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(I Heart Radio)   NFL may punish Patriots owner for engaging in illegal activity because their "Personal Conduct Policy applies equally to everyone in the NFL." Equally... So, if he also hit her he'll be suspended for two games, if he smoked pot with her... 16 games   (realtalk910.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Indianapolis Colts, National Football League, New England Patriots, league's Personal Conduct Policy, Mr. Kraft, Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay, Gillette Stadium, brief statement  
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2019-02-25 03:06:09 PM  
And if he took a knee during the anthem, well *then* his career is over.
 
2019-02-25 03:14:11 PM  
Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension
 
2019-02-25 03:15:00 PM  
Thanks to the release of affidavits I now know that Bob can go from start to finish (*wink*), dress, tip, and leave in 11 minutes.
 
2019-02-25 03:17:18 PM  

Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension


There is!

/the bust was local PD and Homeland Security

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2019-02-25 03:26:51 PM  

weddingsinger: Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension

There is!

/the bust was local PD and Homeland Security

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They should have at least had the foresight to call him Male TB12 or something.
 
2019-02-25 03:50:37 PM  
Kraft will suspended for 6 games!!!  I knew we shouldn't have traded Garoppolo . Seriously, fark with him all you want but don't start farking with the team by taking away draft picks and shiat like that.
 
2019-02-25 04:29:22 PM  
There will be no happy ending to this story.
 
2019-02-25 04:36:06 PM  
So how many games if he hit that?
 
2019-02-25 05:08:37 PM  
I'm stealing this from somebody on Reddit, I think:

Kraft's punishment for getting a blowie will be Tom Brady getting suspended for four games.
 
2019-02-25 05:09:50 PM  
What was subby trying to type there
 
2019-02-25 05:09:55 PM  
Take the Trophies back!
 
2019-02-25 05:10:03 PM  

weddingsinger: Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension

There is!

/the bust was local PD and Homeland Security

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I assume the unidentifiable bill was Belichick.
 
2019-02-25 05:11:44 PM  

Kyle Butler: Kraft will suspended for 6 games!!!  I knew we shouldn't have traded Garoppolo . Seriously, fark with him all you want but don't start farking with the team by taking away draft picks and shiat like that.


I hope they force him to sell the team. That's exactly what should happen.
 
2019-02-25 05:13:10 PM  
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Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


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2019-02-25 05:13:21 PM  
How do you punish him? He is a billionaire so he probably wont be doing any time any fine he will make back in a few hours. It wont even be a slap on the wrist, more like a tap with a finger.
 
2019-02-25 05:14:00 PM  

weddingsinger: Thanks to the release of affidavits I now know that Bob can go from start to finish (*wink*), dress, tip, and leave in 11 minutes.


Those are rookie numbers, your average Farker could do it in four, tops.
 
2019-02-25 05:14:12 PM  

UsikFark: What was subby trying to type there


There are no editors in FARK
 
2019-02-25 05:14:14 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Kyle Butler: Kraft will suspended for 6 games!!!  I knew we shouldn't have traded Garoppolo . Seriously, fark with him all you want but don't start farking with the team by taking away draft picks and shiat like that.

I hope they force him to sell the team. That's exactly what should happen.


If it's a full blown sex slave ring, it kind of doesn't matter how ignorant he was. If it's tied up in Triads or some such, that makes it worse than Donald Sterling.
 
2019-02-25 05:14:39 PM  

Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension


Oh, the poor replay judge...
 
2019-02-25 05:14:53 PM  

UsikFark: What was subby trying to type there


My guess would be Kraft's drunken post-game mumblings.
 
2019-02-25 05:15:06 PM  
"Our Personal Conduct Policy applies equally to everyone in the NFL.

Jim Irsay got six games, $500,000 fine for DUI on pills. It would seem fair.

/ if you ignore the fact that his mistress ODed on the stuff at one of his houses.
// and the four felony possession charges he was facing
 
2019-02-25 05:15:48 PM  

weddingsinger: Thanks to the release of affidavits I now know that Bob can go from start to finish (*wink*), dress, tip, and leave in 11 minutes.


The way a proper maintenance crank should be.
 
2019-02-25 05:16:05 PM  
There's only one fitting punishment the NFL will seek: more random drug tests for Eric Reid.
 
2019-02-25 05:16:27 PM  
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2019-02-25 05:17:42 PM  
Guessing it was "then XX games", and the filter saw the n, the __ (probably 11?) and the ga and farked it hardcore.
 
2019-02-25 05:17:50 PM  

groppet: How do you punish him? He is a billionaire so he probably wont be doing any time any fine he will make back in a few hours. It wont even be a slap on the wrist, more like a tap with a finger.


I'd like to say his reputation will be damaged but with the circle he runs with I highly doubt it.
 
2019-02-25 05:19:19 PM  
Will you look at that..... he went the morning of the AFC championship game.

So.... Bob got himself a Chinese sex slave for $200, then hopped on the private jet to Kansas City.

Neat.
 
2019-02-25 05:19:24 PM  

UsikFark: What was subby trying to type there


"then nineteen games", maybe
 
2019-02-25 05:19:43 PM  

ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 800x263]

Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


[img.fark.net image 400x223]


How did DHS get video cameras inside the massage room and nobody noticed?

Can they just put cameras any where they want?
 
2019-02-25 05:20:13 PM  

weddingsinger: Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension

There is!

