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(CBC)   Protip: Don't leave your giant styrofoam sandwich outside near the dumpsters if you don't want folks to assume it is garbage   ( divider line
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2901 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2019 at 5:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2019-03-08 05:38:20 PM  
In October last year, there was a replica Mattel Barbie Hoverboard from BttF in the stretside garbage while I was visiting NYC. I was *this* close to taking it.
2019-03-08 05:41:26 PM  
My sandwich!

/best thing I ever found on the curb was a high end 25 gallon aquarium and lid. And yes that went home.
2019-03-08 05:50:49 PM  
Salmon don't have arms.
2019-03-08 06:16:32 PM  
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2019-03-08 06:16:35 PM  
According to Shuswap Grill owner Dan Shields, it seemed to be a case of two all-thief patties' special loss; cheesed, in a pickle and undone over the sesame-seed buns were the feelings the crime aroused.

That ... was actually pretty good.
2019-03-08 06:18:45 PM  
"I was originally going to give him the speech about backing up onto somebody's property and just takin' stuff and then once I met him and realized he was an older gentleman and it was an honest mistake, I just left left the speech for another day."

I kinda wish the burger hadn't been returned now just cause the guy was ready to be an ass when the guy was already sorry and returning the burger.
2019-03-08 06:52:01 PM  
I have a 2007 Civic that has far worse paint than that styro burger.  I should probably leave a little sign on it that despite it's appearance at the end of my driveway, it's not actually trash.
2019-03-08 07:35:35 PM  
I have a couch that my neighbor was throwing out, she brought it to the curb and we asked and then took it into our house.  Little worn in a couple of spots but very comfy.  Unfortunately we have to get rid of it so we can replace it with a futon since we need another bed for guests
2019-03-08 08:03:13 PM  
Great, now I'm hungry for salmon arms.
2019-03-08 09:00:32 PM  
The puns in that article gave me brain tumors.
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2019-03-08 09:28:35 PM  
Needs to be washed.
2019-03-08 10:33:25 PM  
Stopped reading at "hamburglary"
2019-03-09 03:02:18 AM  
That's one way to look at how many burgers/shakes we Americans eat if you took all of them and made it into one giant one.
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