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2019-02-28 03:00:58 AM  
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2019-02-28 05:04:38 AM  
I trust Chairman Kim wasn't actually the bad guy. Honest. He denied it. He denied it emphatically. He denied it sincerely. My Kimmy is a good guy. We've got a great relationship. We really like each other and he just wouldn't do that. And I always trust my totalitarian rulers. My buddy Putin, good old Vladdy, didn't collude. Didn't interfere in the elections but if he did he helped Hillary because I'm so tough. So very tough on Russia. Probably the toughest any President has ever been. But he denies it and I believe him and we've got a great relationship. It's good to have a great relationship with Russia. It's a great thing. No collusion. And then there's my friend Mohammed Bin Salman, good man, I call him Bone Saw. Great guy. Strong denier. Among one of the best deniers. And then there's my friend Duerte in the Philippians. Good old Death Squad Duerte. Tough guy. Don't really know him but I think I like him, think we could be good friends, also a good denier. And in Turkey. Erdogan, Eddy baby. Great country, Turkey. I pardoned a few of their birds. I do it every year. No other President has pardoned as many of his birds as I have. And so we have one of the best relationships ever with Turkey.
 
2019-02-28 05:12:25 AM  
Shakes head sadly
 
2019-02-28 05:18:48 AM  
What a disgusting piece of sh*t he is.

Delete your presidency.
 
2019-02-28 05:20:52 AM  
A failure in every way.
 
2019-02-28 05:27:40 AM  
Found his challenge coin for the trip:

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2019-02-28 05:55:59 AM  
"I trust the North Korean dictator, but the man I employed for over a decade who is speaking about me under oath should not be trusted"
 
2019-02-28 07:06:31 AM  
The weakest wanker to ever occupy the Oval Office.   Good job, conservatives.
 
2019-02-28 07:06:52 AM  
Bootlicker
 
2019-02-28 07:09:02 AM  
As long as a dictator strongly denies something, he believes it. It's unreal. Nobody can reason with the man, but someone does something terrible - or has a hand in it  - and strongly denies it, and it's AOK.  Unreal.
 
2019-02-28 07:10:07 AM  
Cool. So I assume Trump Tower Pyongyang should be breaking ground by the end of the year.
 
2019-02-28 07:12:55 AM  

MLWS: Cool. So I assume Trump Tower Pyongyang should be breaking ground by the end of the year.


I honestly think that's what's driving this "North Korea has such potential" talk. He sees nothing but real estate opportunities for himself.
 
2019-02-28 07:13:36 AM  
Unlikely, but like many dictators there's always the possibly that he's so out of touch with everything outside his inner circle that he might not know.
 
2019-02-28 07:15:59 AM  
Piece of shiat
 
2019-02-28 07:16:30 AM  

randomjsa: Unlikely, but like many dictators there's always the possibly that he's so out of touch with everything outside his inner circle that he might not know.


Get a load of this guy.
 
2019-02-28 07:17:15 AM  
HE IS A COMPLETE F#CKWIT.

Rule 1 for US Presidents is to protect US citizens and he has FAILED.

Even I know that and I'm not even a US citizen.
 
2019-02-28 07:18:00 AM  

randomjsa: Unlikely, but like many dictators there's always the possibly that he's so out of touch with everything outside his inner circle that he might not know.


Wow, going from being a Trump apologist to a KJU apologist.  I didn't think you could hit a new low, but here we are.
 
2019-02-28 07:18:11 AM  
He believed Putin too.
 
2019-02-28 07:19:08 AM  
What a coward.
 
2019-02-28 07:19:13 AM  
You're telling me that the dear leader did not authorize a television broadcast of a confession?

Kim has lost control of his country.  Shame on him.
 
2019-02-28 07:19:42 AM  
Trump is an international security threat. I am amazed at how much damage could be done in so little time.
 
2019-02-28 07:20:03 AM  

holdmybones: MLWS: Cool. So I assume Trump Tower Pyongyang should be breaking ground by the end of the year.

I honestly think that's what's driving this "North Korea has such potential" talk. He sees nothing but real estate opportunities for himself.


And best of all, he's in a position to prevent anyone else from taking advantage of that opportunity until he's ready to do so. It's really a dream scenario for him.
 
2019-02-28 07:20:05 AM  

serpent_sky: As long as a dictator strongly denies something, he believes it. It's unreal. Nobody can reason with the man, but someone does something terrible - or has a hand in it  - and strongly denies it, and it's AOK.  Unreal.


