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2019-03-02 05:24:52 PM  
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2019-03-02 05:43:01 PM  
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Even her blow up doll was shocked.
 
2019-03-02 05:43:50 PM  
So she's a gay porn hound?
 
2019-03-02 05:59:55 PM  
No link to the video?

Useless.
 
2019-03-02 06:46:56 PM  
What kind of website is wifey visiting, anyway?
 
2019-03-02 07:31:32 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What kind of website is wifey visiting, anyway?


Are you asking for a friend?
 
2019-03-02 07:47:05 PM  
God this is so fake and staged. There are so so so so many gay and everything porn videos, that there is no no no no way she could have found it randomly.
 
2019-03-02 08:12:29 PM  
"He said he has a meth problem and that it 'turns him gay'.

Well THAT is bullshiat.
 
2019-03-02 08:16:55 PM  
Did he at least swallow?
 
2019-03-02 08:19:01 PM  

Kevin72: God this is so fake and staged. There are so so so so many gay and everything porn videos, that there is no no no no way she could have found it randomly.


Why whatever gave you that idea?

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//Hey guys! I found this article that claims Elvis is alive, and he's been subpoenaed by the Mueller investigation!
 
2019-03-02 08:19:12 PM  
This seems totally real and not a complete fiction.
 
2019-03-02 08:19:31 PM  
Now I don't believe gay porn or weddings exist :( Thanks Sun
 
2019-03-02 08:19:36 PM  
Why?
 
2019-03-02 08:20:00 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: "He said he has a meth problem and that it 'turns him gay'.

Well THAT is bullshiat.


Depends how desperate he was for meth.
 
2019-03-02 08:20:03 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: "He said he has a meth problem and that it 'turns him gay'.

Well THAT is bullshiat.


Has Ted Haggard resurfaced?
 
2019-03-02 08:20:09 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Did he at least swallow?


Spitters are quitters
 
2019-03-02 08:20:35 PM  

Kevin72: God this is so fake and staged. There are so so so so many gay and everything porn videos, that there is no no no no way she could have found it randomly.


You're kidding right? This is the age of information gathering internet. It knows who she is and would cater direction to her interests.

It knows when you are sleeping.
It knows when you are awake.
It knows just what you want see.
So never search just for your sake.
 
2019-03-02 08:21:34 PM  

AquaTatanka: drjekel_mrhyde: Did he at least swallow?

Spitters are quitters


Not if they're using the spitting to once again prime the pump.
 
2019-03-02 08:27:34 PM  
"I called off from work too "

No American in the history of ever has used those words in that combination.  If this story was Inglorious Basterds, the writer of TFA just held up the wrong fingers and the SS guy knows you're full of shiat.
 
2019-03-02 08:29:08 PM  

Fabric_Man: Kevin72: God this is so fake and staged. There are so so so so many gay and everything porn videos, that there is no no no no way she could have found it randomly.

Why whatever gave you that idea?

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//Hey guys! I found this article that claims Elvis is alive, and he's been subpoenaed by the Mueller investigation!


Yeah, I guess this time they got caught with their pants down. In spite of their reputation, I frequently find the Sun decently informative. But this was just beyond belief, NTTIAWWT.
 
2019-03-02 08:31:30 PM  
So, "The Sun" is reporting this based off of something posted on Reddit's Relationship Advice Forum?  Now I doubt the existence of wedding rings, gay men, and porn.  I'm going to have to reassure myself about those last two.  I'm going to go reassure myself reeeeeeal good.
 
2019-03-02 08:31:48 PM  

HMS_Blinkin: "He said he has a meth problem and that it 'turns him gay'.

Well THAT is bullshiat.


Did you forget about Ted Haggard?

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2019-03-02 08:33:07 PM  

SiriusClown: AquaTatanka: drjekel_mrhyde: Did he at least swallow?

Spitters are quitters

Not if they're using the spitting to once again prime the pump.


Say, didn't Trump coin the phrase, "prim(ing) the pump"?
 
2019-03-02 08:33:38 PM  

GRCooper: "I called off from work too "

No American in the history of ever has used those words in that combination.  If this story was Inglorious Basterds, the writer of TFA just held up the wrong fingers and the SS guy knows you're full of shiat.


Is it a shibboleth where Americans "call out" while British "call off"?
 
2019-03-02 08:36:54 PM  
Posting on Reddit's Relationship Advice forum, the anonymous American woman revealed she "was watching gay porn while my husband slept" only to "click on a random video" and discover her partner was the star.

He probably found out and was like, "Well, two can play at this game"

Then starred in so many gay porns that it was impossible for her not to find at least one.

Now that they're even he can go back to being straight except now he has millions of dollars.
 
2019-03-02 08:37:40 PM  
Something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!
 
2019-03-02 08:37:42 PM  
"He said he has a meth problem and that it 'turns him gay'.

Well, who hasn't been in that boat?


Wait, what!?!
 
2019-03-02 08:38:35 PM  
I hear some women find some gay porn pretty damn hot.

This is the 2019 version of the epic 1979 ballad about marital boredom leading to a stab at infidelity, ending in a surprise appreciation of the hidden facets and charms of one's spouse. Let's hope these kids have a happy ending just like Rupert Holmes imagined 40 years ago.

/kids these days have no idea what a personal column is

Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Piña Colada Song '80)
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2019-03-02 08:46:16 PM  

freetomato: I hear some women find some gay porn pretty damn hot.


