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2019-02-26 04:22:07 PM  
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2019-02-26 04:56:23 PM  
This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....
 
2019-02-26 05:01:07 PM  
Wow.

Wohl... just can't... wow.  Trump is going to have one meaning when this is all over, and so will "wohling."
 
2019-02-26 05:03:52 PM  

browneye: This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....


Fortunately, neither is Jacob 'Hi Doctor Nick!' Wohl.
 
2019-02-26 05:04:16 PM  

browneye: This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....


SHE paid HIM?

OK, he's more skilled of a huckster than I'd given him credit for.

Still, fark him, right into a jail cell.
 
2019-02-26 05:05:33 PM  
This is the least surprising thing ever.

NateAsbestos: SHE paid HIM?

OK, he's more skilled of a huckster than I'd given him credit for.


Ok that's slightly surprising.
 
2019-02-26 05:08:32 PM  
All well that ends Wohl.
 
2019-02-26 05:09:39 PM  
Help w/ characters ripping her off, by ripping her off.

Oh hes a clever boy.  I really hope Mueller has this little turd roasted alive for dessert, after catching all the big turds first...
 
2019-02-26 05:09:40 PM  

Weird Hal: All well that ends Wohl.


And we are done here.

\ Noice!
 
2019-02-26 05:10:11 PM  
Wohl is continuing to have a banner day.
 
2019-02-26 05:10:45 PM  
This punning stuff is ridiculous.
 
2019-02-26 05:10:52 PM  
Escaped.  The most chilling part of the piece.
 
2019-02-26 05:11:24 PM  
Tear down the Wohl!
 
2019-02-26 05:11:27 PM  
But remember guys, Obama forgot to dot the 'i' in his middle name once. Totally the same thing, so little Jawohl should get off completely.
 
2019-02-26 05:12:07 PM  
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2019-02-26 05:12:13 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: This is the least surprising thing ever.

NateAsbestos: SHE paid HIM?

OK, he's more skilled of a huckster than I'd given him credit for.

Ok that's slightly surprising.


Like I said:  Sharp Knife.  Drawer.  Not.
 
2019-02-26 05:12:23 PM  
And the Wohl came tumbling down.
 
2019-02-26 05:12:24 PM  
Watch out for the cornhole, bud 🌽
 
2019-02-26 05:12:30 PM  

browneye: This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....


If you can't find competent conspirators on Craigslist where can you find them?
 
2019-02-26 05:12:30 PM  

browneye: This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....


She may be liable to legal charges as well. If she has talked to a lawyer, my guess is that he is telling her that she'd better be ready to take a plea deal and sing.
 
2019-02-26 05:13:24 PM  
I gotta say.

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It is a good day.
 
2019-02-26 05:13:29 PM  
Is this the the pasty pro-Trump goon who got punched in the face?

I'm having a hard time keeping track of all these pasty-white, fascist attention whores who love Trump.
 
2019-02-26 05:13:46 PM  
Wherever will I get my updates from the hipster coffee shop?
 
2019-02-26 05:14:24 PM  
Seriously why isn't he in jail? I mean, who wants to protect him? He's super dumb, has no actual skills, isn't that rich and has no real influence. He commits really obvious crimes, so what's the point in protecting him? What do they gain from it? At least I get why Trump is protected, his cult is dangerous to their employment if they go against him, but this guy, I just don't get it. He can't pull the Wohl over anyone's eyes. Cause he sucks. And his last name is Wohl.
 
2019-02-26 05:14:25 PM  
What an asswohl
 
2019-02-26 05:14:41 PM  
I'm tired of all the Wohling.
 
2019-02-26 05:14:54 PM  
I really liked this comment:
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2019-02-26 05:15:33 PM  

DijitalDharma: Watch out for the cornhole, bud 🌽


That reminds me of the sickest joke I ever heard as a kid out detassling corn.

The punchline was "...and hot, buttered corn came down from heaven and saved us all."

Much like the Aristocrats joke, that is always the punch line.  The path getting there.... anyway, I foresee some of those paths involving one Mr. Jacob Wohl very soon.
 
2019-02-26 05:15:56 PM  
There are too many stupid people in America.

And like the dead people in "The Sixth Sense," they don't appear to know that they're stupid.

We need to tell them, instead of "sparing" their feelings. How the fark are people supposed to know when they're doing or saying something stupid if no one tells them?

You don't have to be a total dick about it. Just say, "Yeah, that's wrong. Don't be stupid." or somesuch.
 
2019-02-26 05:16:01 PM  
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2019-02-26 05:17:09 PM  

WayneKerr: This punning stuff is ridiculous.


Let's hope Wohl won't escape PUNishment
 
2019-02-26 05:17:12 PM  

lostcat: Is this the the pasty pro-Trump goon who got punched in the face?

