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2019-03-06 05:32:31 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-03-06 05:35:18 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA​HAHA

Go f*ck yourself, Alan
 
2019-03-06 05:38:45 PM  
Brb- popping popcorn.
 
2019-03-06 05:39:47 PM  
Could this possibly be the reason (or a big reason) why Derpowitz is so defensive of Trump?

I mean, it's not like it ever takes much for Alan to go full contrarian dickhead mode.  But he may have a real reason here.

"I helped your boy Acosta bury this."
 
2019-03-06 05:42:53 PM  
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2019-03-06 05:44:50 PM  
This is the part of the tweet I don't get:

Dershowitz and Giuffre now want the records unsealed; only Maxwell opposes.

Another party in the mix: Mike @Cernovich, whom Giuffre's attorney Paul Cassell described as a professional "slut-shamer" and Dershowitz "proxy" who acts as his "cat's paw."
Cernovich also wants the documents released.
 
2019-03-06 05:47:10 PM  
This doesn't make up for Trebek's news.  But it does put a smile on my face.
 
2019-03-06 05:51:05 PM  
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Every single person involved with Epstein.
 
2019-03-06 05:51:37 PM  
Remainder of the thread so far:

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2019-03-06 05:57:16 PM  
Lulz
 
2019-03-06 05:58:08 PM  
Every thread lately could just be the laughing reaper puppet.
 
2019-03-06 05:58:12 PM  
So, if Derpywit isn't opposing the motion to release at this point, how does this leave him Farked? Merely because his only hope is that what's in there isn't as bad as the rumors?
 
2019-03-06 05:58:32 PM  
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2019-03-06 05:58:34 PM  
So you're telling me the pedophile ring that was supposedly run by the Democrats out of a pizza parlor is actually run by highly connected Republicans.

The projection of the Republicans never ceases to amaze me. I can't wait to see the next thing that they accuse the Democrats of doing so we can all point and laugh when the proof comes out that it was the Republicans all along.
 
2019-03-06 05:59:09 PM  
Epstein's former clients like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton might be farked. If they've had anything to do with underage girls, they deserve to be.
 
2019-03-06 06:01:23 PM  
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2019-03-06 06:01:45 PM  
Bonus? More like gobs of icing on the cake.
 
2019-03-06 06:01:54 PM  
WTF is "more TK"?
 
2019-03-06 06:02:08 PM  
can i rephrase the gobs of icing part
 
stk
2019-03-06 06:02:52 PM  
Oh fark yes. Hang them all, take their money, and give every penny to the victims and their families.
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2019-03-06 06:02:53 PM  

Diogenes: Could this possibly be the reason (or a big reason) why Derpowitz is so defensive of Trump?

I mean, it's not like it ever takes much for Alan to go full contrarian dickhead mode.  But he may have a real reason here.

"I helped your boy Acosta bury this."


Alanis running scared. First he said it was a smear job on him to unseal the records.

So now he is trying to get ahead of the game "unseal them" which they have not been unsealed yet, so if they are not he can say "see I asked for them to be unsealed."

Then when they are unsealed Fox news is gonna say"see another clinton pedophile, but great lawyer though."
 
2019-03-06 06:02:56 PM  
Dickowitz reminds me of Jimmy's brother in Better Call Saul. So full of shiat, so pompous and arrogant. But this is the light at the end of the tunnel.

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2019-03-06 06:02:56 PM  
Oh no!! All those Vineyard parties he won't be invite to noooo!!!

Hahahaha... I hope he goes down hard.
 
2019-03-06 06:03:02 PM  

Catlenfell: Epstein's former clients like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton might be farked. If they've had anything to do with underage girls, they deserve to be.


Burn anyone and everyone who took part in this.
 
2019-03-06 06:03:45 PM  

Catlenfell: Epstein's former clients like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton might be farked. If they've had anything to do with underage girls, they deserve to be.


absolutely.

Burn them all. Don't let cernoviths slut shame the victims in the interim.
 
2019-03-06 06:03:54 PM  
"You can't possibly be serious," Judge Cabranes told an attorney for Maxwell, who wanted the entire record to remain sealed.

*wiping up barlywine*

Ohhh,,, this is going to be good. I hope my wife understands...
 
2019-03-06 06:03:59 PM  

DoctorCal: WTF is "more TK"?


more to come?
 
2019-03-06 06:04:53 PM  

Weatherkiss: [i.imgur.com image 470x254]


So you're not on the fence anymore? Because absolutely any protection is better than getting slivers in your you-know-what...
 
2019-03-06 06:05:05 PM  

DoctorCal: WTF is "more TK"?


TK-421 why aren't you at your post?!
 