That's probably the first time I've heard it, which is what made me skeptical of the reddit post, but I also accept the fact that we live on a crazy planet inhabited by billions of people with a variety tastes.
 
2019-03-02 08:49:02 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Did he at least swallow?


The other guy has such a high sperm count he had to chew before swallowing.
 
2019-03-02 08:49:18 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What kind of website is wifey visiting, anyway?


Wifey or Wifey's sister?
 
2019-03-02 08:50:26 PM  
Should that have img.fark.net tag?
 
2019-03-02 08:51:08 PM  

strife: freetomato: I hear some women find some gay porn pretty damn hot.

That's probably the first time I've heard it, which is what made me skeptical of the reddit post, but I also accept the fact that we live on a crazy planet inhabited by billions of people with a variety tastes.


Can confirm.
 
2019-03-02 08:51:13 PM  

mrmopar5287: GRCooper: "I called off from work too "

No American in the history of ever has used those words in that combination.  If this story was Inglorious Basterds, the writer of TFA just held up the wrong fingers and the SS guy knows you're full of shiat.

Is it a shibboleth where Americans "call out" while British "call off"?


Yes
 
2019-03-02 08:55:09 PM  
My then-gf once emailed me a screenshot of the porn she was watching, and it was definitely a girl she knew and went to high school with.

/I was in the computer lab at university and opened the pic, not knowing what it was.
 
2019-03-02 08:55:34 PM  

freetomato: /kids these days have no idea what a personal column is


So that's what adults call it
 
2019-03-02 08:57:26 PM  

strife: freetomato: I hear some women find some gay porn pretty damn hot.

That's probably the first time I've heard it, which is what made me skeptical of the reddit post, but I also accept the fact that we live on a crazy planet inhabited by billions of people with a variety tastes.


The Mrs likes it. It starts her engine, so yay for gay!
 
2019-03-02 08:57:54 PM  
Seems obvious. You could get lube under it, and and the ring could become lost inside your partner. You wouldn't want that, he doesn't want that.

Hmm. Does the women have to pay for the man's ring? Because while she probably wouldn't mind her man fisting other men, she might become angry about the ring being lost if she paid for it.
 
2019-03-02 08:58:11 PM  
This has got 'the Sun is there' making shiat up for clicks all over it
Let me get this right, a woman in a supposedly committed relationship just happens to be perusing gay male porn while her dude slept and discovers whatever
 
2019-03-02 08:58:47 PM  
Out of the billions of hours of porn on the internet, she stumbles onto the 10 minute clip featuring her husband...

Uh huh.
 
2019-03-02 09:00:07 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: No link to the video?

Useless.


For once I read the title before clicking.

Probably for the best the video isn't linked, but I'm assuming it's there anyway and not clicking.
 
2019-03-02 09:03:34 PM  

berylman: Let me get this right, a woman in a supposedly committed relationship just happens to be perusing gay male porn while her dude slept and discovers whatever


Uh, yes. I can't think of a single female friend of mine - straight and committed or otherwise - who hasn't told me that they enjoy gay (male) porn. How is this any different than men watching lesbian porn?
 
2019-03-02 09:07:28 PM  
Doubters are just jealous of size of her collection
 
2019-03-02 09:08:31 PM  

slantsix: Uh, yes. I can't think of a single female friend of mine - straight and committed or otherwise - who hasn't told me that they enjoy gay (male) porn. How is this any different than men watching lesbian porn?


Heh I'm not saying the story is entirely implausible I'm just multiplying the probability factors involved.
/amateur actuarian
 
2019-03-02 09:08:40 PM  
The tag promised boobies. The tag lied.
 
2019-03-02 09:11:51 PM  

mrmopar5287: GRCooper: "I called off from work too "

No American in the history of ever has used those words in that combination.  If this story was Inglorious Basterds, the writer of TFA just held up the wrong fingers and the SS guy knows you're full of shiat.

Is it a shibboleth where Americans "call out" while British "call off"?


"Call in" is what I would say if I could take a sick day.
 
2019-03-02 09:14:32 PM  

berylman: slantsix: Uh, yes. I can't think of a single female friend of mine - straight and committed or otherwise - who hasn't told me that they enjoy gay (male) porn. How is this any different than men watching lesbian porn?

Heh I'm not saying the story is entirely implausible I'm just multiplying the probability factors involved.
/amateur actuarian


It's unlikely your wife will find your gay porn.  But it's certain that someone's wife will find your gay porn.
 
2019-03-02 09:15:42 PM  

mrparks: she might become angry about the ring being lost


Advice someone gave me about wedding rings: purchase 5 of them. Wear one, keep one in your desk at work, keep one in your vehicle, keep one in your safe deposit box, and keep one at your best friend's house. If you ever lose the one you are wearing, say nothing to your wife and immediately go to the nearest backup to put it on.
 
2019-03-02 09:16:53 PM  

LewDux: freetomato: /kids these days have no idea what a personal column is

So that's what adults call it


The most famous is Nelson's Column.

HA HA!
 
2019-03-02 09:18:57 PM  

GRCooper: "I called off from work too "

No American in the history of ever has used those words in that combination.  If this story was Inglorious Basterds, the writer of TFA just held up the wrong fingers and the SS guy knows you're full of shiat.


I thought the exact same thing. Well, not the Inglorious Bastards part. That was pretty good. But, if you click through to the original reddit post, that's how it was worded. Maybe the woman is British. I don't see anything in the post that says she's American. I'm guessing that's where the sun messed up.
 
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