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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)   In the dictionary, next to the word Enabler, there's a picture of this girl's mother   (okcfox.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Arrest warrant, Holly Albert, Allegation, Warrant, Arrest, Call of the house, Holly Anne, Domestic violence  
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2019-03-02 01:56:48 PM  
The Dumbass tag fits the daughter and both parents, IMHO.
 
2019-03-02 04:06:26 PM  
Unemployed millennial throws phone at mother for not driving her to yoga class

Story is total bullshiat.  There is no way in hell that you could ever pry a phone out of the hand of an unemployed millennial.
 
2019-03-02 04:17:36 PM  
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2019-03-02 04:51:06 PM  

Dr.Fey: Unemployed millennial throws phone at mother for not driving her to yoga class

Story is total bullshiat.  There is no way in hell that you could ever pry a phone out of the hand of an unemployed millennial.


It says it was the house phone, so a landline. No wonder mom got farked up.
 
2019-03-02 05:17:32 PM  
Time to practice some tough love, mom & dad. You let her get away with this and she'll keep being abusive when she doesn't get her way.
 
2019-03-02 05:32:45 PM  
And she was all ready to go. See:

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2019-03-02 05:55:18 PM  
Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.
 
2019-03-02 05:57:42 PM  
Authorities issued an arrest warrant on the day of the alleged assault, but did not manage to arrest Albert until February 2019, 18 months later.

So was mom hiding her? Or did the cops just not care?
 
2019-03-02 05:59:41 PM  
"I believe that it is in Holly Anne's best interest that she continue to reside with us"

Uh, no, you take that DV restraining order and you use the time to serve them with eviction papers and change the locks on the house.
 
2019-03-02 05:59:51 PM  
She's got the crazy eyes but I'd still hit that
 
2019-03-02 06:00:43 PM  
Unemployed millennial throws phone at mother for not driving her to yoga class

All we need is avocado toast for Bitter Boomer Bingo!
 
2019-03-02 06:01:46 PM  
...why did the article feel the need to call her a millenial?

I don't recall a single news article from this past week containing the phrase "baby boomer Michael Cohen"
 
2019-03-02 06:01:56 PM  

puckrock2000: So was mom hiding her? Or did the cops just not care?


It was a warrant put out but not being actively pursued. In other words, "We'll pick her up the next time a cop pinches her for speeding, a burnt out license plate bulb, or comes across her on some other service call where she is dumb enough to give her real name."

She could have immediately returned home and, yes, mom was "hiding" her by not immediately calling police to tell them she was there.
 
2019-03-02 06:03:17 PM  
Hey at least after 30 years mom put her foot down. Then asked the court to be nice, hired a private lawyer, and was prabably the one to promise to pay 5,000$ if her daughter didn't show for court.
 
2019-03-02 06:06:29 PM  

lindalouwho: Dr.Fey: Unemployed millennial throws phone at mother for not driving her to yoga class

Story is total bullshiat.  There is no way in hell that you could ever pry a phone out of the hand of an unemployed millennial.

It says it was the house phone, so a landline. No wonder mom got farked up.


No joke. Those things are heavy.
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2019-03-02 06:08:58 PM  

NateAsbestos: ...why did the article feel the need to call her a millenial?

I don't recall a single news article from this past week containing the phrase "baby boomer Michael Cohen"


Because the article is about the abusive behavior of an entitled mooch who lives with her enabling mother, so it sort of reinforces stereotypes.

I'm sure if Michael Cohens claim to fame was refinancing all the equity out of his house, then demanding a mortgage adjustment because the house was underwater, all while supporting an educational debt system that cannibalize young people, then biatching about said young people and changing all the laws after getting his share..then the articles would mention "boomer".
 
2019-03-02 06:09:03 PM  
The response a proper mom would give: Today, on a very special episode of "Will It Blend"...
 
2019-03-02 06:09:24 PM  
The most shocking thing about this story is that it wasn't from The Onion.
 
