  

doczoidberg: I like those young rappers who get all sorts of random crap tattooed on their faces. I want to create a mumblecore parody character who has a penis tattooed on his face along with an unfinished game of tic tac toe, and maybe some random scribbles.


A friend of my Gfs son has an utterly horrible tatt of a cock and hairy balls on his leg.  A bike event sponsored by a local parlor had a best and worst tatt contest and he won worst tatt hands down.  "In 30 years of tattooing this is by far the worst tattoo I have ever seen."

I have a picture of it somewhere.  He also has a horribly drawn pentagram that says "Hail Stan," I shiat you not.
 
2019-03-08 12:58:37 PM  
As far as face tattoos go I'll give her credit for not destroying the front and center and keeping it peripheral. It's not hideous and relatively acceptable.
 
2019-03-08 12:58:47 PM  

Mikey1969: You do get bad criticism, like people say you look a bit thuggish, it's intimidating or it's a bit much. My family isn't the biggest fan of them.

That's because out of all the art in TFA, they look the most like something you got in prison, or while you were living in the 'hood.


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2019-03-08 12:59:38 PM  

sboyle1020: I wonder what she had tattooed on her FUPA.



"FUPA" in fancy calligraphy letters would be my educated guess....or possibly comic sans.
 
2019-03-08 01:01:37 PM  
RowdyPants

Camgirl.

Only part time.
 
2019-03-08 01:04:09 PM  
She turns out to be surprisingly nice, functional, and beautiful.
Huh.  I was assuming she'd be a train wreck.
 
2019-03-08 01:05:23 PM  
Face tattoos just say, "my mugshot will make me famous"
 
2019-03-08 01:08:23 PM  
Currently removing my face tattoos...getting a kick, etc.

/pays taxes
 
2019-03-08 01:08:45 PM  
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To be truthful, my eyes don't really focus on her tats. Weird.
That's some vast expanse of real estate she got down there.
 
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