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2019-02-24 12:54:17 PM  
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2019-02-24 01:15:32 PM  
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2019-02-24 01:28:31 PM  
Yeah, but did Nixon have fireworks at his?

/yeah, probably
 
2019-02-24 01:34:01 PM  

NeoCortex42: Yeah, but did Nixon have fireworks at his?

/yeah, probably


He smuggled them back from China. Or the Chinese hid them in his luggage. They cracked his combination of 1-2-3-4-5.
 
2019-02-24 01:42:15 PM  
If you need an ungodly, huge military spectacle to celebrate the magic of the American experiment, IMHO you're suffering from a sorely limited imagination.
 
2019-02-24 02:13:26 PM  
We've already had 2 years of LOOK OVER THERE!. It's just more of the same.
 
2019-02-24 02:47:27 PM  
Do you have any idea how much it hurts me to agree with Bill Kristol.

I'm dying over here.
 
2019-02-24 03:25:04 PM  
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2019-02-24 03:29:35 PM  
Maybe there are some other days free.

Does anyone do anything on December 25?
 
2019-02-24 03:37:23 PM  
a 'gathering' sounds kinda vague, tbh
 
2019-02-24 03:51:46 PM  
Never wrap yourself in the flag when what you really need is a Kevlar Snuggie.
 
2019-02-24 03:56:54 PM  
Glad we are going to Australia before this happens.
 
2019-02-24 03:58:39 PM  
I'm incredibly conflicted... I agree with him, but he's literally always wrong. Therefore Trump will be president for life??? What is happening?!?!
 
2019-02-24 04:01:10 PM  

Prey4reign: If you need an ungodly, huge military spectacle to celebrate the magic of the American experiment, IMHO you're suffering from a sorely limited imagination.


Huge military spectacle has kinda been the American experiment for the past seven decades or so, though.
 
2019-02-24 04:03:21 PM  
please clap
 
2019-02-24 04:04:02 PM  
I'm gonna need a triple check on any "fact" Kristol boy ever presents. Just because he is now anti-Trump did not all of sudden make him not a farking moron.
 
2019-02-24 04:07:43 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: NeoCortex42: Yeah, but did Nixon have fireworks at his?

/yeah, probably

He smuggled them back from China. Or the Chinese hid them in his luggage. They cracked his combination of 1-2-3-4-5.


This is Nixon we are talking about.  The combination would be:

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2019-02-24 04:11:08 PM  

carkiller: Prey4reign: If you need an ungodly, huge military spectacle to celebrate the magic of the American experiment, IMHO you're suffering from a sorely limited imagination.

Huge military spectacle has kinda been the American experiment for the past seven decades 250 years or so, though.


FTFY.
 
2019-02-24 04:13:42 PM  
I wonder if he is holding this to say the whole crowd showed up just for him so he will feel better about his inauguration crowd.
 
2019-02-24 04:15:50 PM  
MAGA hats get to define what it is to be American for the rest of us. When they tell you to put on the armbands you better do it.
 
2019-02-24 04:16:43 PM  

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The bayonet on the Gatling gun seems a little much. I feel it detracts from the otherwise subdued tone of the piece.
 
2019-02-24 04:18:34 PM  

Gubbo: Maybe there are some other days free.

Does anyone do anything on December 25?


But, but, but, but that day's supposed to be a day for Jesus.  Oh never mind.  I see what you did there.
 
2019-02-24 04:18:55 PM  
Goddamn. He's the pathetic attention whore that the 13 year old attention whore from my middle school days who stuffed her bra and wore ass cheek exposing shorts and was constantly crying about some drama would look at and think "goddamn, I just can't bring myself to compete with that for attention. I guess I'll put on respectable clothing and study for my classes from here on out."
 
2019-02-24 04:22:35 PM  

NeoCortex42: Yeah, but did Nixon have fireworks at his?

/yeah, probably


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2019-02-24 04:23:34 PM  

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Are those dildos across his chest? I bet they are.

/brave enough and all that rot...
 
2019-02-24 04:24:06 PM  

Amish Tech Support: MAGA hats get to define what it is to be American for the rest of us. When they tell you to put on the armbands you better do it.


I'll either be that stoic looking farker not saluting the fuhrer in that famous  pic. Or, I'll shove a Trump flag ( you'll know there will be some there) up some asses.
 
2019-02-24 04:33:17 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: please clap


Then explode..

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2019-02-24 04:34:32 PM  
So this is his "sneaky" way t get that parade he wanted?
 
2019-02-24 04:38:53 PM  
Also, please staple a copy of your tax returns for the past eight years to the "addendum" section when filing said report.
 
2019-02-24 04:40:19 PM  
If Bill Kristol wrote this I can only imagine Nixon is currently in his 12th term as president. All hail Nixon Bot!
 
