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2019-03-07 12:39:27 PM  
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2019-03-07 12:56:12 PM  
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2019-03-07 01:04:53 PM  
what for? Defamation of character?
 
2019-03-07 01:06:58 PM  
Cohen knows if he don't sue Trump now, they'll be nothin' after Trump gets RICO'ed.https://t.co/1UkDRSTqUd
- Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) March 7, 2019
 
2019-03-07 01:09:18 PM  
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2019-03-07 01:09:47 PM  

somedude210: what for? Defamation of character?


Definition of character... heh
 
2019-03-07 01:10:17 PM  
Everything is really picking up pace now that Cohen has testified and the House is back in Dem control.
We may have finally got out of the end of 2nd act rut, and are on to the start of the redemption arc 3rd act.
 
2019-03-07 01:10:26 PM  
https://thehill.com/policy/national-s​e​curity/433060-cohen-files-lawsuit-agai​nst-trump-organization

He's suing for unpaid legal expenses?  LOL, good luck getting that paid
 
2019-03-07 01:11:15 PM  
don't shut up; and take his money
 
2019-03-07 01:12:28 PM  

OldRod: https://thehill.com/policy/national-s​e​curity/433060-cohen-files-lawsuit-agai​nst-trump-organization

He's suing for unpaid legal expenses?  LOL, good luck getting that paid


Better to get it on the record so when Trump's (puny) assets are liquidated, Cohen gets his seat at the table for at least a fraction of what he's owed.
 
2019-03-07 01:14:37 PM  
:: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::
 
2019-03-07 01:14:49 PM  
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2019-03-07 01:14:50 PM  
♪ D-I-S-C-O-V-E-R-Y, what a lovely word... ♫
 
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2019-03-07 01:16:33 PM  

markie_farkie: OldRod: https://thehill.com/policy/national-se​curity/433060-cohen-files-lawsuit-agai​nst-trump-organization

He's suing for unpaid legal expenses?  LOL, good luck getting that paid

Better to get it on the record so when Trump's (puny) assets are liquidated, Cohen gets his seat at the table for at least a fraction of what he's owed.


I have this distinct feeling that Cohen already had documentation of Trump's personal and business assets. As his attorney, he probably set up the trusts, knows all the properties, bank accounts, off
shore accounts and all that good stuff..This is where every rich criminal cringes..Because he can
expose every freaking trick these guys use to hide,cheat and squirrel away cash without paying taxes.
 
2019-03-07 01:16:35 PM  

Herbie555: ♪ D-I-S-C-O-V-E-R-Y, what a lovely word... ♫


Still not worth giving CBS $5 a month.
 
2019-03-07 01:17:01 PM  

somedude210: what for? Defamation of character?


"Cohen argues that the Trump Organization, where Cohen worked for roughly a decade as an executive vice president and special counsel to Trump, had a "contractual agreement" to compensate Cohen and "to pay attorneys' fees and costs" incurred by Cohen related to his work "with and on behalf of" company officials."

"Cohen claims that the Trump Organization owes him $1.9 million in unpaid legal fees and costs. On top of that, Cohen says he is owed an additional $1.9 million that he has been ordered to forfeit "as part of his criminal sentence arising from conduct undertaken" at the behest of the Trump Organization."
 
2019-03-07 01:17:07 PM  

markie_farkie: OldRod: https://thehill.com/policy/national-se​curity/433060-cohen-files-lawsuit-agai​nst-trump-organization

He's suing for unpaid legal expenses?  LOL, good luck getting that paid

Better to get it on the record so when Trump's (puny) assets are liquidated, Cohen gets his seat at the table for at least a fraction of what he's owed.


Well, Cohen's attorney gets a seat. Cohen won't be seen in public for a while soon.
 
2019-03-07 01:17:11 PM  

Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::


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/just for good measure
 
2019-03-07 01:17:55 PM  

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Wow, this is going to get farking bloody.

Now remember, Cohen is not the hero here.  He merely got caught.  If he didn't get raided by the Feds he would still be humping Trump's leg and running around tying up his loose ends.

He is a coward, but at least he gets a redemption arc.
 
2019-03-07 01:18:02 PM  

Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::


I...hang on, do you have any gin and bacon?
 
