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(Twitter)   Noted moron Jacob Wohl & Twitter nutbag Laura Loomer brave icy conditions to serve "a sworn affidavit" to Rep. Ilhan Omar, skip leg day   (twitter.com) divider line
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2019-02-22 01:06:55 PM  
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2019-02-22 01:19:10 PM  
Just minutes ago, I tried to serve Jacob Wohl with a sworn affidavit for him to sign saying he never f*cked a bowl of gelatinized gravy. He refused to make himself available to sign.
 
2019-02-22 01:20:57 PM  
What the fark is this asshole rambling about, why isn't he in prison, and shouldn't she still be handcuffed to Twitter's door (or did she get her account back)?
 
2019-02-22 01:21:53 PM  

naughtyrev: Just minutes ago, I tried to serve Jacob Wohl with a sworn affidavit for him to sign saying he never f*cked a bowl of gelatinized gravy. He refused to make himself available to sign.


You've already won the internet today
Now you follow with this?

:)
 
2019-02-22 01:22:06 PM  
Her brother is a house?
 
2019-02-22 01:23:09 PM  
But don't you dare call them racist.
 
2019-02-22 01:24:04 PM  
Jacob Hole has never denied being a dog rapist.
 
2019-02-22 01:24:08 PM  
You know... I try not to cheer for mob violence but then a guy like this comes along.
 
2019-02-22 01:24:44 PM  
Was the affidavit signed by his mom?
 
2019-02-22 01:25:17 PM  
This is the price we pay for no one having beat the everloving fark out of that O'Keefe loser.
 
2019-02-22 01:28:56 PM  
This dipshiat is in Minneapolis?  BRB.
 
2019-02-22 01:30:54 PM  

hobnail: This dipshiat is in Minneapolis?  BRB.


Bring me!
 
2019-02-22 01:33:01 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: But don't you dare call them racist.


No, I think that I will.
 
2019-02-22 01:36:42 PM  

ThomasPaineTrain: hobnail: This dipshiat is in Minneapolis?  BRB.

Bring me!


LOL sure.

Wait.  She married her brother? and they have a paper saying she didn't? I has a confusion.
 
2019-02-22 01:37:48 PM  
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2019-02-22 01:37:57 PM  
Wait, was she supposed to have married her brother?  WTF kind of incest is this?
 
2019-02-22 01:40:30 PM  
I'm coming to the conclusion that conservatives are out to corner the market on annoying little pricks.

/Ineffectual annoying little pricks.
 
2019-02-22 01:42:57 PM  

enry: Wait, was she supposed to have married her brother?  WTF kind of incest is this?


An anonymous post on some website made the claim and was picked up by conservative brilliant thinkers like Wohl.

The confusing part is that it alleges it was a green card marriage despite that making no sense since the brother or sister of an American citizen would have the same standing to gain a green card as a spouse.

Also, her entire family was granted refugee status, so why would she have a brother who isn't a citizen?
 
2019-02-22 01:43:48 PM  

hobnail: ThomasPaineTrain: hobnail: This dipshiat is in Minneapolis?  BRB.

Bring me!

LOL sure.

Wait.  She married her brother? and they have a paper saying she didn't? I has a confusion.


Never heard of it before now. Here's the Snopes article if you wanted to read it.
 
2019-02-22 01:45:05 PM  
Proof: Assholes just become bigger assholes
 
2019-02-22 01:50:13 PM  

Circusdog320: Proof: Assholes just become bigger assholes


I wish Mueller was petty enough to pursue charges against Wohl for his bullshiat sexual harassment claim.
 
2019-02-22 01:50:27 PM  

hobnail: Now where the fark are my curbstomping boots.  Dammit.


name checks out
 
2019-02-22 01:54:32 PM  
Her staff confirmed that she's 'working' in her home district. So where the hell is Ilhan Omar?


Go check the hipster coffee bars, ya doof.
 
2019-02-22 01:54:59 PM  
Christ, what assholes.
 
2019-02-22 01:55:18 PM  
Is it still wrong to wish a horrific death upon people in this timeline? For some reason these assholes bother me more that Trump.
 
2019-02-22 01:55:18 PM  
I did even understand this one?

