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(WPTV)   Old and busted: Sex trafficking increases because of the Super Bowl. New hotness: Sex trafficking increases because of the owner of the Patriots in the Super Bowl   (wptv.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Robert Kraft, New England Patriots, Super Bowl, Super Bowl XXXI, Super Bowl XXXVII, team's sixth title, team, American Football League  
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2019-02-22 12:21:29 PM  
'Murica.
 
2019-02-22 12:22:47 PM  
That has to be the fastest greenlight I have ever seen. I submitted this two minutes ago...
 
2019-02-22 12:22:58 PM  
Patriots re cheaters, all the way to the top
 
2019-02-22 12:23:24 PM  
Bob, you farking idiot.
 
2019-02-22 12:23:28 PM  
Just had to deflate his balls, NBD.
 
2019-02-22 12:23:31 PM  
Me too, looks like he found another solution for deflated balls...
 
2019-02-22 12:23:35 PM  

King Something: 'Murica.


F**k Yea

/now that i have that stuck in my head
 
2019-02-22 12:23:40 PM  
"No, Bob, a prostitution ring doesn't count as your 7th."
 
2019-02-22 12:23:58 PM  

FarkingStan: That has to be the fastest greenlight I have ever seen. I submitted this two minutes ago...


Your headline sucks.  Not even a mention of deflating balls.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:00 PM  
Police: HANDS UP!

Kraft: (deflates)
 
2019-02-22 12:24:04 PM  
Trump: "Who? Never knew him"
 
2019-02-22 12:24:12 PM  

FarkingStan: That has to be the fastest greenlight I have ever seen. I submitted this two minutes ago...


There have been a lot of submissions since almost the second the news broke, multiple with the 'News Flash' tag.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:13 PM  
#FellateGate
 
2019-02-22 12:24:15 PM  
These poor women. What a horrific existence. Kraft will get a slap on the wrist for a misdemeanor. These women were tortured.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:20 PM  

alizeran: Just had to deflate his balls, NBD.


Shakes tiny fist
 
2019-02-22 12:24:21 PM  
Bwaaahahahahaahaaaaa!!!!!
 
2019-02-22 12:24:29 PM  
Trump is going to have to invade North Korea to steal the spotlight back from this story.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:36 PM  
My headline:

Patriots' owner Robert Kraft brought to his knees
 
2019-02-22 12:24:37 PM  
Their opponents should work "Rub! Rub! Rub and tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!" into their cadence at the line of scrimmage.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:38 PM  
Didnt score much on the field, at least there is some scoring off of it.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:39 PM  
This one? Really? Who greens these?
 
2019-02-22 12:24:43 PM  
Aww, shiat. Never a dull offseason in NE. Bring it on haters, this one is earned.
 
2019-02-22 12:24:50 PM  
Kraft visited the spa twice, an official in Jupiter, Fla., said. He was driven there, according to police.

Heh, Kraft has "F*ck you, drive me to the spa so someone can f*ck me" money ...
 
2019-02-22 12:25:04 PM  
NFL to get right on pushing Kraft out of ownership in 3, 2, 1.999999999999999999999999999999999999​999999999999999999999999999999999...
 
2019-02-22 12:25:05 PM  
EW, THERE'S VIDEO:

The owner of the Super Bowl champion New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, is being criminally charged with soliciting prostitution at a spa in Florida, where surveillance video showed him receiving sexual services, police there revealed Friday.
 
2019-02-22 12:25:14 PM  
I have absolutely no doubt the justice system will prevail, just as it would any other Joe Lunchpail accused of soliciting prostitution in this great country of ours.

/s
 
2019-02-22 12:25:23 PM  
0_o

It's certainly been an interesting and surreal week.

Saying F*ck the Patriots has a whole new meaning.
 
2019-02-22 12:25:29 PM  
THEY'VE KRAFTED A DENIAL:

In a statement, a spokesperson for Kraft said they "categorically deny that Mr. Kraft engaged in any illegal activity. Because it is a judicial matter, we will not be commenting further."
 
2019-02-22 12:25:34 PM  
I wonder if he would get two prostitutes at a time or if Kraft singles.
 
2019-02-22 12:25:47 PM  
Sex trafficking

Is this really how we describe prostitution?? Like, were the women abducted, etc, or were they a free agent in an industry that should be legal and regulated?

/ I don't know the answer, of course

// ... of course...
 
2019-02-22 12:25:48 PM  
Did the girls have to go through concussion protocol?
 
2019-02-22 12:25:53 PM  
Subby, He's "old and busted " too.
 
2019-02-22 12:25:56 PM  
So a rich white guy wants to get a little stank on his hang-low. What's the problem here? That doesn't even disqualify him from running for office these days.
 
2019-02-22 12:25:59 PM  
The police released a list of everyone being charged. Over half are over the age of 50, with one of them being 85 years old.
 
2019-02-22 12:25:59 PM  
Anyone make a deflated balls joke yet?
 
2019-02-22 12:26:10 PM  
And I thought Gronk was the biggest idiot on the Patriots.
 
2019-02-22 12:26:16 PM  
As a 50 year Patriots fan, I hope he rots the rest of his life in prison along with every other billionaire sex trafficker and/or pedophile out there.

/Assuming he's guilty.
//Not looking forward to the legacy kids running the franchise.
 
2019-02-22 12:26:19 PM  
"The Patriot Way? $200, and keep your hands to your sides."
 
2019-02-22 12:26:22 PM  
"Police have video evidence of Kraft engaging in sex acts."

[vomit.gif]

But...what about his trophy girlfriend?  Has she been replaced?
 
2019-02-22 12:26:34 PM  
For once, a Trump ally was arrested for something other than conspiracy against the U.S. and obstruction!
 
kab
2019-02-22 12:26:42 PM  
if its 2 consenting adults and she isnt a minor, who gives a shiat.  Poutrage about hookers is almost as pathetic as the laws about it.
 
2019-02-22 12:26:42 PM  

lindalouwho: 0_o
It's certainly been an interesting and surreal week.
Saying F*ck the Patriots has a whole new meaning.

So stealing this.
 
2019-02-22 12:27:04 PM  
Why couldn't this have happened to Dan Snyder?
 
2019-02-22 12:27:06 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Patriots re cheaters, all the way to the top


He's married? I did t realize he got married again after his wife died.
 
2019-02-22 12:27:08 PM  
Doesn't he have enough money to hire someone to solicit prostitutes on his behalf?
 
2019-02-22 12:27:22 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size


I'm genuinely shocked
 
2019-02-22 12:27:25 PM  

MattytheMouse: Trump


DRINK!
 
2019-02-22 12:27:43 PM  

Make More Hinjews: Sex trafficking

Is this really how we describe prostitution?? Like, were the women abducted, etc, or were they a free agent in an industry that should be legal and regulated?

/ I don't know the answer, of course

// ... of course...


Nine times out of ten, in massage parlors/spas like that, the women are being trafficked. That's not to say there aren't women who voluntarily choose to do it or that women who work on the streets or for agencies aren't being trafficked as well, but places like that are dumping grounds for trafficked women, primarily from Asia and Eastern Europe. It's insidious.
 
2019-02-22 12:27:43 PM  
Tough day to be a New England Revolution fan.
 
2019-02-22 12:27:44 PM  
Superbowl not the happy ending you were looking for?
 
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