2019-02-24 04:41:57 PM  
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2019-02-24 04:43:06 PM  

groppet: I wonder if he is holding this to say the whole crowd showed up just for him so he will feel better about his inauguration crowd.


And the ironic part is that nobody will show up (just like his inauguration), thanks to his attempts at holiday hijacking.
 
2019-02-24 04:43:59 PM  
If you have to force people to love America, the problem isn't them, it's America.
 
2019-02-24 04:49:22 PM  

Amish Tech Support: MAGA hats get to define what it is to be American for the rest of us. When they tell you to put on the armbands you better do it.


Y'know, I can't decide if I would go down in a blaze if gunfire or surrender in plans to escape rather than be branded a Trumpzi or follow orders from magats.

Kinda farked we have to think of this being in our reality nowadays.

/BTW your username used to be my WiFi name
//saw a person at an Amish cafe ask for the WiFi password
///just hope my last meal will be from an Amish bakery
 
2019-02-24 04:52:17 PM  
You know your reelection bid is in trouble when you have to hijack the nation's annual celebration of its independence.
 
2019-02-24 04:52:37 PM  
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2019-02-24 04:56:33 PM  

standardeviation: I'm incredibly conflicted... I agree with him, but he's literally always wrong.


One of the lesser-known side effects of the reality distortion effect of Trumpworld is that Bill Kristol, in defiance of the natural order, is occasionally allowed to remove his dick from his ear.

We will know this period of time has finally and conclusively passed us by when Kristol's tab finally comes due and he instantly becomes so wrong that he ceases to exist.
 
2019-02-24 04:59:26 PM  

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2019-02-24 05:17:04 PM  
I don't like Bill Kristol but he seems to be unusually, even freakishly, accurate for once, so kudos to you Bill, I guess.

Well, observed, Mr. K. Well observed. (golf clap)
 
2019-02-24 05:17:20 PM  

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2019-02-24 05:18:29 PM  

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I have always disagreed with Dr. Johnson on this one. I maintain that patriotism is often the first and the only refuge of a scoundrel, when it isn't piety or dogmatism.
 
2019-02-24 05:20:17 PM  
Yeah, but you gotta love the old smelly bear. He was so often witty and funny or even wise that you can almost forgive him for being a Tory.
 
2019-02-24 05:23:01 PM  
Thing is, every year there is a huge July 4th celebration by the Washington Monument which is near the Lincoln Memorial.  Big concert, wonderful fireworks display. Big crowds including many immigrants who live in and near DC. Of course, traffic is a mess. So, I guess, i don't quite get it.  Trump is trying to either upstage the annual celebration or trying to take credit for it.
 
2019-02-24 05:24:37 PM  

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Couple problems with this.  He's not orange in the reality picture.  In the Fox picture he would be walking on the water, not through it.  And in the reality picture he would be wearing an ill fitting suit, not shirtless.
 
2019-02-24 05:27:32 PM  

runwiz: Thing is, every year there is a huge July 4th celebration by the Washington Monument which is near the Lincoln Memorial.  Big concert, wonderful fireworks display. Big crowds including many immigrants who live in and near DC. Of course, traffic is a mess. So, I guess, i don't quite get it.  Trump is trying to either upstage the annual celebration or trying to take credit for it.


I would love it if he can't get any actual celebrities for his own thing and everybody just goes to the normal festivities.

Or I wonder if he is entirely co-opting the usual DC event and forcing them to do his rally instead.
 
2019-02-24 05:32:35 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: NeoCortex42: Yeah, but did Nixon have fireworks at his?

/yeah, probably

He smuggled them back from China. Or the Chinese hid them in his luggage. They cracked his combination of 1-2-3-4-5.


I recalled Nixon being a lot of things, but a moron wasn't one of them.
 
2019-02-24 05:32:56 PM  

SFSailor: carkiller: Prey4reign: If you need an ungodly, huge military spectacle to celebrate the magic of the American experiment, IMHO you're suffering from a sorely limited imagination.

Huge military spectacle has kinda been the American experiment for the past seven decades 250 years or so, though.

FTFY.


Well, that's demonstrably untrue. Manu Americans were pretty anti military growth until after we got involved in WW2. It's why it took us so long to get involved in both conflicts.

Yes, we were involved in wars, but no more so than any other nation. The Civil War was barely an exception.
 
2019-02-24 05:34:39 PM  

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I always thought that guy was Johann Sebastian Bach.
 
2019-02-24 05:37:37 PM  
Dumpy's celebration will have free food too, if he can find a picnic basket nobody's watching too closely.
 
2019-02-24 05:38:44 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: kbronsito: [azquotes.com image 850x400]

I always thought that guy was Johann Sebastian Bach.


The dude from Skid Row would have had a color picture.
 
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