He doesn't believe it, he believes he can use it for justification to cover for said dictator. The fact that it makes him look like he's selling out American interests doesn't occur to him.

For all the talk about Donald Trump being a dictator, he's not. He is not going to get people killed for shiat. But Putin and Kim are ruthless and trump is personally terrified of them and he REALLY does not want to stand up to them because he's a pussy.

That's all this is, Trump finding any excuse to not have to stand up to a man who executes his own family members with anti aircraft guns.
 
2019-02-28 07:22:43 AM  
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2019-02-28 07:22:51 AM  

holdmybones: MLWS: Cool. So I assume Trump Tower Pyongyang should be breaking ground by the end of the year.

I honestly think that's what's driving this "North Korea has such potential" talk. He sees nothing but real estate opportunities for himself.


He said they have a beautiful shoreline, but so does Yemen and he just wants to bomb the hell out of that country. It might compete too closely with KSA and UAE.
 
2019-02-28 07:23:02 AM  
Disgraceful Donald strikes again.

Kim maybe telling the truth, however.  He can be cruel, particularly when challenges to his rule ride from within his extended family, but he does not strike me as an out and out sadist.  As far as inherited regimes go, he drew the worst lot in the history of the planet.

I do not envy him at all.  Talk about shiat luck.
 
2019-02-28 07:23:41 AM  
In a big country, dreams stay with you - like a lover's voice fires the mountainside.
 
2019-02-28 07:23:53 AM  
I'm kind of amazed that he can continue to shock me with his utter base revolting inhumanity, but this was breathtakingly terrible.
 
2019-02-28 07:24:12 AM  
What a weak minded fool.  Even Kim Jong-Un could use a Jedi Mind Trick on him without trying hard.
 
2019-02-28 07:24:18 AM  
If you asked Trump about the names of the immigrant "kids in kages" that died, he wouldn't have heard of them either.
 
2019-02-28 07:24:33 AM  
Hey Fred Warmbier...

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2019-02-28 07:24:51 AM  

randomjsa: Unlikely, but like many dictators there's always the possibly that he's so out of touch with everything outside his inner circle that he might not know.


You're almost as dumb as the president, but I see no typing errors, so...
 
2019-02-28 07:26:04 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Disgraceful Donald strikes again.

Kim maybe telling the truth, however.  He can be cruel, particularly when challenges to his rule ride from within his extended family, but he does not strike me as an out and out sadist.  As far as inherited regimes go, he drew the worst lot in the history of the planet.

I do not envy him at all.  Talk about shiat luck.


Kim has murdered his own brother. He personally calls for all the murders. Don't be vapid.
 
2019-02-28 07:26:29 AM  
I mean, who can keep track of the wellbeing of all their hundreds of thousands of political political prisoners, amirite??
 
2019-02-28 07:28:32 AM  
Donald Trump: I personally asked the Chinese leader for the release of some shoplifting black boys and with some effort I got them free.

Also Donald Trump: The extreme dictator of this other country 1/55th the size has no idea what happened to one of the handful of foreigners under their control and I believe him.
 
2019-02-28 07:28:58 AM  

theteacher: You're telling me that the dear leader did not authorize a television broadcast of a confession?

Kim has lost control of his country.  Shame on him.


This is my point: at the time Warmbier was killed, Kim was busy executing family members that had been conspiring with foreign governments to overthrow Un's reign.  He obviously did not have control over his country at the time, and only managed to consolidate power after his successful rocket tests.

Also, I I do not believe UN has the means to build ICBM's.  He was given a finiite number of guidance systems from Russia.  How else could his military program advance 20 years in six months?
 
2019-02-28 07:31:34 AM  

serpent_sky: As long as a dictator strongly denies something, he believes it. It's unreal. Nobody can reason with the man, but someone does something terrible - or has a hand in it  - and strongly denies it, and it's AOK.  Unreal.


Trump likes terrible things. He just wishes he could get away with doing them like his heroes Kim, Putin, Duterte, MBS, etc.
 
2019-02-28 07:33:11 AM  
Of course Trump believes him, Trump believes any two bit dictator who may have promising financial deals for Trump Corp in the future no matter how bloody their hands are .
 
2019-02-28 07:34:38 AM  

NewportBarGuy: What a disgusting piece of sh*t he is.

Delete your presidency.


I wish we could all delete him from our brains as well.

