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(AZ Family)   Man accused of using a machete to chop down more than 50 cacti. What a prick   (azfamily.com) divider line
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2019-02-22 05:45:01 AM  
I like the mugshot - he looks like he may have sat on a cactus.
 
2019-02-22 05:49:11 AM  
Each piece could regrow, so didn't he really help propagate the cacti?
 
2019-02-22 05:51:52 AM  

ComaToast: I like the mugshot - he looks like he may have sat on a cactus.


Cactus goes where?
 
2019-02-22 05:58:44 AM  
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/nice headline subby
 
2019-02-22 06:02:43 AM  

ComaToast: I like the mugshot - he looks like he may have sat on a cactus.


Care to share the photo, for those of us behind the GDPR wall : (
 
2019-02-22 06:11:30 AM  

Lady J: ComaToast: I like the mugshot - he looks like he may have sat on a cactus.

Care to share the photo, for those of us behind the GDPR wall : (


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2019-02-22 06:19:12 AM  
That mugshot says it was San Pedro.
 
2019-02-22 06:30:10 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Lady J: ComaToast: I like the mugshot - he looks like he may have sat on a cactus.

Care to share the photo, for those of us behind the GDPR wall : (

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spiky bits go where?

/thanks
 
2019-02-22 06:33:39 AM  

ComaToast: I like the mugshot - he looks like he may have sat on a cactus.


I'm getting more of a "can't sleep, cacti will eat me" vibe.
 
2019-02-22 06:43:09 AM  
A cactus is a living being!

Cactus Swing
Youtube LJHyb7sXikI
 
2019-02-22 07:00:50 AM  
One of the funniest videos I've watched is a guy that willingly jumps off the back of a truck into a cactus.  His absolute instant regret at such a bad idea is quite a thing to witness as he screams in a pain and begs his friends to pull him off and pull out the needles.  It's quite graphic, but well worth watching such an act of bravado and foolishness.
 
2019-02-22 07:08:58 AM  
I'll take The Dumbest Things You Can Be Arrested For for $200, Alex
 
2019-02-22 07:34:24 AM  
Why Mexican Fence Post cacti?  If he had gone after the cholla he would have be applauded.
 
2019-02-22 08:28:57 AM  
Must not have been a lucky machete

Nacho Libre leaves to the wilderness
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2019-02-22 08:40:55 AM  

Sgygus: Why Mexican Fence Post cacti?  If he had gone after the cholla he would have be applauded.


Why? Because those damns libby libs refuse to build a wall so a man's gotta take care of things himself.
 
2019-02-22 09:02:47 AM  

Easy Reader: One of the funniest videos I've watched is a guy that willingly jumps off the back of a truck into a cactus.  His absolute instant regret at such a bad idea is quite a thing to witness as he screams in a pain and begs his friends to pull him off and pull out the needles.  It's quite graphic, but well worth watching such an act of bravado and foolishness.


I ve seen that one. It pretty much is idiocy incarnate
 
2019-02-22 09:15:08 AM  

yderf: Each piece could regrow, so didn't he really help propagate the cacti?


The correct word is cactuses.
- Paul Bullen (@paulbullen)
 
2019-02-22 09:43:56 AM  

Easy Reader: One of the funniest videos I've watched is a guy that willingly jumps off the back of a truck into a cactus.  His absolute instant regret at such a bad idea is quite a thing to witness as he screams in a pain and begs his friends to pull him off and pull out the needles.  It's quite graphic, but well worth watching such an act of bravado and foolishness.


I foolishly went to find this, and I found one with a fat guy trying to jump over 29 feet of cactus naked on a skateboard.
 
2019-02-22 09:49:33 AM  
The headline suggests the criminal act was using a machete, rather than some alternative law enforcement approved cutting device.
 
2019-02-22 11:48:04 AM  
To be fair, they were coming right for him.
 
2019-02-22 12:07:41 PM  
Hassan CHOP!
 
2019-02-22 12:50:55 PM  

caljar: Easy Reader: One of the funniest videos I've watched is a guy that willingly jumps off the back of a truck into a cactus.  His absolute instant regret at such a bad idea is quite a thing to witness as he screams in a pain and begs his friends to pull him off and pull out the needles.  It's quite graphic, but well worth watching such an act of bravado and foolishness.

I foolishly went to find this, and I found one with a fat guy trying to jump over 29 feet of cactus naked on a skateboard.


On this one he just dives right in, maybe off the tailgate of a truck. I think he may have some safety goggles, but other than that, it's just some shorts. Not sure what his goal was, or if he expected different results.
 
2019-02-22 02:37:59 PM  
Aint nuthin' wrong with a little machete fightin'

/got nuthin'
 
2019-02-22 02:48:06 PM  
Reminds me of the true story of David Drummond...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_9LD​L​ur5P4
 
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