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(Twitter)   Nobody will ever accuse Sean Hannity of being a smart guy. Point in case: Running in his big mouth on television he just managed to make himself a likely witness in Mueller's investigation   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-02-28 10:10:03 PM  
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2019-02-28 10:12:28 PM  
Ummm... If what Hannity says is true that he knew about the payments than he is more than just a witness.
 
2019-02-28 10:15:34 PM  
But, Cohen is the hugest liar ever, so he didn't make the decision and the Donald told him.
 
2019-02-28 10:16:01 PM  
Hannity's mouth is like the energizer bunny
 
2019-02-28 10:17:16 PM  

Farxist Marxist: Hannity's mouth is like the energizer bunny


The Energizer Bunny is firmly latched onto Trump's tiny dick?
 
2019-02-28 10:17:53 PM  
Hannity's dumb ass said that he was never represented by Cohen, which means that none of their communications are privileged.
 
2019-02-28 10:19:03 PM  
Put him under oath. If he knows about the illegal payments he should be explaining that to a judge...or congress.
 
2019-02-28 10:20:59 PM  
He just put himself right into the legal fire.

Thanks, Sean! See you testifying before Congress!
 
2019-02-28 10:21:06 PM  
Hannity's reaction after realizing what he did...

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2019-02-28 10:29:12 PM  
If Trump didn't know about the payments, why did he authorize the reimbursement of Cohen?
 
2019-02-28 10:29:50 PM  

redoctober65: Hannity's reaction after realizing what he did...

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I'm thinking it might be a bit more like:

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2019-02-28 10:31:21 PM  
I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.
 
2019-02-28 10:35:02 PM  
It seems to me that these days, being a not-smart guy is actually like gold, if you want to be popular with the ginormous segment of the population that is also not-smart. You do not-smart things and get in trouble because well they are essentially bad things, and all the not-smart people, sooo many not-smart people, rally behind you because the very essence of their existence, that of being a farking moron, is being openly attacked by "elites", which are basically all the people who ar not farking morons. We are so farked.
 
2019-02-28 10:41:50 PM  
Hannity's probably hoping Trump will send some of that sweet hush money for all those blow jobs he's given Trump over the years.

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2019-02-28 10:55:55 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.


You always say the sweetest things.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2019-02-28 10:56:53 PM  
Point in case of what?  Running in his mouth?  Did Hannity submit this?
 
2019-02-28 11:23:23 PM  
Is he trying to "out Roger Stone" Roger Stone?

I knew he was a moron but this is astounding.
 
2019-02-28 11:35:13 PM  
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If he's dragged in front of Congress, I hope they ask exactly how Manafort brought the Trump campaign to where it was then.
 
2019-02-28 11:39:26 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.


He'd do it with a pissy-ass little gun shot to an area of his head he believes won't kill or seriously impair him. And after he recovered he'd milk it for sympathy and dollars the rest of his life from true believers.

Yeah, I could see that.
 
2019-02-28 11:41:33 PM  

thorpe: AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.

He'd do it with a pissy-ass little gun shot to an area of his head he believes won't kill or seriously impair him. And after he recovered he'd milk it for sympathy and dollars the rest of his life from true believers.

Yeah, I could see that.


It is Hannity, tho.

Given his intellectual gifts, this may be his goal...but he'd end up blowing half his head off with an artillery piece.
 
2019-03-01 12:56:38 AM  

naughtyrev: Hannity's dumb ass said that he was never represented by Cohen, which means that none of their communications are privileged.


...
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
*gasps*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
 
2019-03-01 01:44:06 AM  
Now investigating "Individual 2"
 
2019-03-01 01:44:49 AM  

wejash: thorpe: AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.

He'd do it with a pissy-ass little gun shot to an area of his head he believes won't kill or seriously impair him. And after he recovered he'd milk it for sympathy and dollars the rest of his life from true believers.

Yeah, I could see that.

It is Hannity, tho.

Given his intellectual gifts, this may be his goal...but he'd end up blowing half his head off with an artillery piece.


He seems to be operating just fine with no brain.
 
2019-03-01 01:46:38 AM  
Hannity will yell, "jet lag" like George yelled, "shrinkage."
 
2019-03-01 01:48:21 AM  
I know I'm not going to get everything I want out of the Mueller investigation but all I ask is that this treasonous lump gets arrested live on his show.
 
2019-03-01 01:48:46 AM  
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2019-03-01 01:49:33 AM  
Let this be a lesson... this is what happens to corrupt, stupid, bigoted white men in America... they get wealth and attention an no comeuppance whatsoever.
 
2019-03-01 01:50:20 AM  
Oh please, oh please, oh please,

Let this end with Hannity in front of Congress under oath.

This week is like Christmas part 2
 
2019-03-01 01:51:35 AM  
I know if I commit a felony to benefit my boss, I make sure to tell a mutual acquaintance that I did it all my own.

