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(Miami Herald)   Bad: Being Donald Trump. Worse: Cheering on the Patriots in the Superbowl. F*cking Karma: With the founder of the spas at the center of the sex trafficking ring that Robert Kraft was caught up in   (miamiherald.com) divider line
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2019-03-08 08:37:04 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2019-03-08 08:39:17 AM  
....which reminds me, I need to rent a truck and go to Costco to pick up a medium-sized thing of popcorn.
 
2019-03-08 08:40:07 AM  
Guys, he did this because he loves his family!
 
2019-03-08 08:40:32 AM  
I can only get so erect. Can someone point me in the right direction??
 
2019-03-08 08:41:31 AM  
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2019-03-08 08:43:13 AM  
When this first hit the news, I sarcastically wondered how Trump could be involved. Giggity.
 
2019-03-08 08:44:51 AM  

King Something: ....which reminds me, I need to rent a truck and go to Costco to pick up a medium-sized thing of popcorn.


Grab me some while you're there, please!
 
2019-03-08 08:49:15 AM  
The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019
 
2019-03-08 08:54:09 AM  
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2019-03-08 08:57:44 AM  
The Miami Herald has been doing some excellent work recently. Kudos.
 
2019-03-08 08:58:38 AM  
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2019-03-08 09:03:35 AM  
If there is video of Half Scoop getting a rub and tug I will laugh until my jaw breaks off.

After I am done vomiting of course.
 
2019-03-08 09:04:19 AM  
I love a story with a happy ending.

...and he lived imprisonedly ever after.
 
2019-03-08 09:09:36 AM  
How long before we find out that girls were delivered to Mar-a-Lago?
 
2019-03-08 09:12:37 AM  
The Religious Right will be along any minute now to denounce Trump's paling around with human traffickers and whore mongers for...30 years.

Any minute now...

...hold on.

They're almost done at the convention in Bangkok...
 
2019-03-08 09:16:39 AM  
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2019-03-08 09:17:25 AM  
crooks gonna crook
 
2019-03-08 09:18:41 AM  

wejash: Bangkok


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2019-03-08 09:19:17 AM  
He's a man with needs. And a manly man like him won't be denied. At least he paid for it this time.
 
2019-03-08 09:20:11 AM  

somedude210:

The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019


Maria Butina's sister?
 
2019-03-08 09:21:24 AM  

Sin'sHero: somedude210:

The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019


Maria Butina's sister?


Chinese sister
 
2019-03-08 09:21:42 AM  
For anyone else this would be a huge scandal, for Trump it's just a day that ends in "y" because nothing matters anymore.  At least he wasn't wearing a tan suit.
 
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2019-03-08 09:21:50 AM  

somedude210:

The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019


HOLY shiat EL OH farkING EL

/Happy International Women's Day!
 
2019-03-08 09:22:39 AM  
Holy shiat. I shouldn't be surprised, but still. Worst. Timeline. Ever.
 
2019-03-08 09:22:45 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [img.fark.net image 244x200]


STIG! INIT?
 
2019-03-08 09:23:18 AM  
This Yi Lang woman just reeks of white male privilege.
 
2019-03-08 09:23:27 AM  

harleyquinnical: NewportBarGuy: [img.fark.net image 244x200]

STIG! INIT?


How can I love you any more?

THIS is how I love you more.
 
2019-03-08 09:23:34 AM  
If I'm not mistaken didn't Trump at one point in the past basically endorse via Tweet the services (wink wink) of this Florida based spa parlor?
 
2019-03-08 09:23:44 AM  
Domo Mama-San
 
2019-03-08 09:23:50 AM  
Holeeee sheeeet.
 
2019-03-08 09:23:53 AM  
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Oh this is just DELICIOUS
 
2019-03-08 09:24:00 AM  
*gives brain a bit of time to process so he doesn't just say 'wow'*

wow
 
2019-03-08 09:24:23 AM  

somedude210: The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019


On the plus side, now we know where all the missing migrant kids went.
 
