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2019-02-27 11:10:54 PM  
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2019-02-28 03:11:03 AM  
I'm gonna need more weed and popcorn.
 
2019-02-28 03:12:32 AM  
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2019-02-28 03:14:28 AM  
Well, it's been a long 2019, but we made it through another year.
 
2019-02-28 03:15:49 AM  
Remember the good old days when we scorned hoaxers for writing personal checks to their co-conspirators? Wow, that was a whole week ago. Who was that guy?
 
2019-02-28 03:15:53 AM  
Trump:

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2019-02-28 03:22:10 AM  

Oysterman: Well, it's been a long 2019, but we made it through another year.


Someone in another thread said something to the effect of "It feels like my soul is being crushed in dog years".
 
2019-02-28 03:24:23 AM  
think Trump will declare another 'emergency' real soon?
 
2019-02-28 03:30:59 AM  
Not in gold sharpy, fake signature. I sign everything with golden pens.
 
2019-02-28 03:33:10 AM  
I'm still trying to get my head around the fact that this gibbering dipshiat committed a financial crime using a check in his own name.

Just... Oh come on!
 
2019-02-28 03:33:28 AM  
It is all part of the 7D chess game. Ok, well 2D candyland.
 
2019-02-28 03:33:34 AM  
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2019-02-28 03:37:54 AM  

Weaver95: think Trump will declare another 'emergency' real soon?


An emergency evacuation of his bowels into his ill fitting pants.

\farts don't have lumps
 
2019-02-28 03:42:08 AM  
Goodness. That picture certainly shows off Mr. Cohen's large hands.
 
2019-02-28 03:42:21 AM  
"Nubian, is you writin' checks in a criminal f*ckin' conspiracy?"
 
2019-02-28 03:45:16 AM  
Donnie's going to suffer an apoplexy.

"I only conspire with the bestpeop.....arrgle-bargle..."
THUD
 
2019-02-28 03:48:18 AM  
i've said this before and I'll repeat it here - if trump really is a pathological narcissist, he's going to have to find some way to punish Cohen and the Democrats for all of this stuff.  he won't be able to help himself.  he'll HAVE to do something petty and vindictive, if only to prove to himself that he's still in control of the situation.
 
2019-02-28 03:52:21 AM  

Weaver95: i've said this before and I'll repeat it here - if trump really is a pathological narcissist, he's going to have to find some way to punish Cohen and the Democrats for all of this stuff.  he won't be able to help himself.  he'll HAVE to do something petty and vindictive, if only to prove to himself that he's still in control of the situation.


I agree.

I hope it's so egregious and ill-advised that it blows up in his face spectacularly and publicly.

I can't wait to see what it is.

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2019-02-28 03:53:07 AM  
He'll either decry it as FN or claim someone Photoshopped it. Neither will matter to either side. But, the Korean talks just broke off. He could go full Clinton.
 
2019-02-28 03:54:50 AM  
I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?
 
2019-02-28 03:55:21 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: Weaver95: i've said this before and I'll repeat it here - if trump really is a pathological narcissist, he's going to have to find some way to punish Cohen and the Democrats for all of this stuff.  he won't be able to help himself.  he'll HAVE to do something petty and vindictive, if only to prove to himself that he's still in control of the situation.

I agree.

I hope it's so egregious and ill-advised that it blows up in his face spectacularly and publicly.

I can't wait to see what it is.

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thing is...i'm not sure there's anything trump can really do about Cohen testifying before Congress.  he can biatch about it, sure...and I'm sure that's exactly what he'll do.  But it won't be enough for Donny.  he wants to make the Democrats BLEED.  Pelosi beat him on the shutdown, humiliated him with the SOTU address and now she's actually letting the Democrats do their jobs and the GOP can't do jack shiat to stop it.

Trump has hit the limits of the power/authority of his office....and legally speaking there's nothing left for him to do.
 
2019-02-28 03:56:38 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: So he wrote a check to his lawyer.


intent is an actual concept that does apply in a court of law.

not to mention the fact that trump was literally stupid enough to write a BRIBERY check to his mistress.
 
2019-02-28 03:57:14 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?


If I wrote a check to my friend to buy a kilo of blow, was that not illegal?
 
2019-02-28 03:58:11 AM  

Weaver95: i've said this before and I'll repeat it here - if trump really is a pathological narcissist, he's going to have to find some way to punish Cohen and the Democrats for all of this stuff.  he won't be able to help himself.  he'll HAVE to do something petty and vindictive, if only to prove to himself that he's still in control of the situation.


Genuinely asking: What could he do now that would have any punitive value? No one outside his base would give credence to any Democratic "crimes" or "infractions" he might concoct. They'd be on guard against any other stunt he might try.
Unfortunately, though, he seems to be able to exploit circumstances that are handed to him, typically natural disasters in which he can deprive the "enemy" of federal aid.
Maybe he'd make even MORE outrageous, incompetent judicial picks; "that'll show 'em."
 
2019-02-28 03:59:27 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?

If I wrote a check to my friend to buy a kilo of blow, was that not illegal?


