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2019-03-06 04:29:47 PM  
Utah is the Iran of the United States.
 
2019-03-06 04:30:04 PM  
I can't believe they did this!  This is the first step on the slippery slope into moral decay!
 
2019-03-06 04:30:10 PM  
OH thank white Jesus I can finally get it on in Utah.
 
2019-03-06 04:30:59 PM  
I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.
 
2019-03-06 04:31:40 PM  
Even knowing that she (now legally) puts out, doesn't make me wanna go there wanna go there.

/aside from Arches, Joshua Tree,  and all the natural splendor, of course.
 
2019-03-06 04:31:52 PM  
Has anyone ever been charged with this? Curious
 
2019-03-06 04:32:36 PM  
The year is 2019, we have self-driving cars and smartphones. But in the state of Utah in the United States of America, there was still a 41-32 vote over whether having sex outside of marriage should be legal.
 
2019-03-06 04:32:46 PM  

The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.


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Really? Weirdo.
 
2019-03-06 04:33:25 PM  

KangTheMad: Utah is the Iran of the United States.


If that's what it takes to keep Californians out so be it.
 
2019-03-06 04:34:36 PM  
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2019-03-06 04:34:40 PM  
The bill wasn't popular with some of the more conservative members of the Utah House of Representatives. Rep. Merrill Nelson, R-Grantsville, said he objected. So did Rep. Keven Stratton, R-Orem.
"What is legally is often far below what is morally right," Rep. Stratton said. "And I recognize our laws are not strong enough to rule a immoral people."


Oh get over it.
 
2019-03-06 04:34:58 PM  

The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.


If you want to be sandwiched between two of these:
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more power to you. whatever rustles your jimmies.
 
2019-03-06 04:35:00 PM  
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Fornicators!
 
2019-03-06 04:35:04 PM  
"This was the undercroft of the temple," said Bent, leading the way.

"Are you telling me this place doesn't just look like a temple?"

"It was built as a temple, yes, but never used as one."

"Really?" said Moist. "Which god?"

"None, as it turned out. One of the kings of Ankh commanded it to be built about nine hundred years ago," said Bent. "I suppose it was a case of speculative building. That is to say, he had no god in mind."

"He hoped one would turn up?"

"Exactly, sir."

"Like blue-tits?" said Moist, peering around. "This place was a kind of celestial bird box?"

Bent sighed. "You express yourself colorfully, Mr. Lipwig, but I suppose there is some truth there. It didn't work, anyway. Then it got used as storage in case of siege, became an indoor market, and so on, and then Jocatello La Vice got the place when the city defaulted on a loan. It is all in the official history. Isn't the fornication wonderful?"

After quite a lengthy pause, Moist ventured: "Is it?"

"Don't you think so? There's more here than anywhere else in the city, I'm told."

"Really?" said Moist, looking around nervously. "Er...do you have to come down here at some special time?"

"Well, during banking hours usually, but we let groups in by appointment."

"You know," said Moist, "I think this conversation has somehow got away from me..."

Bent waved vaguely at the ceiling.

"I refer to the wonderful vaulting," he said. "The word derives from fornix, meaning 'arch.'"

"Ah! Yes? Right!" said Moist. "You know, I wouldn't be surprised if not many people knew that."
 
2019-03-06 04:35:12 PM  
Well it seems I've committed a crime while I was in Utah for work back in the mid-90s.
 
2019-03-06 04:35:21 PM  
FTFA:"What is legally is often far below what is morally right," Rep. Stratton said. "And I recognize our laws are not strong enough to rule a immoral people."

Nor an uneducated people.
 
2019-03-06 04:35:28 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Even knowing that she (now legally) puts out, doesn't make me wanna go there wanna go there.

/aside from Arches, Joshua Tree,  and all the natural splendor, of course.


Joshua Tree is in California. (No, not Dublin, Bono can go fark himself).
 
2019-03-06 04:35:52 PM  

sunderland56: The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.

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Really? Weirdo.



I was thinking along the lines of two lovely women who attend the University of Utah.

Also:

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2019-03-06 04:36:51 PM  

buzzcut73: Well it seems I've committed a crime while I was in Utah for work back in the mid-90s.


BRB, calling the feds.
 
2019-03-06 04:37:11 PM  

sunderland56: The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.

[img.fark.net image 284x177]
Really? Weirdo.


gophurt: The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.

If you want to be sandwiched between two of these:
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more power to you. whatever rustles your jimmies.



And this is why I love Fark.
 
2019-03-06 04:37:31 PM  

The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.


What?  And leave out the Angles and the Saxons?
 
2019-03-06 04:37:44 PM  

bobadooey: Has anyone ever been charged with this? Curious


Yep


Mathew Faerber, was charged with violating a Utah law which says "any unmarried person who shall voluntarily engage in sexual intercourse with another is guilty of fornication." According to the law, fornication is a class B misdemeanor.

Yocom's office also charged Faerber with a class B misdemeanor for committing a sexual act involving the mouth of one person and the genitals
of another.

https://www.deseretnews.com/article/1​6​9656/ATTORNEY-TRIES-AGAIN-TO-ERASE-FOR​NICATION-LAWS.html
 
2019-03-06 04:39:16 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Even knowing that she (now legally) puts out, doesn't make me wanna go there wanna go there.