I'm having a hard time keeping track of all these pasty-white, fascist attention whores who love Trump.


Nah, Wohl, surprisingly, hasn't been punched. He's the one who slobbers - sorry, slobbered all over Trump's knob on Twitter in a blatant attempt to earn a pardon for the crimes that earned him the world's record for 'Youngest Person Ever To Be Banned From Futures Trading For Life'.
 
2019-02-26 05:18:07 PM  
I liked him in Arliss.
 
2019-02-26 05:18:45 PM  

NateAsbestos: browneye: This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....

SHE paid HIM?

OK, he's more skilled of a huckster than I'd given him credit for.

Still, fark him, right into a jail cell.


I had to reread that multiple times, I thought I wasn't processing it correctly.

But it also says she was reaching to strangers on CraigsList to stop people from ripping her off, so it does check out.
 
2019-02-26 05:18:53 PM  
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2019-02-26 05:19:14 PM  
Huh.  So this woman sought out a former Mossad agent on Craigslist to get help dealing with scammers?

There's something sweet, naive and crazy about that plan.  It's kind of like hopping into the polar bear enclosure at the zoo while wearing a steak vest and challenging the bear to a fist fight.
 
2019-02-26 05:19:41 PM  

exparrot: What an asswohl


Cwhist wat an asswohl
Better?
 
2019-02-26 05:20:10 PM  

exparrot: What an asswohl


Life Sex & Death - Jawohl Asshole
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2019-02-26 05:20:43 PM  
Too bad. I'm going to miss the little scamp. He made me laugh...
 
2019-02-26 05:21:30 PM  

NateAsbestos: browneye: This woman is not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer....

SHE paid HIM?

OK, he's more skilled of a huckster than I'd given him credit for.

Still, fark him, right into a jail cell.


I gotta say, he speaks with a lot of confidence. What he says is 100% bullshiat, but that kid really knows how to lie, his dad taught him well in that regard. Watch the video of his press conference, the audience is practically laughing at him but he never gets off script and always projects confidence in what he's saying.  The way he just powers through questions about his "intelligence agency" is amazing.  A true psychopath if I've ever seen one.

/I'm pretty sure his "lawyer" was/is still drunk also.
//That and his fly was down the entire time.
///Fine, 3.
 
2019-02-26 05:21:34 PM  
Wait wait wait. Did Wohl lose his twitter account?
 
2019-02-26 05:22:02 PM  
You could say his Twitter account

*puts on sunglasses*

went AWOL.
 
2019-02-26 05:22:21 PM  
Hahahaha.

This is awesome. What a great news day. This is going to be a really fun week.
 
2019-02-26 05:22:41 PM  
From the USA Today Article:
But, Wohl claimed to USA TODAY, however, that a goal of his scheme had been to trick journalists into thinking that he had offered to pay for dirt on Mueller, so he made up a person and sent those allegations to media outlets. On his phone, he scrolled through emails from reporters at major outlets like The Washington Post, The New York Times and Buzzfeed who had tried to garner more information from a person who he says did not actually exist.
He described these emails-- of reporters doing their due diligence-- as trophies from a logic-stretching plan that had as the ultimate goal getting reporters to go to a news conference at a D.C.-area Holiday Inn
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2019-02-26 05:23:07 PM  

jars.traptone: [img.fark.net image 609x552]


It's kind of amazingly ironic that "Israeli intelligence officer" is a shibboleth that opens every farking door in Republicanland.

// I should try that sometime
// I do accents well, and my Hebrew can quickly return to native-level fluency
// not that they'd notice if I recited the farking Decalogue or anything
 
2019-02-26 05:23:18 PM  
Just amazing.

I will give 2 months TF to anyone that can find me a spokes person for the GOP that is not a lying piece of shiat.
 
2019-02-26 05:23:30 PM  
Something I saw on twitter the other day, "The asswohl didn't fall far from the tree".
Still makes me chuckle.

elffster: Help w/ characters ripping her off, by ripping her off.

Oh hes a clever boy.  I really hope Mueller has this little turd roasted alive for dessert, after catching all the big turds first...


You want Mueller to eat turds? Dude!
 
2019-02-26 05:23:31 PM  

Znuh: Wait wait wait. Did Wohl lose his twitter account?


https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-w​o​hl-permanently-banned-by-twitter-for-f​ake-accounts

It would appear so.
 
2019-02-26 05:24:38 PM  

Znuh: Wait wait wait. Did Wohl lose his twitter account?


Yeah turns out "bragging on record to the biggest newspaper in America about how you are going to influence the 2020 elections with all the fake accounts you created in violation of the Twitter TOS" is, in fact, one of the few answers to the question "what would it take for Twitter to ban anyone with more than a thousand followers".
 
2019-02-26 05:24:52 PM  

Znuh: Wait wait wait. Did Wohl lose his twitter account?


YUUUUP

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