2019-03-06 06:05:05 PM  

DoctorCal: WTF is "more TK"?


More Total Knockouts or More Team Killing.
 
2019-03-06 06:05:31 PM  

gameshowhost: Bonus? More like gobs of icing on the cake.


That's not icing.

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2019-03-06 06:05:43 PM  
I'm not sure if it's this:
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Or this:
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But I do know this:
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2019-03-06 06:06:26 PM  

red230: So you're telling me the pedophile ring that was supposedly run by the Democrats out of a pizza parlor is actually run by highly connected Republicans.

The projection of the Republicans never ceases to amaze me. I can't wait to see the next thing that they accuse the Democrats of doing so we can all point and laugh when the proof comes out that it was the Republicans all along.


Also I give absolutely zero shiats (from a political perspective) if Bill Clinton is also involved and gets caught up in this.

People are like BILL WAS ON THE SEX PLANE TOO and I'm like FINE IF HE WAS INVOLVED HE CAN ALSO GO TO PRISON.
 
2019-03-06 06:07:03 PM  
some folks are going to be watching the R Kelly meltdown to prepare their own
 
2019-03-06 06:07:14 PM  
I've not been following this very closely, but why would AD suddenly WANT the docs unsealed?
 
2019-03-06 06:07:45 PM  

JoshuaShrubbery: Dickowitz reminds me of Jimmy's brother in Better Call Saul. So full of shiat, so pompous and arrogant. But this is the light at the end of the tunnel.


Is that light a Coleman lantern?
 
2019-03-06 06:08:00 PM  
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2019-03-06 06:08:08 PM  

raerae1980: I've not been following this very closely, but why would AD suddenly WANT the docs unsealed?


7D chess, of course.
 
2019-03-06 06:10:39 PM  

CitizenReserveCorps: raerae1980: I've not been following this very closely, but why would AD suddenly WANT the docs unsealed?

7D chess, of course.


because he knows he's really a ball juggler, if ya know what i mean

/he can fit three in his mouth!
 
2019-03-06 06:12:12 PM  
Let me know when the whole damn pedo ring is finally behind bars.
 
2019-03-06 06:13:17 PM  
Always important to remember that Ghislaine Maxwell is the daughter of Semion Mogilevich's former business partner, Robert Maxwell (rip).
And, aside from one client, no one knows whose billions upon billions Epstein was "managing." https://t.co/ma52NErVO7
- Lincoln's Bible (@LincolnsBible) March 6, 2019
 
2019-03-06 06:13:31 PM  

DoctorCal: WTF is "more TK"?


To kum; journalese for "to come." You insert that as a placeholder text so cow orkers know that new copy is on the way.
 
2019-03-06 06:13:54 PM  

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"Time to fap"

I mean, I get it. But based on the subject matter... I... just don't think we can do that with this one.

How 'bout we just get really drunk instead.
 
2019-03-06 06:14:33 PM  

red230: So you're telling me the pedophile ring that was supposedly run by the Democrats out of a pizza parlor is actually run by highly connected Republicans.

The projection of the Republicans never ceases to amaze me. I can't wait to see the next thing that they accuse the Democrats of doing so we can all point and laugh when the proof comes out that it was the Republicans all along.


at this rate the pizza place will be papa john's
 
2019-03-06 06:14:37 PM  

somedude210: CitizenReserveCorps: raerae1980: I've not been following this very closely, but why would AD suddenly WANT the docs unsealed?

7D chess, of course.

because he knows he's really a ball juggler, if ya know what i mean

/he can fit three in his mouth!


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2019-03-06 06:15:19 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Let me know when the whole damn pedo ring is finally behind bars.


Don't worry, we've got them surrounded in the pizza place
 
2019-03-06 06:15:39 PM  

raerae1980: I've not been following this very closely, but why would AD suddenly WANT the docs unsealed?


I think the Tweet up above says it, the one in the thread(Not the one that counts as TFA). But people who use Twitter to deliver news aren't very good at delivering news, so I could be wrong.

I get the impression that it's a gamble. If they won't unseal them, he'll claim that he's being smeared and can't clear his name. If they unseal them, he can claim to be cleared and hope that everyone forgets before the shiat hits the fan. But since the guy writes like a 4th grader, it could mean anything.
 
2019-03-06 06:15:54 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: DoctorCal: WTF is "more TK"?

To kum--


Prhasing!
 
2019-03-06 06:16:17 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: DoctorCal: WTF is "more TK"?

To kum; journalese for "to come." You insert that as a placeholder text so cow orkers know that new copy is on the way.


Why not use TC?
 
2019-03-06 06:16:21 PM  

Mad_Radhu: gameshowhost: Bonus? More like gobs of icing on the cake.

That's not icing.

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