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(Salt Lake Tribune)   The road, the road, the road is on fire   (sltrib.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Salt Lake City, Honda, Honda Civic, diesel tanker, UDOT spokesman John Gleason, Great Salt Lake, Drainage, Utah  
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2019-02-22 10:55:08 PM  
We don't need no water let the...

... wait, I'm pretty sure even libertarians agree that we do need roads.
 
2019-02-22 10:59:38 PM  
....and THIS is why the Nazis decided against filling their flamethrowers with chlorine trifluoride.
 
2019-02-22 11:05:58 PM  
I'm going to hazard a guess and say the Civic was behind the rig and was annoyed at how slow it was going so it passed it on the left and cut back in a little to close because people that drive Civics are morons.
 
2019-02-22 11:07:45 PM  

C18H27NO3: I'm going to hazard a guess and say the Civic was behind the rig and was annoyed at how slow it was going so it passed it on the left and cut back in a little to close because people that drive Civics are morons.


But the Type R and blue shell stickers give the invunerability and the ability to destroy anyone ahead of them.
 
2019-02-22 11:10:51 PM  
Burn mother farker burn
 
2019-02-22 11:14:26 PM  

C18H27NO3: to


too!  Damnit, I hit Add Comment and tabbed out and something felt wrong but I let it go.
/I deserve to be shamed naked through the streets GoT-style for that one.
 
2019-02-22 11:15:49 PM  

Action Replay Nick: We don't need no water let the...

... wait, I'm pretty sure even libertarians agree that we do need roads.


If the owner of the toll road has a dispute with the owner of the private fire company, who you gonna call?
 
2019-02-22 11:21:13 PM  
Wow, way to go civic, its like the automobile version of david vs goliath.
 
2019-02-22 11:21:54 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Action Replay Nick: We don't need no water let the...

... wait, I'm pretty sure even libertarians agree that we do need roads.

If the owner of the toll road has a dispute with the owner of the private fire company, who you gonna call?


Ghostbusters?
 
2019-02-22 11:27:12 PM  
I read this book.  The scene where the man and the boy find the cannibal meat farm was really hard to take.
 
2019-02-22 11:27:14 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: itcamefromschenectady: Action Replay Nick: We don't need no water let the...

... wait, I'm pretty sure even libertarians agree that we do need roads.

If the owner of the toll road has a dispute with the owner of the private fire company, who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters?


User name does NOT check out....
 
2019-02-22 11:31:47 PM  
The long and fiery road...
 
2019-02-22 11:40:34 PM  
Burn, baby, burn...
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2019-02-22 11:41:20 PM  
It beats a river, eh Cleveland?
 
2019-02-22 11:44:47 PM  

Action Replay Nick: We don't need no water let the...

... wait, I'm pretty sure even libertarians agree that we do need roads.


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2019-02-22 11:47:30 PM  
Was Juan Pablo Montoya driving on this road? Behind a jet dryer?
 
2019-02-23 12:45:14 AM  
That's one way to clear the snow and ice.
 
2019-02-23 02:31:53 AM  
Just wondering which local Salt Lake farker is on a submission binge? Now I'm waiting for the submission of the teacher at a school for autism who sent naughty things to her student ... why yes I would submission her
 
2019-02-23 07:39:40 AM  
Wow.

And I thought my commute sucked...
 
2019-02-23 07:49:35 AM  

King Something: ....and THIS is why the Nazis decided against filling their flamethrowers with chlorine trifluoride.


Seriously?

On public roads?

Stuff is ridiculously dangerous.
From wiki:

It is, of course, extremely toxic, but that's the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers, not to mention asbestos, sand, and water-with which it reacts explosively. It can be kept in some of the ordinary structural metals-steel, copper, aluminum, etc.-because of the formation of a thin film of insoluble metal fluoride that protects the bulk of the metal, just as the invisible coat of oxide on aluminum keeps it from burning up in the atmosphere. If, however, this coat is melted or scrubbed off, and has no chance to reform, the operator is confronted with the problem of coping with a metal-fluorine fire. For dealing with this situation, I have always recommended a good pair of running shoes.
 
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