2019-03-08 09:25:20 AM  
Alternate headline:  Donald Trump's popularity among registered Republicans SURGES on news that he literally sticks it to the Chinese.
 
2019-03-08 09:25:30 AM  

naughtyrev: How long before we find out that girls were delivered to Mar-a-Lago?


Isn't that pretty much a given, with those kind of people?
 
2019-03-08 09:25:40 AM  

SomeAmerican: somedude210: The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019

On the plus side, now we know where all the missing migrant kids went.


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This post will forever be underrated.
 
2019-03-08 09:25:50 AM  
This thing is like an onion. The more you peel it, the more you want to cry.
 
2019-03-08 09:25:57 AM  
Wait, wasnt this fat fark pissing and moaning about missing the party because he was too busy in DC with the shutdown?

/did I miss somethin?
//seriously asking
 
2019-03-08 09:26:16 AM  

somedude210: [img.fark.net image 422x750]


Sounds like a madam with a black book of all her clients, and I figure there is not one DC Republican omitted from it, but please tell me again about the party of moral decency.
 
2019-03-08 09:26:29 AM  

King Something: ....which reminds me, I need to rent a truck and go to Costco to pick up a medium-sized thing of popcorn.


I really wish I still lived in CO, where Costco had Kirkland booze.
 
2019-03-08 09:27:16 AM  
* invests in popcorn stock
 
2019-03-08 09:27:53 AM  
As pointed out by many, the reason the Christians have a warning about how the anti-christ will trick so many is that they themselves are the ones who will be tricked.

No one else falls for it, but they fall for it every time. They fall for it so often, they leave notes for future generations telling them how to watch out.

But they fall for it again.

It is a form of beauty watching anti-christians trick Christians.

Go Trump! See how far you can push the envelope. It is like watching bullfighters present themselves to a defeated bull. Pure showmanship.
 
2019-03-08 09:28:27 AM  

naughtyrev: How long before we find out that girls were delivered to Mar-a-Lago?


Oh, these women would never have worked at Mar-a-Lago since they were likely here illegally and Trump wouldn't allow illegals to work at his properties.

/I hate that I have to be clear that this is sarcasm
 
2019-03-08 09:28:50 AM  

Advernaut: This Yi Lang woman just reeks of white male privilege.


Ewwwww.
 
2019-03-08 09:29:58 AM  
What is it with places claiming to be Italian, Chinese, Korean, Mexican, etc being run/owned by people NOT of that ethnicity or nationality?  It feels like oxymorons but with flags.
 
2019-03-08 09:30:06 AM  
Mar-A-Lago is the center of a sex trafficking ring, people. We now have multiple points linking Trump's business with sex trafficking.

Because he's a f*cking Russian mobster. Our president is in the Russian mob.
 
2019-03-08 09:31:04 AM  

SomeAmerican: somedude210: The founder of the spa attended the inaugural, has been to the White House and is a guest at Mar a Lago. Story is packed with incredible details and her photos with Trump, Don Jr and Eric Trump. https://t.co/GttADq2ttf
- Dafna Linzer (@DafnaLinzer) March 8, 2019

On the plus side, now we know where all the missing migrant kids went.


Way to ruin the schadenfreude-gasm.GTFO. And please be wrong.

Tho this entire administration is like a left-wing Q-anon conspiracy theory come to life, so I assume you're right. God dammit.
 
2019-03-08 09:31:22 AM  

NINEv2: Wait, wasnt this fat fark pissing and moaning about missing the party because he was too busy in DC with the shutdown?

/did I miss somethin?
//seriously asking


The shutdown ended in late January and the Super Bowl was February 3rd. I think the party he was biatching about missing was New Years Eve maybe?
 
2019-03-08 09:31:24 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: The Miami Herald has been doing some excellent work recently. Kudos.


Just like they did with the Epstein case a decade ago. They have some good reporters.
 
2019-03-08 09:31:31 AM  
F*ck the spa. The folks that implicated found each other at Mar-a-Lago, and met there regularly.
 
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