Driedsponge: randomjsa: Unlikely, but like many dictators there's always the possibly that he's so out of touch with everything outside his inner circle that he might not know.

Wow, going from being a Trump apologist to a KJU apologist.  I didn't think you could hit a new low, but here we are.


He/she is so low, they're at earth's farking core.
 
2019-02-28 07:35:45 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Disgraceful Donald strikes again.

Kim maybe telling the truth, however.  He can be cruel, particularly when challenges to his rule ride from within his extended family, but he does not strike me as an out and out sadist.  As far as inherited regimes go, he drew the worst lot in the history of the planet.

I do not envy him at all.  Talk about shiat luck.


He executed someone with anti-aircraft guns because they fell asleep in a meeting.

He executed someone by a mortar shell shell becausd they had a drink after his father died.

At least that's what "they" tell us he did.
 
2019-02-28 07:36:39 AM  

eiger: serpent_sky: As long as a dictator strongly denies something, he believes it. It's unreal. Nobody can reason with the man, but someone does something terrible - or has a hand in it  - and strongly denies it, and it's AOK.  Unreal.

Trump likes terrible things. He just wishes he could get away with doing them like his heroes Kim, Putin, Duterte, MBS, etc.


They display cruelty and inflexibility, qualities that beta males mistake for strength.  In fact, you might say that this perceptual miscalculation is a key part of that which keeps beta males beta.
 
2019-02-28 07:38:29 AM  
I sincerely hope that the entire Warmbier family, their friends and their supporters have learned a valuable lesson here.  To President Dump, EVERYONE is disposable. He has no true loyalty to anyone or anything and that includes his country, its citizens and those who have served (and died) for it.
 
2019-02-28 07:40:46 AM  
Keep in mind that Trump had already settled on this being Obama's fault, and Warmbier's family agreed.

https://www.usnews.com/news/national-n​ews/articles/2017-06-15/otto-warmbiers​-father-says-barack-obama-could-have-d​one-more

Turns out that Kim Jong Un didn't even know the guy was in prison, if only Obama had told him. Thanks for nothing again, President Fart.
 
2019-02-28 07:42:37 AM  

pheed: I sincerely hope that the entire Warmbier family, their friends and their supporters have learned a valuable lesson here.  To President Dump, EVERYONE is disposable. He has no true loyalty to anyone or anything and that includes his country, its citizens and those who have served (and died) for it.


Floor 7 does not exist?
 
2019-02-28 07:42:42 AM  
Yea, because Kim wouldn't be informed that an AMERICAN was caught and thrown in a concentration camp.
 
2019-02-28 07:44:41 AM  
Kim Jong Un, the only world leader who actually has a smaller pecker and tinier hands than Trump.
 
2019-02-28 07:47:39 AM  

wademh: I trust Chairman Kim wasn't actually the bad guy. Honest. He denied it. He denied it emphatically. He denied it sincerely. My Kimmy is a good guy. We've got a great relationship. We really like each other and he just wouldn't do that. And I always trust my totalitarian rulers. My buddy Putin, good old Vladdy, didn't collude. Didn't interfere in the elections but if he did he helped Hillary because I'm so tough. So very tough on Russia. Probably the toughest any President has ever been. But he denies it and I believe him and we've got a great relationship. It's good to have a great relationship with Russia. It's a great thing. No collusion. And then there's my friend Mohammed Bin Salman, good man, I call him Bone Saw. Great guy. Strong denier. Among one of the best deniers. And then there's my friend Duerte in the Philippians. Good old Death Squad Duerte. Tough guy. Don't really know him but I think I like him, think we could be good friends, also a good denier. And in Turkey. Erdogan, Eddy baby. Great country, Turkey. I pardoned a few of their birds. I do it every year. No other President has pardoned as many of his birds as I have. And so we have one of the best relationships ever with Turkey.


Dude. That was brilliant and I can totally imagine him saying every word of it.
 
2019-02-28 07:51:58 AM  
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2019-02-28 07:59:59 AM  
berylman:
Dude. That was brilliant and I can totally imagine him saying every word of it.

What you just wrote, those two things separated by the 'and':  there's a contradiction there.
 
2019-02-28 08:04:26 AM  
Honest, I never even met those two guys that got whacked in Flatbush last night. Big place Brooklyn, lotta people. In fact I was home making red sauce you can ask my friend Rocco, he was helping me slice up tomatoes. You know where Ditmas Avenue is Rocco? Ain't that where them two rats got pasted? See, never been there.
 
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