But I'm sure fox fiction will run it with some scary music to get the message across
 
2019-02-22 01:55:20 PM  

weddingsinger: enry: Wait, was she supposed to have married her brother?  WTF kind of incest is this?

An anonymous post on some website made the claim and was picked up by conservative brilliant thinkers like Wohl.

The confusing part is that it alleges it was a green card marriage despite that making no sense since the brother or sister of an American citizen would have the same standing to gain a green card as a spouse.

Also, her entire family was granted refugee status, so why would she have a brother who isn't a citizen?


Perhaps conservatives wouldn't be so incredibly frightened of immigrants if they had any idea how immigration works. From their perspective it must just be brown people popping into existence from a cloud of reefer smoke.
 
2019-02-22 01:55:35 PM  
If GOP projection has taught me anything it's that Laura Loomer and Jacob Wohl are siblings and married to each other.
 
2019-02-22 01:56:05 PM  
Serve...an affidavit? That's not how serving or affidavits work. It's like pleading a subpoena. Are we just allowed to throw random Law and Order [CHUNG CHUNG] words together now???
 
2019-02-22 01:56:36 PM  
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2019-02-22 01:57:25 PM  
Great.  Now these clowns are teaming up.  They're forming a voltron of derp.  Derptron, if you will.
 
2019-02-22 01:57:32 PM  

Ecobuckeye: [img.fark.net image 768x1024]

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"Surely this stunt will get me some tail"
 
2019-02-22 01:58:03 PM  
What the actual fark?

And why do I end up thinking typing that about every other farking news story?
 
2019-02-22 01:58:04 PM  
Please send more money!  We're doing stuff to the libs!
 
2019-02-22 01:58:06 PM  
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2019-02-22 01:58:24 PM  
Why are they not in jail?
 
2019-02-22 01:59:35 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Serve...an affidavit? That's not how serving or affidavits work. It's like pleading a subpoena. Are we just allowed to throw random Law and Order [CHUNG CHUNG] words together now???


This. Like a thousand times.
 
2019-02-22 01:59:38 PM  
Why do conservatives hold up Wohl as this great genius? He's a bit of a moron.
 
2019-02-22 01:59:41 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Serve...an affidavit? That's not how serving or affidavits work. It's like pleading a subpoena. Are we just allowed to throw random Law and Order [CHUNG CHUNG] words together now???


https://politics.theonion.com/trump-b​o​ys-set-up-don-and-eric-law-place-in-wh​ite-hou-1825828355
 
2019-02-22 02:00:20 PM  

Sophont: Why are they not in jail?


White conservatives aren't allowed go to jail, it wouldn't be fair to them
 
2019-02-22 02:00:37 PM  

Ecobuckeye: [img.fark.net image 768x1024]

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I hate to see the streets of my hometown soiled like that.
 
2019-02-22 02:00:50 PM  
Man, I'd be headed towards the local magistrate to swear out a protection order against these farkin' nuts.

Keep em 100 yards away.
 
2019-02-22 02:00:53 PM  
When you're the product of generations of cousin farking, the only way to look down on someone else is if they're a brother farker. So you go to great lengths to find real and imagined sibling farkers.
 
2019-02-22 02:00:56 PM  
Because we all know representatives of districts can never work anywhere except their office or their home. Never meeting with people in their districts, or taking a coffee break walk, or visiting local businesses, or any  number of things they could be doing to get in touch with their district.
 
2019-02-22 02:00:57 PM  
Skip leg day? Was Paul Ryan there too?
 
2019-02-22 02:01:15 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm coming to the conclusion that conservatives are out to corner the market on annoying little pricks.

/Ineffectual annoying little pricks.


You rang?
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2019-02-22 02:01:16 PM  
WTF fresh hell is this?
 
2019-02-22 02:01:35 PM  
You can serve people with affidavits?  That's news to me.
 
2019-02-22 02:01:56 PM  

Bootleg: What the fark is this asshole rambling about, why isn't he in prison, and shouldn't she still be handcuffed to Twitter's door (or did she get her account back)?


They do make a lovely boxed set of Fascist Farkwit Ken and Barbie, though, don't they? They're like a power couple, but for idiocy.
 
2019-02-22 02:02:08 PM  

Sophont: Why are they not in jail?


Take a guess.....give you #ffffff tries
 
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