2019-03-07 01:18:15 PM  
SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF NEW YORK MICHAEL D. COHEN,Plaintiff,v.TRUMP ORGANIZATION LLC,Defendant.COMPLAINT Index No. ________________________ JURY DEMANDED Michael D. Cohen ("Mr. Cohen"), by and through undersigned counsel, for his Complaint against Trump Organization LLC (the "Trump Organization" or the "Organization"), respectfully alleges as follows: NATURE OF THE ACTION 1.This action arises from the Trump Organization's failure to meet its indemnification obligations under a contractual agreement between the Trump Organization and Mr. Cohen, pursuant to which the Trump Organization agreed to indemnify Mr. Cohen and to pay attorneys' fees and costs incurred by Mr. Cohen in connection with various matters arising from Mr. Cohen's work with and on behalf of the Organization and its principals, directors, and officers.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Discovery is going to be wonderful!

Link to the suit:
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nysc​e​f/ViewDocument?docIndex=UuHTQoiORsZEd6​khgo3GWQ%3D%3D&fbclid=IwAR3mDHivdi-f3r​xuxQWks_FRKKCTzrMQ-BwMadClnEHm_qG6-_V1​cV-rgK4
 
2019-03-07 01:18:19 PM  

somedude210: what for? Defamation of character?


Definition of character
 
2019-03-07 01:18:26 PM  
I suspect the Trump Organization's response would likely be that they were only responsible for Cohen's defense efforts; and that once Cohen pled guilty, he was no longer making a defense, and they could not continue paying as that might be considered making efforts in furtherance of a crime, which would void the contract as contrary to public policy.

I also suspect that a judge reading or hearing that argument might instruct a bailiff to defenestrate the submitting counsel.
 
2019-03-07 01:18:46 PM  

ginandbacon: Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::

I...hang on, do you have any gin and bacon?


There's bacon in my salad so i'm getting a kick.
 
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2019-03-07 01:19:01 PM  

biohazard918: somedude210: what for? Defamation of character?

"Cohen argues that the Trump Organization, where Cohen worked for roughly a decade as an executive vice president and special counsel to Trump, had a "contractual agreement" to compensate Cohen and "to pay attorneys' fees and costs" incurred by Cohen related to his work "with and on behalf of" company officials."

"Cohen claims that the Trump Organization owes him $1.9 million in unpaid legal fees and costs. On top of that, Cohen says he is owed an additional $1.9 million that he has been ordered to forfeit "as part of his criminal sentence arising from conduct undertaken" at the behest of the Trump Organization."


Ha ha ha ha ha... he is still going to get his Trump payday.   Don't con a con artist..

LALALALALALA
 
2019-03-07 01:19:09 PM  

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2019-03-07 01:19:13 PM  
Trump has that bad assed fixer named...
Whoops. Forget it.

Trump: Giuliani. Handle this
Giuliani: Sure boss. Uh, how much should I give him? Do we include a tip?
 
2019-03-07 01:19:19 PM  

NewportBarGuy: somedude210: what for? Defamation of character?

Definition of character... heh


That's what I get for not reading comments first.
 
2019-03-07 01:19:34 PM  
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2019-03-07 01:19:45 PM  
Out of everything that happened, the one thing that will bring him down is a $130,000 payment to keep someone quiet.  Just to put that in perspective....  Based on the average cost per square foot in Trump Tower NYC, $130,000 is about the cost of a 75 square foot apartment.
 
2019-03-07 01:19:46 PM  

biohazard918: somedude210: what for? Defamation of character?

"Cohen argues that the Trump Organization, where Cohen worked for roughly a decade as an executive vice president and special counsel to Trump, had a "contractual agreement" to compensate Cohen and "to pay attorneys' fees and costs" incurred by Cohen related to his work "with and on behalf of" company officials."

"Cohen claims that the Trump Organization owes him $1.9 million in unpaid legal fees and costs. On top of that, Cohen says he is owed an additional $1.9 million that he has been ordered to forfeit "as part of his criminal sentence arising from conduct undertaken" at the behest of the Trump Organization."


He may get the first $1.9 million if it's owed to him, but no judge on Earth is going to order damages related to your farkin' criminal activity, Mike.
 
2019-03-07 01:19:48 PM  
Cohen is a shiat bag but I hope he wins and gets a lot of money.
 
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2019-03-07 01:19:58 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Everything is really picking up pace now that Cohen has testified and the House is back in Dem control.
We may have finally got out of the end of 2nd act rut, and are on to the start of the redemption arc 3rd act.


Unfortunately Reality TV doesn't follow normal story structure.
...and for the life of me I can't find a picture of a politician saving a cat.
 