Did you write "Kilo of blow" on memo line?
 
2019-02-28 04:00:54 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Genuinely asking: What could he do now that would have any punitive value?


well...from what Cohen made clear, trump doesn't give a f*ck about the law.  the GOP have flatly refused to do anything to get in Trump's way on anything he does, no matter how stupid,offensive or illegal.

so really, the question is better framed as: what is the amoral narcissistic sociopath going to do to keep himself out of jail?
 
2019-02-28 04:01:23 AM  

gunsmack: Did you write "Kilo of blow" on memo line?


only on my rent check every month.
 
2019-02-28 04:01:29 AM  

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I went to a zoo once, but all they had was a dog. It was a shiathsu.
 
2019-02-28 04:01:54 AM  

gunsmack: bacchanalias and consequences: Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?

If I wrote a check to my friend to buy a kilo of blow, was that not illegal?

Did you write "Kilo of blow" on memo line?


Nope and my friend's my lawyer. We're all good, right?

Hang on someone's at the door...
 
2019-02-28 04:03:48 AM  

Weaver95: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Genuinely asking: What could he do now that would have any punitive value?

well...from what Cohen made clear, trump doesn't give a f*ck about the law.  the GOP have flatly refused to do anything to get in Trump's way on anything he does, no matter how stupid,offensive or illegal.

so really, the question is better framed as: what is the amoral narcissistic sociopath going to do to keep himself out of jail?


He will boldly dig up.
 
2019-02-28 04:05:01 AM  

Weaver95: gunsmack: Did you write "Kilo of blow" on memo line?

only on my rent check every month.


When they have you escorted off the property, make sure you put "escort services" on the last check.
 
2019-02-28 04:06:25 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?

If I wrote a check to my friend to buy a kilo of blow, was that not illegal?


Not unless you were also in possession of a kilo of blow.   Anyway, Cohen is the lawyer, the one who tells his clients what is legal and what is not illegal.   He is the one holding the bag here.  And what is the crime exactly? Paying a women not to bad mouth him?   Thats not illegal.    Some are trying to say its a campaign finance violation (which sounds pretty iffy to me).    Even if it is, do you really think the Senate would impeach over that? Really?
 
2019-02-28 04:06:38 AM  

gunsmack: Weaver95: gunsmack: Did you write "Kilo of blow" on memo line?

only on my rent check every month.

When they have you escorted off the property, make sure you put "escort services" on the last check.


the only thing the rental office cares about is that the amount of the check is listed correctly.  i've even put 'alien invasion funding' on my memo line before and nobody noticed.
 
2019-02-28 04:06:47 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Weaver95: i've said this before and I'll repeat it here - if trump really is a pathological narcissist, he's going to have to find some way to punish Cohen and the Democrats for all of this stuff.  he won't be able to help himself.  he'll HAVE to do something petty and vindictive, if only to prove to himself that he's still in control of the situation.

Genuinely asking: What could he do now that would have any punitive value? No one outside his base would give credence to any Democratic "crimes" or "infractions" he might concoct. They'd be on guard against any other stunt he might try.
Unfortunately, though, he seems to be able to exploit circumstances that are handed to him, typically natural disasters in which he can deprive the "enemy" of federal aid.
Maybe he'd make even MORE outrageous, incompetent judicial picks; "that'll show 'em."


Trump would have to know a farkton more than he does about the judiciary appointments he's told to make for that to work.
 
2019-02-28 04:07:37 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: Even if it is, do you really think the Senate would impeach over that? Really?


well, the alternative is to admit that bribery ain't a crime...and that doesn't play well outside of the D.C. beltway.
 
2019-02-28 04:13:43 AM  

Weaver95: Boloxor the Insipid: Even if it is, do you really think the Senate would impeach over that? Really?

well, the alternative is to admit that bribery ain't a crime...and that doesn't play well outside of the D.C. beltway.


Bribery is the currency of the realm. If you're waiting for him/her without sin to cast the first stone....hope you brought a good book.
 
2019-02-28 04:14:35 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: bacchanalias and consequences: Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?

If I wrote a check to my friend to buy a kilo of blow, was that not illegal?

Not unless you were also in possession of a kilo of blow.   Anyway, Cohen is the lawyer, the one who tells his clients what is legal and what is not illegal.   He is the one holding the bag here.  And what is the crime exactly? Paying a women not to bad mouth him?   Thats not illegal.    Some are trying to say its a campaign finance violation (which sounds pretty iffy to me).    Even if it is, do you really think the Senate would impeach over that? Really?


Username checks out.
 
2019-02-28 04:14:47 AM  

gunsmack: Weaver95: Boloxor the Insipid: Even if it is, do you really think the Senate would impeach over that? Really?

well, the alternative is to admit that bribery ain't a crime...and that doesn't play well outside of the D.C. beltway.

Bribery is the currency of the realm. If you're waiting for him/her without sin to cast the first stone....hope you brought a good book.


that is LITERALLY the defense Santorum tried to use to defend Trump from accusations of lying under oath earlier yesterday afternoon.
 
