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2019-03-03 08:21:57 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2019-03-03 08:24:58 PM  
Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.
 
2019-03-03 08:27:55 PM  

not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.


Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
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2019-03-03 08:28:32 PM  
To be fair, being a liar and fraudster is what got Trump to keep him on payroll for a decade in the first place.
 
2019-03-03 08:28:38 PM  
For the "Democrats" to interview...
Ahh...that was a bipartisan hearing.
 
2019-03-03 08:28:54 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
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Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.
 
2019-03-03 08:29:29 PM  
He's losing it.
 
2019-03-03 08:31:11 PM  

not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.


I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.
 
2019-03-03 08:33:41 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: For the Democrats to interview in open hearings a convicted liar & fraudster, at the same time as the very important Nuclear Summit with North Korea, is perhaps a new low in American politics and may have contributed to the "walk." Never done when a president is overseas. Shame!


His lies and frauds were done defending you, you moran
 
2019-03-03 08:34:57 PM  
he was lying and committing fraud on your direction
 
2019-03-03 08:36:20 PM  
Hillary Clinton sat for 11 hours being grilled and never even winced.

Trump abandoned a diplomatic affair because somebody else was questioned for 8 hours.

Biggest. Pussy. Ever.
 
2019-03-03 08:37:18 PM  

skozlaw: Hillary Clinton sat for 11 hours being grilled and never even winced.

Trump abandoned a diplomatic affair because somebody else was questioned for 8 hours.

Biggest. Pussy. Ever.


Just wait until Jr or Ivanka are called to testify. Trump will blow a gasket.
 
2019-03-03 08:39:42 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
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I don't know to 'smart' that or 'funny' that.

/did both
 
2019-03-03 08:41:35 PM  

optikeye: For the "Democrats" to interview...
Ahh...that was a bipartisan hearing.


To be fair, "bipartisan" is one of the code words that switches on Dump's Hydra-controlled brainwashing. 

Longing.
Rusted.
Furnace.
Daybreak.
Seventeen.
Bipartisan.
Nine.
Homecoming.
One.
Freight Car.
 
2019-03-03 08:42:42 PM  
Convicted, will be convicted, they are both criminals.  The only reason he isn't in jail right now are a string of SLAPP lawsuits and settling before cases go to trial.  That option is off the table now.
 
2019-03-03 08:43:19 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: optikeye: For the "Democrats" to interview...
Ahh...that was a bipartisan hearing.

To be fair, "bipartisan" is one of the code words that switches on Dump's Hydra-controlled brainwashing. 

Longing.
Rusted.
Furnace.
Daybreak.
Seventeen.
Bipartisan.
Nine.
Homecoming.
One.
Freight Car.


You forgot covfefe.
 
2019-03-03 08:44:30 PM  

HedlessChickn: North_Central_Positronics: optikeye: For the "Democrats" to interview...
Ahh...that was a bipartisan hearing.

To be fair, "bipartisan" is one of the code words that switches on Dump's Hydra-controlled brainwashing. 

Longing.
Rusted.
Furnace.
Daybreak.
Seventeen.
Bipartisan.
Nine.
Homecoming.
One.
Freight Car.

You forgot covfefe.


Lost in translation from the original Russian.
 
2019-03-03 08:44:32 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.

I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.


I know I miss the days of if I unplugged and don't watch the news for three days the world hadn't had gasoline poured on the fire.
 
2019-03-03 08:45:43 PM  

NeoCortex42: skozlaw: Hillary Clinton sat for 11 hours being grilled and never even winced.

Trump abandoned a diplomatic affair because somebody else was questioned for 8 hours.

Biggest. Pussy. Ever.

Just wait until Jr or Ivanka are called to testify. Trump will blow a gasket.


I want "I'm Eric" to testify. All Schiff would have to do is pull a Bugs Bunny

"Did you collude with Russia?"
"No"
"Yes you did"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes! Damn it yes we did"
 
2019-03-03 08:46:34 PM  

not enough beer: I know I miss the days of if I unplugged and don't watch the news for three days the world hadn't had gasoline poured on the fire.


Right? Remember when you didn't check your phone first thing in the AM just to see what that dumb fark managed to completely destroy?
 
2019-03-03 08:46:40 PM  
I'd this treason yet?
 
2019-03-03 08:54:08 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I'd this treason yet?


Would not treason it. Way below my standards.
 
2019-03-03 08:54:37 PM  
He's lying again. Kim walked, not him. The reviews of the summit were scathing. So now he is going to shift the blame to the democrats for conducting the hearing and sabotaging the whole thing.

What a farking asshole.
 
2019-03-03 08:55:32 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: I know I miss the days of if I unplugged and don't watch the news for three days the world hadn't had gasoline poured on the fire.

Right? Remember when you didn't check your phone first thing in the AM just to see what that dumb fark managed to completely destroy?


I wish I could say this shiat would wake people up and we would go back to boring and not but I am not that naive.
 
2019-03-03 08:56:05 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.

I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.


Have you forgotten just how evil Obama truly was?
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-03-03 08:58:05 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.

I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.

Have you forgotten just how evil Obama truly was?
[img.fark.net image 850x553]


I had never seen that photo before. That is hilarious.
 
2019-03-03 08:59:02 PM  

whither_apophis: NeoCortex42: skozlaw: Hillary Clinton sat for 11 hours being grilled and never even winced.

Trump abandoned a diplomatic affair because somebody else was questioned for 8 hours.

Biggest. Pussy. Ever.

Just wait until Jr or Ivanka are called to testify. Trump will blow a gasket.

I want "I'm Eric" to testify. All Schiff would have to do is pull a Bugs Bunny

"Did you collude with Russia?"
"No"
"Yes you did"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes! Damn it yes we did"


I still think that if Trump is actually cross examined on the stand he could crack like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men. "You're damn right I colluded with Russia!"
 