2019-03-07 01:20:05 PM  

markie_farkie: OldRod: https://thehill.com/policy/national-se​curity/433060-cohen-files-lawsuit-agai​nst-trump-organization

He's suing for unpaid legal expenses?  LOL, good luck getting that paid

Better to get it on the record so when Trump's (puny) assets are liquidated, Cohen gets his seat at the table for at least a fraction of what he's owed.


That's what happens in bankruptcy. When the government seized your corrupt organization's assets, there's no next in line.
 
2019-03-07 01:20:21 PM  

ginandbacon: Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::

I...hang on, do you have any gin and bacon?


I have wine... and popcorn. I might be able to scrounge up some vodak and fruit juice :0)
 
2019-03-07 01:20:26 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: ginandbacon: Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::

I...hang on, do you have any gin and bacon?

There's bacon in my salad so i'm getting a kick.


Is it blue cheese dressing?
 
2019-03-07 01:20:39 PM  

Laughing Budda: SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF NEW YORK MICHAEL D. COHEN,Plaintiff,v.TRUMP ORGANIZATION LLC,Defendant.COMPLAINT Index No. ________________________ JURY DEMANDED Michael D. Cohen ("Mr. Cohen"), by and through undersigned counsel, for his Complaint against Trump Organization LLC (the "Trump Organization" or the "Organization"), respectfully alleges as follows: NATURE OF THE ACTION 1.This action arises from the Trump Organization's failure to meet its indemnification obligations under a contractual agreement between the Trump Organization and Mr. Cohen, pursuant to which the Trump Organization agreed to indemnify Mr. Cohen and to pay attorneys' fees and costs incurred by Mr. Cohen in connection with various matters arising from Mr. Cohen's work with and on behalf of the Organization and its principals, directors, and officers.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Discovery is going to be wonderful!


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2019-03-07 01:20:46 PM  
No need to sue TO, just file a lien.
 
2019-03-07 01:20:55 PM  

ginandbacon: TheDarkSaintOfGin: ginandbacon: Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::

I...hang on, do you have any gin and bacon?

There's bacon in my salad so i'm getting a kick.

Is it blue cheese dressing?


Balsamic
 
2019-03-07 01:21:57 PM  

OldRod: https://thehill.com/policy/national-s​e​curity/433060-cohen-files-lawsuit-agai​nst-trump-organization

He's suing for unpaid legal expenses?  LOL, good luck getting that paid


1.  Suing for breach of contract.
Assuming that Cohen didn't write the contract (like he did the Stormy Daniels NDA), this is legit & I bet he wins.
2.  I definitely ANAL, but based on fact that Donny instructed Trump.org to purchase his portrait at auction.... Trump has used Trump.org as his personal piggy bank, this piercing the separation of Legal Entities.
Therefore, Cohen has a case to pursue Donny if Trump.org declares bankruptcy.
//discovery will be a biatch to any party trying to keep secrets (Trump).
/:This might actually be part of the strategy to Tuck Frump.

BAM!
 
2019-03-07 01:22:01 PM  

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Patriotic Woodpecker?
 
2019-03-07 01:22:16 PM  
Jesus, stop linking to Tweets with no farking content. The "link" doesn't have anything either.

There are ANY number of other sources that have an ACTUAL story:
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/03/07/micha​e​l-cohen-sues-trump-organization-in-new​-york-top-court.html
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/article​s/2019-03-07/michael-cohen-sues-trump-​organization-in-new-york-court
https://www.axios.com/michael-cohen-s​u​es-trump-organization-6abb22b4-9e1d-45​6b-aa4b-ffc47dddfbe0.html
http://time.com/5547328/michael-cohen​-​sues-trump-organization/

...and so on.

From the Twatter link? Nothing, just that he's suing them.
 
2019-03-07 01:23:10 PM  
So, basically this:

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but with 'knock the crap out of them' replaced with 'violate campaign finance laws to hide that time I paid a porn star to spank me."
 
2019-03-07 01:23:23 PM  

Alassra: ginandbacon: Alassra: :: waiting for the laughing grim reaper that seems to always appear ::

:: offers popcorn and milk duds ::

I...hang on, do you have any gin and bacon?

I have wine... and popcorn. I might be able to scrounge up some vodak and fruit juice :0)


I will meet you on the couch in ten--I'm just gonna get some pancakes and strawberries. And whipped cream and syrup. And some caviar.
 
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