2019-03-02 06:10:08 PM  
A universal basic income would help solve this problem.
 
2019-03-02 06:11:18 PM  
Hey not that far from me and in potomac,. What she couldn't find some lobbyist or something to take her off of moms hands?

I wonder what she will do if mom won't make her avocado toast, probably just hulk out.
 
2019-03-02 06:14:24 PM  

NateAsbestos: ...why did the article feel the need to call her a millenial?

I don't recall a single news article from this past week containing the phrase "baby boomer Michael Cohen"


Scroll down to the bottom of the article and you'll see why:

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2019-03-02 06:14:29 PM  
Ahh, typical millennial response is to blame the parents.
 
2019-03-02 06:18:25 PM  

Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.


I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.
 
2019-03-02 06:20:37 PM  

marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.


It's also completely irrelevant
 
2019-03-02 06:23:01 PM  

marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.


It's like the phrase "fake news". It has an actual definition, but conservatives apply it to mean anybody they do not like.
 
2019-03-02 06:23:43 PM  

marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.


In the same way if a dude served in WWII, everyone is a boomer. That's 1947-1970 something. Sure, silent generation, but all old people are boomers. My father claims boomer status as a 69 baby. Generations are stupid.
 
2019-03-02 06:23:56 PM  
FTFA An unemployed millennial threw a telephone at her mother's head because her mom declined to drive her to a yoga class

That kid has anger issues.  If there was just a type of class she was available that would help her work through those issues.
 
2019-03-02 06:25:40 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Time to practice some tough love, mom & dad. You let her get away with this and she'll keep being abusive when she doesn't get her way.


Too late.  She's already 30.  She'll spend the rest of her parents' lives mooching off them and then become a weird old cat lady that local kids think is a witch.
 
2019-03-02 06:27:52 PM  

Bannanaslug: Hey at least after 30 years mom put her foot down. Then asked the court to be nice, hired a private lawyer, and was prabably the one to promise to pay 5,000$ if her daughter didn't show for court.


My mom and I aren't on speaking terms. She won't post bail. My dad won't either.
 
2019-03-02 06:29:05 PM  
I would enable her in the butt
 
2019-03-02 06:29:41 PM  
FTFA: Albert's mother told police that her daughter wanted to attend an afternoon yoga class for meditative purposes. When Albert's mother declined to drive her there, the 30-year-old allegedly became irate, shouted insults, grabbed a house phone and chucked it directly at her mom's head.

This chick sounds Zen AF.
 
2019-03-02 06:31:42 PM  
Her yoga coach must have a big dong
 
2019-03-02 06:35:02 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: A universal basic income would help solve this problem.


Easier and cheaper would be a swift kick to the seat of the pants.
 
2019-03-02 06:38:23 PM  

marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.


No, no. 18 year olds, born in 2001, are definitely Generation Z. The line between Millennials and Generation Z is somewhere around 1994 and 1997. Cuspers caught between Millennials and Generation Z are MinionZ.
 
2019-03-02 06:39:41 PM  
Man, she really needs this yoga class...
 
2019-03-02 06:43:00 PM  

Raoul Eaton: lindalouwho: Dr.Fey: Unemployed millennial throws phone at mother for not driving her to yoga class

Story is total bullshiat.  There is no way in hell that you could ever pry a phone out of the hand of an unemployed millennial.

It says it was the house phone, so a landline. No wonder mom got farked up.

No joke. Those things are heavy.
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Of you open the front on one of those there's a little box in it that has a tiny power generator in it that produces a smallish current when you crank the handle.
Have a friend put their fingers on the two screws sticking out of that little box, and tell them to crank that handle as hard as they can around a few times.
It'll give them a hell of a jolt.

Alternatively you can have them put their fingers on the screw, hold their other hand, and give it a crank yourself and it will still work the same.

I learned this from my grandfather whom had one and showed us this trick as children.
 