2019-03-03 09:00:42 PM  

not enough beer: Carter Pewterschmidt: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.

I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.

Have you forgotten just how evil Obama truly was?
[img.fark.net image 850x553]

I had never seen that photo before. That is hilarious.


I'd love to have seen video of it.
 
2019-03-03 09:02:57 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: not enough beer: Carter Pewterschmidt: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.

I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.

Have you forgotten just how evil Obama truly was?
[img.fark.net image 850x553]

I had never seen that photo before. That is hilarious.

I'd love to have seen video of it.


There is a president I would love to have a beer with.
 
2019-03-03 09:02:59 PM  
Nice for everyone to know that if you want to derail foreign policy you just have to start kicking over rocks behind the Trump Org.
 
2019-03-03 09:04:01 PM  
"Your" "President," ladies and gentlemen.
 
2019-03-03 09:04:21 PM  
Keep whining, fat man.
 
2019-03-03 09:04:29 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: whither_apophis: NeoCortex42: skozlaw: Hillary Clinton sat for 11 hours being grilled and never even winced.

Trump abandoned a diplomatic affair because somebody else was questioned for 8 hours.

Biggest. Pussy. Ever.

Just wait until Jr or Ivanka are called to testify. Trump will blow a gasket.

I want "I'm Eric" to testify. All Schiff would have to do is pull a Bugs Bunny

"Did you collude with Russia?"
"No"
"Yes you did"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes! Damn it yes we did"

I still think that if Trump is actually cross examined on the stand he could crack like Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men. "You're damn right I colluded with Russia!"


I picture Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny.

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2019-03-03 09:04:34 PM  
What was scheduled first the hearing or the summit?  I seem to remember Congress wanting to interview Cohen a lot earlier, but they had to reschedule it since certain madmen were threatening Cohen's family.
 
2019-03-03 09:05:24 PM  
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2019-03-03 09:05:51 PM  
We're just one SNL sketch away from Nuclear War.
 
2019-03-03 09:06:15 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: not enough beer: Carter Pewterschmidt: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: Holy shiat. Hey Trumpers tell me about how tough this guy is again. This dude is the thinnest skinned farker to ever walk on earth. Congrats now our enemies know what it takes to completely distract you. Please do us all a favor and resign.

Thank god we didn't let a woman run things, that would have been a disaster.
[img.fark.net image 290x176]

Right. I would hate to have stable boring leadership. I prefer going what the fark is wrong with this dude everyday when I wake up.

I miss Obama.  Between arugula, spicy mustard, and tan suits... those were delightful scandals in comparison.

Have you forgotten just how evil Obama truly was?
[img.fark.net image 850x553]

I had never seen that photo before. That is hilarious.

I'd love to have seen video of it.


There wasn't video that was taken by the official WH photographer, forget his name right now though.
 
2019-03-03 09:06:17 PM  
Convicted liar and fraudster? Sounds like a bad dude.

What exactly were the lies and fraud for again?  My memory is so fuzzy.  I mean, no one would keep a liar and fraudster on their staff after it was known that they were.
 
2019-03-03 09:07:06 PM  
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Grow the fark up you whiney little man-child. Christ I still can't figure why you didn't have a "bathtub accident" when you were a pod.
 
2019-03-03 09:07:13 PM  

optikeye: For the "Democrats" to interview...
Ahh...that was a bipartisan hearing.


In his defense, the Republicans didn't do a lot of actual interviewing, just a lot of posturing and fishing for soundbites while ranting about boxes and hypothetical book deals.
 
2019-03-03 09:07:52 PM  
I can't wait for the Weisselberg hearings. Closed-door, though, I bet.
 
2019-03-03 09:08:00 PM  
It's funny, cause conservatives love that Dinesh guy, and he's been convicted. They also continue to enjoy the company of Oliver North, yeah, he was convicted too. There's a parade of people with baggage that the GOP consistently look past because the views still jive with their narrative. Unbelievable.
 
2019-03-03 09:08:01 PM  
Pussygrabber grabs himself?
 
2019-03-03 09:08:26 PM  

skozlaw: Hillary Clinton sat for 11 hours being grilled and never even winced.

Trump abandoned a diplomatic affair because somebody else was questioned for 8 hours.

Biggest. Pussy. Ever.


That's a pretty terrible thing to say about vaginas.
 
2019-03-03 09:08:42 PM  

mrshowrules: he was lying and committing fraud on your direction


"This guy lied when he said I wasn't a crook! Clearly he can't be trusted!"
 
2019-03-03 09:09:58 PM  
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2019-03-03 09:10:35 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: I know I miss the days of if I unplugged and don't watch the news for three days the world hadn't had gasoline poured on the fire.

Right? Remember when you didn't check your phone first thing in the AM just to see what that dumb fark managed to completely destroy?


Every morning I hit that WaPo app button hoping against hope that piece of shiat is in a coma at best.
 
2019-03-03 09:10:56 PM  
So the talks were a failure...but you blame democrats...Yeah, you have the temperament to run the country...Trump, worthless POS
 
2019-03-03 09:11:52 PM  

ThePea: Markoff_Cheney: not enough beer: I know I miss the days of if I unplugged and don't watch the news for three days the world hadn't had gasoline poured on the fire.

Right? Remember when you didn't check your phone first thing in the AM just to see what that dumb fark managed to completely destroy?

Every morning I hit that WaPo app button hoping against hope that piece of shiat is in a coma at best.


I am on MST so by the time I wake up at 8 Trump has typically been twitter shiatting for 4 hours at that point.
 
2019-03-03 09:12:16 PM  
Such leadership. Such grace under fire. 🙄

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