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(NBC News)   Will Cohen finger Individual-1? Will he out Client-3? Will give shiats-2? Buckle up, this is gonna be a doozy. THIS is your Michael Cohen testimony thread before the House Oversight Committee (~10am start time)   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2019-02-27 07:42:44 AM  
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2019-02-27 07:42:44 AM  
oh boy. I'm so excited!!!

/I'm so scared
//that I'm so excited!!!
///munches gummy goofies
 
2019-02-27 07:43:54 AM  
 I was so tempted to call in sick today, but at least I'm working from home.
 
2019-02-27 07:44:29 AM  
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2019-02-27 07:47:37 AM  
Right in the ass.
 
2019-02-27 07:48:04 AM  

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Your the best
 
2019-02-27 07:50:22 AM  

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i love you
 
2019-02-27 07:56:56 AM  
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beginning festivities.
 
2019-02-27 07:58:14 AM  
So much for being productive at work today...
 
2019-02-27 07:59:20 AM  
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Current whiskey status. Will need to correct this when they break for lunch.
 
2019-02-27 08:01:24 AM  

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Current whiskey status. Will need to correct this when they break for lunch.


Godspeed
 
2019-02-27 08:01:43 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: [img.fark.net image 425x566]

Current whiskey status. Will need to correct this when they break for lunch.


i thought you had backup herbal supplements?
 
2019-02-27 08:04:34 AM  
So, something to look for today. Cohen flipped after Justice Kennedy resigned. I have a feeling a crime he may reveal is getting Kennedy to resign by using the leverage of his son being the one granting Trump's loans at Deutsche Bank
 
2019-02-27 08:05:38 AM  
So Trump Jr. signed the checks to Stormy Daniels? Imagine the type of family dynamic which has the son of the first wife paying off the porn star you banged while married to your 3rd wife.
 
2019-02-27 08:06:00 AM  

somedude210: So, something to look for today. Cohen flipped after Justice Kennedy resigned. I have a feeling a crime he may reveal is getting Kennedy to resign by using the leverage of his son being the one granting Trump's loans at Deutsche Bank


I'm considering going to a nice breakfast place where I can sit in a corner and enjoy watching this shiat live. I can't drink there so it has a downside.
 
2019-02-27 08:07:39 AM  

shastacola: So Trump Jr. signed the checks to Stormy Daniels? Imagine the type of family dynamic which has the son of the first wife paying off the porn star you banged while married to your 3rd wife.


If i do this for daddy maybe he will finally live me.
 
2019-02-27 08:08:08 AM  
Love me dagnabit not live me.
 
2019-02-27 08:08:38 AM  
Awkward silence follows.
 
2019-02-27 08:08:50 AM  

somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: [img.fark.net image 425x566]

Current whiskey status. Will need to correct this when they break for lunch.

i thought you had backup herbal supplements?


Those are plentiful, yes. I'm simply unprepared if today is as explosive as it could be. I was never a Boy Scout, if you can believe that.
 
2019-02-27 08:08:53 AM  

Grizmund: somedude210: So, something to look for today. Cohen flipped after Justice Kennedy resigned. I have a feeling a crime he may reveal is getting Kennedy to resign by using the leverage of his son being the one granting Trump's loans at Deutsche Bank

I'm considering going to a nice breakfast place where I can sit in a corner and enjoy watching this shiat live. I can't drink there so it has a downside.


I'm going to a diner with fox news on the wall and just observe.
 
2019-02-27 08:09:19 AM  

Grizmund: somedude210: So, something to look for today. Cohen flipped after Justice Kennedy resigned. I have a feeling a crime he may reveal is getting Kennedy to resign by using the leverage of his son being the one granting Trump's loans at Deutsche Bank

I'm considering going to a nice breakfast place where I can sit in a corner and enjoy watching this shiat live. I can't drink there so it has a downside.


not even a mimosa?
 
2019-02-27 08:10:10 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: [img.fark.net image 425x566]

Current whiskey status. Will need to correct this when they break for lunch.

i thought you had backup herbal supplements?

Those are plentiful, yes. I'm simply unprepared if today is as explosive as it could be. I was never a Boy Scout, if you can believe that.


so you're not prepared?
 
2019-02-27 08:12:20 AM  

somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: [img.fark.net image 425x566]

Current whiskey status. Will need to correct this when they break for lunch.

i thought you had backup herbal supplements?

Those are plentiful, yes. I'm simply unprepared if today is as explosive as it could be. I was never a Boy Scout, if you can believe that.

so you're not prepared?


Not fully, no. :-(
 
2019-02-27 08:13:00 AM  
I should charge my laptop
 
2019-02-27 08:14:05 AM  

somedude210: Grizmund: somedude210: So, something to look for today. Cohen flipped after Justice Kennedy resigned. I have a feeling a crime he may reveal is getting Kennedy to resign by using the leverage of his son being the one granting Trump's loans at Deutsche Bank

I'm considering going to a nice breakfast place where I can sit in a corner and enjoy watching this shiat live. I can't drink there so it has a downside.

not even a mimosa?