And just to be certain, I tell them over and over and over, at least twelve times.
 
2019-03-01 01:52:22 AM  
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2019-03-01 01:53:43 AM  
If you've had friendly communications with a defendant in a legal proceeding so big, it gets the attention of the entire federal government, the best thing you can say about it is nothing.

How does someone get to Hannity's age and not know that? Does his family still have to keep those little lids on the outlets so he doesn't try to shove change in there?
 
2019-03-01 01:55:47 AM  
Dig up, stupid! Throw Tucker under the buss too!
 
2019-03-01 01:58:03 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: (cough)
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You ever seen the show Defiance? It's a Firefly knock off of sorts, but I've enjoyed the first few episodes so far.

Anyways, there's a character named Datak Tarr. His species prefers all white, but that pic of Stone seems very similar. Slimy as shiat character too. I wonder if there was some inspiration there.
 
2019-03-01 01:58:22 AM  

stoli n coke: If you've had friendly communications with a defendant in a legal proceeding so big, it gets the attention of the entire federal government, the best thing you can say about it is nothing.

How does someone get to Hannity's age and not know that? Does his family still have to keep those little lids on the outlets so he doesn't try to shove change in there?


Doesn't he have children?
 
2019-03-01 01:59:12 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Dig up, stupid! Throw Tucker under the buss too!


Tucker doesn't go anywhere near buses or any other place he thinks black people are at.
 
2019-03-01 01:59:57 AM  

wood0366: stoli n coke: If you've had friendly communications with a defendant in a legal proceeding so big, it gets the attention of the entire federal government, the best thing you can say about it is nothing.

How does someone get to Hannity's age and not know that? Does his family still have to keep those little lids on the outlets so he doesn't try to shove change in there?

Doesn't he have children?


His wife and the UPS guy do.
 
2019-03-01 02:09:28 AM  

thorpe: AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.

He'd do it with a pissy-ass little gun shot to an area of his head he believes won't kill or seriously impair him. And after he recovered he'd milk it for sympathy and dollars the rest of his life from true believers.

Yeah, I could see that.


With a brain the size of a pea, it is easy to miss!
 
2019-03-01 02:10:44 AM  

Peki: The Lurker at Your Threshold: (cough)
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You ever seen the show Defiance? It's a Firefly knock off of sorts, but I've enjoyed the first few episodes so far.

Anyways, there's a character named Datak Tarr. His species prefers all white, but that pic of Stone seems very similar. Slimy as shiat character too. I wonder if there was some inspiration there.


I know of it, but have never watched it.
 
2019-03-01 02:10:50 AM  

naughtyrev: Hannity's dumb ass said that he was never represented by Cohen, which means that none of their communications are privileged.


Does attorney-client privilege apply when it's the lawyer confessing to a crime? I always assumed it only worked the other way around.
 
2019-03-01 02:11:12 AM  

thorpe: AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.

He'd do it with a pissy-ass little gun shot to an area of his head he believes won't kill or seriously impair him. And after he recovered he'd milk it for sympathy and dollars the rest of his life from true believers.

Yeah, I could see that.


Sean could take an elephant gun to his head and miss what passes for a brain in that void.
 
2019-03-01 02:13:06 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: (cough)
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With an intro by Tucker.

All it's missing is a forword by the Lich Queen about owning libs, an afterword by Rush about how pharmaceuticals help America by killing poor people, and an epilogue by Vladimir Putin about the power of trolling and we have ourselves a real writing team.

Oh, what fascist fanfic that group could write...
 
2019-03-01 02:14:07 AM  

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2019-03-01 02:14:25 AM  
Hannity has assured us that he is the quintessential tough guy.  He'll make sure to beat up the first white collar criminal he sees on his first day at club fed.
 
2019-03-01 02:20:57 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I could see Hannity pull a Budd Dwyer before going to prison.


A "Hannity pull" sounds like something he'd pay Stormy Daniels fifty bucks for.
 
2019-03-01 02:23:10 AM  

HerptheDerp: Oh please, oh please, oh please,

Let this end with Hannity in front of Congress under oath.

This week is like Christmas part 2


I'm still waiting for him to fulfill his promise to be waterboarded for charity.
 
2019-03-01 02:36:40 AM  

jm105: HerptheDerp: Oh please, oh please, oh please,

Let this end with Hannity in front of Congress under oath.

This week is like Christmas part 2

I'm still waiting for him to fulfill his promise to be waterboarded for charity.


4/22/2019 will be the tenth anniversary of Hannity volunteering to be waterboarded?  We should have a party in his honor.
 
2019-03-01 02:37:40 AM  
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2019-03-01 02:46:04 AM  
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I sean what you did there Sean.
 
2019-03-01 02:46:44 AM  
YOU DENSE MF
 
2019-03-01 02:52:56 AM  
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