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(Page Six)   There is a bitter divorce and there is hanging a 42-foot-by-24-foot photo of you and your new wife on the tallest residential tower in the western hemisphere to spite your ex-wife divorce   (pagesix.com) divider line
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2019-03-07 08:40:49 AM  
He sounds like a grade A dick.
 
2019-03-07 09:08:21 AM  
Temporary insanity is a part of the grieving process.  Fight it, dont embrace it
 
2019-03-07 09:31:27 AM  
So we're saying commercial real estate developers are often douches?

Who knew!?
 
2019-03-07 09:45:46 AM  
Is punctuation no longer allowed in titles if it's not let me know I just want to make sure I know the rules what do yall  think of the lakers huh
 
2019-03-07 10:05:53 AM  
WELCOME TO HELL...

Countess Luann - Money Can't Buy You Class
Youtube kEDvlSAMhQU
 
2019-03-07 10:23:15 AM  
He's an 80 year old billionaire and he's not marrying a 24 year old Playboy model?
What's wrong with this picture?
 
2019-03-07 10:26:12 AM  
The portrait of the two lovebirds stretches 42 feet by 24 feet, and is a photo by the famed Parisian firm Studio Harcourt.

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HARCOURT!  HARCOURT FENTON MUDD!  What have you been up to? Have you been drinking again? You answer me!  You miserable, conniving toad!  Staying out all night then giving me some silly story.
 
2019-03-07 10:27:25 AM  

Astorix: He sounds like a grade A dick.


That's not entirely fair.  We don't know what his ex-wife is like.  For all we know, she could totally have it coming.
 
2019-03-07 10:46:51 AM  

Astorix: He sounds like a grade A dick.


Looks like an Upgrayedd.
 
2019-03-07 10:55:11 AM  

dittybopper: The portrait of the two lovebirds stretches 42 feet by 24 feet, and is a photo by the famed Parisian firm Studio Harcourt.

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HARCOURT!  HARCOURT FENTON MUDD!  What have you been up to? Have you been drinking again? You answer me!  You miserable, conniving toad!  Staying out all night then giving me some silly story.


Is it wrong that I've thought of getting a Stella Mudd RealDoll?
 
2019-03-07 11:10:04 AM  
One percenter world problems.
 
2019-03-07 11:34:46 AM  

edmo: One percenter world problems.


One percenter?  They wish they had such problems.  He's a one one hundreth of a percenter.
 
2019-03-07 11:37:51 AM  
Money money money money money.
Didn't some wise people say some things about the love of money?

And he traded her in for somebody 20 years younger. There's nothing more predictable than a man's dick, and even more predictable than that is the dick of a man with money. It even forgets about money sometimes.
Until 10 minutes after the orgasm, and then it's all her fault again.

And a lot of you guys wish you could do the same things.
 
2019-03-07 11:53:30 AM  

cryinoutloud: Money money money money money.
Didn't some wise people say some things about the love of money?


That it makes the World go 'round?

Monty Python's Money Song (with lyrics)
Youtube 2Owuk3cZGtQ
 
2019-03-07 11:55:59 AM  

cryinoutloud: And he traded her in for somebody 20 years younger. There's nothing more predictable than a man's dick


So, let me get this straight:  He traded in a post-menopausal wife who probably says "No" every time he wants sex for a pre-menopausal one who will presumably at least occasionally say "Yes"?

What a farkin' *MONSTER*.  He should have just cheated on his wife instead!
 
2019-03-07 12:04:51 PM  
This guy RULES.
 
2019-03-07 01:23:38 PM  

Catlenfell: He's an 80 year old billionaire and he's not marrying a 24 year old Playboy model?
What's wrong with this picture?


If I was an 80 year old billionaire, absolutely nothing wrong with that picture.

Now, someone that obsessed with his ex-wife probably shouldn't be getting married, since he's not going to be able to fully commit emotionally to his new wife. But then again, at 80 with the chance to marry much younger hottie, you gotta do that.
 
2019-03-07 03:25:47 PM  

SurfaceTension: at 80 with the chance to marry much younger hottie, you gotta do that.


FTA: Landeau, who is in her early 60s.

I guess it's all in perspective.
 
2019-03-08 12:06:18 AM  
I would have done the same, but I couldn't afford to have film developed after my divorce.
 
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