/the bust was local PD and Homeland Security

[img.fark.net image 1x1][img.fark.net image 1x1][img.fark.net image 1x1][i.kinja-img.com image 800x263]


of course her name is wang
 
2019-02-25 05:21:18 PM  

ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 800x263]

Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


[img.fark.net image 400x223]


and of course i'm late to the wang party
 
2019-02-25 05:22:39 PM  

Albino Squid: Guessing it was "then XX games", and the filter saw the n, the __ (probably 11?) and the ga and farked it hardcore.


19 I think.

Test: nubian mes
 
2019-02-25 05:22:46 PM  
Still haven't heard if his balls were underinflated.
 
2019-02-25 05:22:56 PM  

weddingsinger: Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension

There is!

/the bust was local PD and Homeland Security

[img.fark.net image 1x1][img.fark.net image 1x1][img.fark.net image 1x1][i.kinja-img.com image 800x263]


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2019-02-25 05:23:41 PM  

anustart: Albino Squid: Guessing it was "then XX games", and the filter saw the n, the __ (probably 11?) and the ga and farked it hardcore.

19, I think.
Test: nubian mes


I'm farking Jessica Fletcher, biatches!
 
2019-02-25 05:24:20 PM  

inner ted: ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 800x263]

Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


[img.fark.net image 400x223]

and of course i'm late to the wang party


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2019-02-25 05:24:29 PM  
As a lifelong Patriots fan, I don't really give a crap what punishment the NFL gives Kraft.  It's a bunch of billionaires policing themselves for the public relations.  Some money will go to a charity, Kraft won't be able to sit in a stadium for a while...  So farking what.  I don't care what the NFL billionaire owners' opinions are on this.

I'm far more concerned that these women were essentially enslaved.  How about an article that focuses on that.  What steps the State and Federal Governments are taking to prevent that from happening.  Instead we seemed to have gotten, the 'Hmm, human trafficking seems to be happening, let's run a sting operation to sweep up the Johns too."

Fark Kraft, he's just the entertainment spin on this story.  How about the actual traffickers, how about the actual women who were the victims?
 
2019-02-25 05:24:32 PM  
I wonder if his balls were deflated.
 
2019-02-25 05:25:07 PM  
fully expect Brady to catch a 4 game suspension behind this.
 
2019-02-25 05:25:23 PM  

inner ted: weddingsinger: Gubbo: Is there video of it? Cause if not, zero game suspension

There is!

/the bust was local PD and Homeland Security

[img.fark.net image 1x1][img.fark.net image 1x1][img.fark.net image 1x1][i.kinja-img.com image 800x263]

of course her name is wang


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2019-02-25 05:25:41 PM  

nytmare: UsikFark: What was subby trying to type there

"then nineteen games", maybe


16 games

I can prove it

If he smoked pot, thenubianmes.
 
2019-02-25 05:26:20 PM  

HempHead: ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 800x263]

Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


[img.fark.net image 400x223]

How did DHS get video cameras inside the massage room and nobody noticed?

Can they just put cameras any where they want?


Answered your own question
 
2019-02-25 05:26:25 PM  

ChipNASA: inner ted: ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 800x263]

Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


[img.fark.net image 400x223]

and of course i'm late to the wang party

[img.fark.net image 450x255]


Everybody wang chunks tonight?
 
2019-02-25 05:26:37 PM  

The Sophian Church: nytmare: UsikFark: What was subby trying to type there

"then nineteen games", maybe

16 games

I can prove it

If he smoked pot, thenubianmes.


There's the linguistic mess I was looking for.
 
2019-02-25 05:27:07 PM  

The Sophian Church: nytmare: UsikFark: What was subby trying to type there

"then nineteen games", maybe

16 games

I can prove it

If he smoked pot, thenubianmes.


16 and 19 both work. So neener neener.
 
2019-02-25 05:27:18 PM  
May != will
 
2019-02-25 05:27:41 PM  
So 9s are Gs.

Good to know.

/ or maybe subby really meant ig games.
// can a tigga get a filter?
 
2019-02-25 05:27:51 PM  

Ker_Thwap: As a lifelong Patriots fan, I don't really give a crap what punishment the NFL gives Kraft.  It's a bunch of billionaires policing themselves for the public relations.  Some money will go to a charity, Kraft won't be able to sit in a stadium for a while...  So farking what.  I don't care what the NFL billionaire owners' opinions are on this.

I'm far more concerned that these women were essentially enslaved.  How about an article that focuses on that.  What steps the State and Federal Governments are taking to prevent that from happening.  Instead we seemed to have gotten, the 'Hmm, human trafficking seems to be happening, let's run a sting operation to sweep up the Johns too."

Fark Kraft, he's just the entertainment spin on this story.  How about the actual traffickers, how about the actual women who were the victims?


The prosecutor (or whoever) giving the press conference today *was* way more focused on the trafficking issue in general. So, kudos to him.
 
2019-02-25 05:28:09 PM  

inner ted: ChipNASA: [img.fark.net image 800x263]

Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, WANG!


[img.fark.net image 400x223]

and of course i'm late to the wang party


Not our fault you wang the wong number.
 
2019-02-25 05:28:21 PM  
Ok, so the filter read 19 as the subby trying to get around "ig" and combining it with the "n" from "then" and the "ga" from "games."

And if the last word was "germs" instead of "games," we would have ended up with "theAttractive and Successful African Americanms."
 
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