Nope, but its decent food and I know some of the waitstaff so I know I will get decent service and I can get some good people watching time in.
 
2019-02-27 08:14:24 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Love me dagnabit not live me.


Maybe Vlad will let him live.
 
2019-02-27 08:15:36 AM  

Prey4reign: Uchiha_Cycliste: Love me dagnabit not live me.

Maybe Vlad will let him live.


Hecd make an excellent court jester. With the hat and bells and flying custard -pumpkin custard - pies.
 
2019-02-27 08:16:22 AM  
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2019-02-27 08:18:42 AM  
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2019-02-27 08:19:05 AM  
Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.
 
2019-02-27 08:19:55 AM  

freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.


i hope he discusses how he helped corrupt the GOP and that's why they're freaking the f*ck out about his testimony
 
2019-02-27 08:20:39 AM  

freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.


I assure you, they will blow if off even in jesus christ himself testifies to Cohen's honesty.
 
2019-02-27 08:21:23 AM  

somedude210: freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.

i hope he discusses how he helped corrupt the GOP and that's why they're freaking the f*ck out about his testimony


When does Gaetz get his ass handed to him?
 
2019-02-27 08:22:41 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: somedude210: freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.

i hope he discusses how he helped corrupt the GOP and that's why they're freaking the f*ck out about his testimony

When does Gaetz get his ass handed to him?


I hope Nancy does something today
 
2019-02-27 08:22:51 AM  
I am so sad I have to work today. I am still going to try and watch on my computer but this would be so much better at home.
 
2019-02-27 08:24:44 AM  
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2019-02-27 08:25:47 AM  
oh man, the section on the Trump tower meeting in his opening statement is simply delightful
 
2019-02-27 08:26:22 AM  
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2019-02-27 08:27:18 AM  

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2019-02-27 08:28:03 AM  

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Amazing.
 
2019-02-27 08:28:05 AM  

freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.


You can bet yesterday's closed-door testimony was full of audio and documents that would make your skin crawl.

Did anyone happen to see what the general demeanor was when the session ended and people filed out?
 
2019-02-27 08:28:17 AM  
Oh man, this has some serious potential!

freddyV: AdmirableSnackbar: somedude210: freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.

i hope he discusses how he helped corrupt the GOP and that's why they're freaking the f*ck out about his testimony

When does Gaetz get his ass handed to him?

I hope Nancy does something today


I don't think she has unilateral power as Speaker to do anything drastic. She has, I think, recommended the HEC dig in though. He could be done if that turns up some shiat.

He is probably not protected by Speech and Debate for any of this twitter garbage, so he may have opened himself up for legal actions which means a prosecutor could decide to try to test some ideas on the open marketplace too.
 
2019-02-27 08:29:42 AM  

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Nice. My farky for him is "Snekhandler"
 
2019-02-27 08:31:10 AM  

vudukungfu: Grizmund: somedude210: So, something to look for today. Cohen flipped after Justice Kennedy resigned. I have a feeling a crime he may reveal is getting Kennedy to resign by using the leverage of his son being the one granting Trump's loans at Deutsche Bank

I'm considering going to a nice breakfast place where I can sit in a corner and enjoy watching this shiat live. I can't drink there so it has a downside.

I'm going to a diner with fox news on the wall and just observe.


So, you're trying to avoid watching or hearing anything about the testimony?
 
2019-02-27 08:34:34 AM  
Gonna learn to play cards...
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2019-02-27 08:38:06 AM  
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2019-02-27 08:38:30 AM  
I'd love to stay and join in the thread but odds are I will fall far behind when things get underway.

Watching from home today and expect Cohen to just further confirm we allowed a petty, stupid conman to be sworn in as POTUS - and that even today's testimony is courtesy of just one of Trump's "best people"

Decided to counter-act how dirty all this is by washing curtains and windows - but only because scrubbing the toilets puts the TV too far away to hear.

I will not gloat over, nor celebrate, one liar finally coming clean about another - none of these people deserve anything other than cold condemnation and that includes the now contrite Cohen.

All I am really waiting for is for someone to ask Cohen if Trump should be impeached.
 
2019-02-27 08:40:52 AM  

markie_farkie: freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.

You can bet yesterday's closed-door testimony was full of audio and documents that would make your skin crawl.

Did anyone happen to see what the general demeanor was when the session ended and people filed out?


Adam Schiff said (paraphrased) what he heard merely confirmed for him this was the most important job he's ever going to have as a public servant.
 
2019-02-27 08:42:22 AM  

parasol: markie_farkie: freddyV: Besides cancelled checks, I hope he has other physical proof, or the GOPers and Trump supporters will blow this all off.

You can bet yesterday's closed-door testimony was full of audio and documents that would make your skin crawl.

Did anyone happen to see what the general demeanor was when the session ended and people filed out?

Adam Schiff said (paraphrased) what he heard merely confirmed for him this was the most important job he's ever going to have as a public servant.


that was Mark Warner. Yesterday was Senate Intelligence Committee. Tomorrow is House Intelligence Committee
 
2019-02-27 08:43:50 AM  
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