/aside from Arches, Joshua Tree,  and all the natural splendor, of course.


Joshua Tree is in California....
 
2019-03-06 04:39:43 PM  
Welcome to the 19th century, Utah.
 
2019-03-06 04:40:25 PM  

The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.


That's a whole branch of porn...is what I've heard.
 
2019-03-06 04:41:48 PM  
So you're saying it will now be under the consent of the king?
 
2019-03-06 04:41:50 PM  

The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.


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2019-03-06 04:44:26 PM  

gunsmack: Welcome to the 19th century, Utah.


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This isn't really accurate any more, though.  It's actually more like 60 years.
 
2019-03-06 04:44:31 PM  
Well that just takes the fun out of it :(
 
2019-03-06 04:44:42 PM  
The Power Station - Get It On (Bang A Gong) (Official Music Video)
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2019-03-06 04:44:55 PM  
...but as a compromise, magic underwear suddenly mandatory for non-Mormon residents.

/I joke, but last summer my wife's country legalized sodomy... and then went ahead and banned all sex toys
//one step forward, two to the side
///tri
 
2019-03-06 04:45:50 PM  

sunderland56: The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.

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Really? Weirdo.


I guess he just prefers the missionary position.
 
2019-03-06 04:46:02 PM  

The_Sponge: sunderland56: The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.

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Really? Weirdo.


I was thinking along the lines of two lovely women who attend the University of Utah.

Also:

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Damn it! I'd say, "Great minds think alike," but mine has never been great. Fair to middling with rare bursts into "Wow, he actually thought of that!?!?".
 
2019-03-06 04:47:09 PM  
FTA:  "What is legally is often far below what is morally right," Rep. Stratton said. "And I recognize our laws are not strong enough to rule a immoral people."

I hate people.  I really do.
 
2019-03-06 04:47:21 PM  

Slypork: The_Sponge: sunderland56: The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.

[img.fark.net image 284x177]
Really? Weirdo.


I was thinking along the lines of two lovely women who attend the University of Utah.

Also:

[img.fark.net image 307x164]

Damn it! I'd say, "Great minds think alike," but mine has never been great. Fair to middling with rare bursts into "Wow, he actually thought of that!?!?".



Heh.
 
2019-03-06 04:47:29 PM  

The_Sponge: I would like to have a threesome with two 20 year old Utes.


That's what Joseph Smith called a slow start.
 
2019-03-06 04:49:18 PM  
"What is legally is often far below what is morally right," Rep. Stratton said. "And I recognize our laws are not strong enough to rule a immoral people."

fark off religious douchebag.
 
2019-03-06 04:49:58 PM  

sunderland56: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Even knowing that she (now legally) puts out, doesn't make me wanna go there wanna go there.

/aside from Arches, Joshua Tree,  and all the natural splendor, of course.

Joshua Tree is in California. (No, not Dublin, Bono can go fark himself).



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"I still haven't f*cking found what I'm f*cking looking for."
 
2019-03-06 04:50:35 PM  
"Everyone, you can now f*ck Utes legally."
"Wait, go back. What did you say?"
 
2019-03-06 04:50:42 PM  
Where are they on butt stuff?
 
2019-03-06 04:51:45 PM  

Pincy: "What is legally is often far below what is morally right," Rep. Stratton said. "And I recognize our laws are not strong enough to rule a immoral people."

fark off religious douchebag.


I fully agree with the first part of his statement.  The second half of his statement is both confusing and non sequitur.  I'm not sure if I should be mad at him or check to see if one side of his face is sagging.
 
2019-03-06 04:53:29 PM  

DrWhy: I can't believe they did this!  This is the first step on the slippery slope into moral decay!


Spilling your seed on the ground also caused a slippery slope.
 
2019-03-06 04:53:51 PM  
Does the bar and bartender still have to hide behind a curtain?
 
2019-03-06 04:55:11 PM  

grokca: DrWhy: I can't believe they did this!  This is the first step on the slippery slope into moral decay!

Spilling your seed on the ground also caused a slippery slope.


Well, don't do it on the side of hill next time, whydoncha?
 
2019-03-06 04:57:34 PM  

Jake Havechek: Where are they on butt stuff?


Some legislators tried to push this issue through some backdoor maneuvering, but in the end they failed and had to pull it out.
 
2019-03-06 04:58:36 PM  
Sorry, subby,

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Bunch of pagans, hedonists and perverts on this site.
And I ... love you all.

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2019-03-06 04:58:56 PM  

DrWhy: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Even knowing that she (now legally) puts out, doesn't make me wanna go there wanna go there.

/aside from Arches, Joshua Tree,  and all the natural splendor, of course.

Joshua Tree is in California....


I am wrong. You are right.

/was thinking Zion.
 
2019-03-06 04:59:00 PM  

Jake Havechek: Where are they on butt stuff?


The Article says consensual Sodomy was already legalized in previous legislation.  Smoke em if you got em.
 
2019-03-06 04:59:17 PM  
I will wait until they repeal the sodomy laws before I publish my erotic memoirs. It got a little risqué once I bought that Volkswagen.
 
2019-03-06 05:00:47 PM  
Utah finally arrives in the 20th century...just one more to go.
 
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