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(WTAE)   Pro tip: When transporting 500 pounds of weed, you might want to drive faster than 40 mph on a speed limit 70 turnpike   (wtae.com) divider line
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2019-02-22 09:15:32 PM  
Weed should be as legal as alcohol if not even less restricted worldwide.

If you are ever on jury duty, remember that and find people not guilty on any marijuana related charges. Be the change you want to see in the world.
 
2019-02-23 12:26:34 AM  
Denver joke:

COP: "Do you know how fast you were going and why I pulled you over?"
STONER: "Um...57?"
COP: "ELEVEN."
 
2019-02-23 12:27:56 AM  
Wooo, scary, scary POT!!
those officers must be pretty pleased with themselves.
 
2019-02-23 12:28:35 AM  
You know what stops all drug trafficking out there?

*waggles razorwire*
 
2019-02-23 12:29:36 AM  
How is it that I frequently hear these stories of drug dealers getting pulled over for driving too slow on the highway yet every goddamn day I get stuck behind some drooling moron doing 40 in a 70 and there's never a cop around then?

Not only should it be legal, but I should be legally obligated to run those idiots off the road. As in just passing these morons should be considered a dereliction of civic duty and punishable with a ticket. If you can't do interstate speeds then stay off the farking interstate.

Obviously I have strong feelings about this.
 
2019-02-23 12:30:14 AM  

Wadded Beef: Denver joke:

COP: "Do you know how fast you were going and why I pulled you over?"
STONER: "Um...57?"
COP: "ELEVEN."


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And usually when I pull people over they pull on the shoulder!
 
2019-02-23 12:34:26 AM  
"I think we're parked, man"
 
2019-02-23 12:34:31 AM  
This Evil drug is legal in Canada now, the mass hysteria and increase in crime has been...
 
2019-02-23 12:41:35 AM  
I once had to drive to see my then-gf (now wife) in my pos beater.  I had to be on the interstate most of the way.  The car would literally shake itself to bits at 60, and was a wonderful rock polisher at 55.  So, I am trundling along at exactly 50.  I stay firmly in the right lane like a good boy.  I had a state trooper follow me for a good 10 miles.  I was assuming he was waiting for me to do something - anything - even the slightest bit hinky to pull me over as a drug mule.  Finally, he just got bored and left me alone.  Funny part is, I would have probably thanked him for a break from having my nuts auto-juggled.

/Gods, I hated that car.
//It was worse than my Chevy Nova that did 0-60 in about 5 minutes
 
2019-02-23 12:45:39 AM  
This is why I cut down to smoking only 400 pounds a month.
 
2019-02-23 12:46:59 AM  
Tru dat.... I do drive waaaay slower when I've had a toke or two.
 
2019-02-23 01:25:25 AM  
Waiting too long for the stop sign to turn green is a common error around here
 
2019-02-23 01:42:54 AM  
If I'm driving behind someone who's going like 5-10 under the limit when the weather's OK, I naturally presume they're either carrying or have outstanding warrants.
 
2019-02-23 01:48:37 AM  
"Suspected" marijuana?
 
2019-02-23 02:19:46 AM  
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2019-02-23 02:57:53 AM  
Damn, it's a speed *limit* not a speed *requirement*. I'm not supposed to go over the limit, otherwise I get a ticket. So what's wrong with not breaking the law? Obviously you need to have a safe rate of speed compared to everyone else, but there actually is a minimum highway speed (whether state or federal I don't remember) which is 40mph. So these guys where doing that. They fell within the legal speed zone. So this shiat needs to get tossed out of court for wrongful search.

/devils advocate. Obviously if you drive 40 mph on the damn highway, I hope carpenter ants nest in your eyeballs.
 
2019-02-23 03:08:39 AM  
Reminds me of a Guindon cartoon where a middle-aged wife arrives home and tells her husband, " The only people driving the speed limit were senior citizens and drug dealers. " :-)
 
2019-02-23 04:29:16 AM  

MythDragon: Damn, it's a speed *limit* not a speed *requirement*. I'm not supposed to go over the limit, otherwise I get a ticket. So what's wrong with not breaking the law? Obviously you need to have a safe rate of speed compared to everyone else, but there actually is a minimum highway speed (whether state or federal I don't remember) which is 40mph. So these guys where doing that. They fell within the legal speed zone. So this shiat needs to get tossed out of court for wrongful search.

/devils advocate. Obviously if you drive 40 mph on the damn highway, I hope carpenter ants nest in your eyeballs.


Many roads have a minimum speed.  The PA Turnpike's minimum speed is 15 MPH below the posted speed limit unless otherwise indicated.  I know that because I wondered what the rule is on that road and looked it up before posting so as to avoid looking foolish.  :)
 
2019-02-23 04:48:44 AM  
They were infringing on the rights of all the drunken speeders behind them.
As a result they were getting in the way of the state's right to improving the bottom by line by handing out tickets.
Never mess with the states cash flow.
 
2019-02-23 11:09:06 AM  

Wadded Beef: Denver joke:

COP: "Do you know how fast you were going and why I pulled you over?"
STONER: "Um...57?"
COP: "ELEVEN."


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/littering and
//littering and
///littering and
 
2019-02-23 11:59:25 AM  

doglover: Weed should be as legal as alcohol if not even less restricted worldwide.

If you are ever on jury duty, remember that and find people not guilty on any marijuana related charges. Be the change you want to see in the world.


Look, if we stopped enforcing every bad law, there'd be hardly any people in prison.  Do you want to give up the United States' role as the world leader in incarceration?  Do you want to start putting cops and corrections officers out of work?  Do you think those people could just get jobs as engineers or plumbers?  Think man!  When you smoke weed, you aren't just creating jobs for growers, dealers, glass blowers, and vape pen manufactures, you're also employing cops, lawyers, judges, corrections and parole officers.  Go make the world a better place by doing drugs and being part of the system.
 
2019-02-23 12:20:53 PM  

Esroc: How is it that I frequently hear these stories of drug dealers getting pulled over for driving too slow on the highway yet every goddamn day I get stuck behind some drooling moron doing 40 in a 70 and there's never a cop around then?


The interstate I drive on mostly is posted for 55 but of course people go a lot faster. The other day I was in the center lane and someone pulls out in front of me going 45. I'm like, ok, I'll just relax because you are going to speed up in a second, right? Nope.
 
2019-02-23 03:50:07 PM  

MagicalBorderWall: You know what stops all drug trafficking out there?

*waggles razorwire*


Name checks out.

/LOL, some cleverly named new alts have been springing up
 
2019-02-24 02:47:53 AM  

SwiftFox: Waiting too long for the stop sign to turn green is a common error around here


I drove by the airport one night 'cause the runway lights are neat when you're stoned.
I stopped to let a plane fly over.
 
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