2019-02-28 04:16:35 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?


I love that "Cohen is a liar" is the best talking point you idiots can come up with.
 
2019-02-28 04:16:50 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?


Ah, the marching orders are in.

In a recent press conference, Trump said that everything Cohen said was a lie - except 'no collusion' (which he didn't say).

So, given that your Mango Overlord has said every statement Cohen made about the check (including its existence) is a lie, what penance must you do for admitting the check exists?
 
2019-02-28 04:16:53 AM  

gunsmack: He could go full Clinton.


Illicit sex and lots of hamberders?
 
2019-02-28 04:18:06 AM  

chuggernaught: Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?

I love that "Cohen is a liar" is the best talking point you idiots can come up with.


GOP: 'Cohen is a liar!'
Dems: 'say, wasn't Cohen the Deputy finance chair for the Republican party?'
GOP: 'uh...say, look at the time. I gotta go do this thing I totally just made up in my head.' [runs away]
Dems: 'yeah, that's what I figured.'
 
2019-02-28 04:18:07 AM  
Eight years of Benghazi hesrings, and you contemptible Trumper assclowns are whining like biatches after A DAY?

Y'all better grow a set because this ride just started, you little biatches.
 
2019-02-28 04:20:02 AM  

Weaver95: The Lurker at Your Threshold: Weaver95: i've said this before and I'll repeat it here - if trump really is a pathological narcissist, he's going to have to find some way to punish Cohen and the Democrats for all of this stuff.  he won't be able to help himself.  he'll HAVE to do something petty and vindictive, if only to prove to himself that he's still in control of the situation.

I agree.

I hope it's so egregious and ill-advised that it blows up in his face spectacularly and publicly.

I can't wait to see what it is.

[img.fark.net image 500x291]

thing is...i'm not sure there's anything trump can really do about Cohen testifying before Congress.  he can biatch about it, sure...and I'm sure that's exactly what he'll do.  But it won't be enough for Donny.  he wants to make the Democrats BLEED.  Pelosi beat him on the shutdown, humiliated him with the SOTU address and now she's actually letting the Democrats do their jobs and the GOP can't do jack shiat to stop it.

Trump has hit the limits of the power/authority of his office....and legally speaking there's nothing left for him to do.


That's why I think, ultimately, his downfall will be dramatic.

He'll do something spectacularly foolish, desperate, and crazy once he know, knows, his time has come. And the coward that he is, his attempt to be strong and forceful will be something ludicrous and pathetic.

Small, arrogant, narcissistic men like him don't fall gracefully.
 
2019-02-28 04:20:19 AM  

born_yesterday: Eight years of Benghazi hesrings, and you contemptible Trumper assclowns are whining like biatches after A DAY?

Y'all better grow a set because this ride just started, you little biatches.


They were having hearings about Benghazi before it happened?
 
2019-02-28 04:20:31 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: Ah, the marching orders are in.


on a number of other places that I have been known to comment, the local trumper basement dwellers aren't even bothering to discuss Cohen's testimony (let alone the evidence he brought along).  they're going right to fantastical storytelling, outright lies, and just spamming the forum mods to delete comments from people they don't like.

I think the trumper cult is having a really REALLY bad day.
 
2019-02-28 04:21:52 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: That's why I think, ultimately, his downfall will be dramatic.

He'll do something spectacularly foolish, desperate, and crazy once he know, knows, his time has come. And the coward that he is, his attempt to be strong and forceful will be something ludicrous and pathetic.

Small, arrogant, narcissistic men like him don't fall gracefully.


I really hope that's how this ends...with a whimper, and not a bang.

Trump could still cause a lot of damage on his way out the door.
 
2019-02-28 04:22:37 AM  

Boloxor the Insipid: I'm not sure what people are expecting to happen.  So he wrote a check to his lawyer.
Are you expecting a prosecutor to take this to court?  When the witness is a disbarred convicted felon?  Is a judge going to allow such a flimsy case against the Potus?

Do you expect the Senate to impeach based on this?


Hey dingus? The Senate doesn't do the impeaching.
 
2019-02-28 04:28:28 AM  

sirrerun: gunsmack: He could go full Clinton.

Illicit sex and lots of hamberders?


He calls that "breakfast". I was referring to 15 Dec 98: House accuses Bill of the ever popular "high crimes and misdemeanors". Next day, Iraqi refusal to admit UN inspectors (a daily ritual for the past year or so), is now egregious enough to warrant airstrikes.

/ you already knew that
 
2019-02-28 04:30:47 AM  

Weaver95: The Lurker at Your Threshold: That's why I think, ultimately, his downfall will be dramatic.

He'll do something spectacularly foolish, desperate, and crazy once he know, knows, his time has come. And the coward that he is, his attempt to be strong and forceful will be something ludicrous and pathetic.

Small, arrogant, narcissistic men like him don't fall gracefully.

I really hope that's how this ends...with a whimper, and not a bang.

Trump could still cause a lot of damage on his way out the door.


Perhaps, but that's just weight for the guillotine.
 
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