2019-03-02 06:43:36 PM  
*If you...
/Dammit
 
2019-03-02 06:43:40 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Her yoga coach must have a big dong


Supermans tights from early comics were what gymnasts wore back then because colithing materials couldn't yet handle all acrobacitic moves.
 
2019-03-02 06:44:34 PM  

Ima4nic8or: She's got the crazy eyes but I'd still hit that


And when she snaps and cuts your dick off, nothing of value will be lost.
 
2019-03-02 06:47:10 PM  
At least it wasn't one of those handmade artisan avocado toast knives.

Brooklyn's hipster blacksmith community doesnt need any bad vibes associated with their products.
 
2019-03-02 06:47:44 PM  
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2019-03-02 06:50:45 PM  
This is why you get a boyfriend with a car.
 
2019-03-02 06:52:31 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.

In the same way if a dude served in WWII, everyone is a boomer. That's 1947-1970 something. Sure, silent generation, but all old people are boomers. My father claims boomer status as a 69 baby. Generations are stupid.


Wait, so you think '70 - something is a boomer now?  You're calling me a boomer?  That's pretty insulting, you know.

/Your father is solidly Gen X.
//Which means you're either a millennial or a Z.
///Either way, my lawn, get off it.
 
2019-03-02 06:53:50 PM  

marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.


It's like "Liberal." You can apply it willy-nilly to people you dislike.
 
2019-03-02 06:54:30 PM  

DarkVader: AppleOptionEsc: marsoft: Begoggle: Boomer assaulted by crazed Millennial.

I get confused on this.  We call 18 year olds millennials and this 30 year old a millennial.  That is one hell of a wide definition of a generation.

In the same way if a dude served in WWII, everyone is a boomer. That's 1947-1970 something. Sure, silent generation, but all old people are boomers. My father claims boomer status as a 69 baby. Generations are stupid.

Wait, so you think '70 - something is a boomer now?  You're calling me a boomer?  That's pretty insulting, you know.

/Your father is solidly Gen X.
//Which means you're either a millennial or a Z.
///Either way, my lawn, get off it.


You don't own this alley, mister man!
 
2019-03-02 06:54:39 PM  
It's weird to read a news report citing the perpetrator as a 'millennial'.

I mean, I hate and am jealous of the young as any old crumpling farker, but I think this is a bit much
 
2019-03-02 06:58:21 PM  

PartTimeBuddha: It's weird to read a news report citing the perpetrator as a 'millennial'.

I mean, I hate and am jealous of the young as any old crumpling farker, but I think this is a bit much


Ahem, not all oldsters hate and are jealous of young'uns.
That's kinda weird.
 
2019-03-02 07:01:19 PM  

Raoul Eaton: lindalouwho: Dr.Fey: Unemployed millennial throws phone at mother for not driving her to yoga class

Story is total bullshiat.  There is no way in hell that you could ever pry a phone out of the hand of an unemployed millennial.

It says it was the house phone, so a landline. No wonder mom got farked up.

No joke. Those things are heavy.
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They also look very surprised.
 
2019-03-02 07:04:02 PM  

The Rappin' Space Goblin: FTFA: Albert's mother told police that her daughter wanted to attend an afternoon yoga class for meditative purposes. When Albert's mother declined to drive her there, the 30-year-old allegedly became irate, shouted insults, grabbed a house phone and chucked it directly at her mom's head.

This chick sounds Zen AF.


Zen Air Force?
 
2019-03-02 07:06:37 PM  

rebelyell2006: The Rappin' Space Goblin: FTFA: Albert's mother told police that her daughter wanted to attend an afternoon yoga class for meditative purposes. When Albert's mother declined to drive her there, the 30-year-old allegedly became irate, shouted insults, grabbed a house phone and chucked it directly at her mom's head.

This chick sounds Zen AF.

Zen Air Force?


You didn't think the New Earth Army got to have all the fun, did you?
 
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