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2019-02-21 10:05:32 PM  
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2019-02-21 10:18:38 PM  
 I like to think that adorable dog would've bitten through Dotard's jugular
 
2019-02-21 10:19:09 PM  
The horror
 
2019-02-21 10:25:20 PM  
The GOP will immediately call for stricter Dog Control.
 
2019-02-21 10:26:43 PM  
I think my favorite reply is IRRESPONSIBLE DOG OWNER!
 
2019-02-21 10:29:03 PM  
Dogs are very good at judging character.
 
2019-02-21 10:40:50 PM  
Next on Hannity: AOC has inter-species sex in the middle of the street but you won't see Democrats calling for the resignation of this despicable pervert.
 
2019-02-21 10:42:11 PM  
She was raped by a panda? Has anyone told F*cker Carlson?
 
2019-02-21 10:52:45 PM  
OMG that's horrifying. I hope she makes a speedy recovery, and gets the slobber off herself
 
2019-02-21 11:26:51 PM  
In related news, AOC renames doggie, Laura and proceeds to dog walk her down the street.
 
2019-02-21 11:31:10 PM  
Sorry dog, the green new deal does not include free milkbones.
 
2019-02-22 12:51:28 AM  
Thoughts and prayers

/Think that's awesome
//Prays the doggo's owners give an extra treat
 
2019-02-22 12:56:48 AM  
I respect her but she is so adorable. I have the hugest crush on her. Intelligent, beautiful, nice personality. I am so jealous of her husband.
 
2019-02-22 01:18:03 AM  
I guess that doggo heard about the Greenies new deal.
 
2019-02-22 01:41:30 AM  

sithon: I respect her but she is so adorable. I have the hugest crush on her. Intelligent, beautiful, nice personality. I am so jealous of her husband.


I wish adam schiff was my husband.
 
2019-02-22 01:42:23 AM  
If I ran into her on the street I'd want to jump on her and lick her face, too.
 
2019-02-22 01:44:44 AM  
Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.
 
2019-02-22 01:46:50 AM  
It's cuz she had a steak in her pocket.
 
2019-02-22 01:46:52 AM  
Does that dog know she plans on banning them from farting?
 
2019-02-22 01:47:03 AM  
Just remember Trump hates dogs --in case anyone needs another reason not to like him.
 
2019-02-22 01:47:07 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Dogs are very good at judging character.


Sure if you ignore confirmation bias.
 
2019-02-22 01:47:15 AM  
Just a true red-blooded American patriot training his hound for liberal hunting season. If that dog came to my house, I'd bust out my Kid Rock American Badass grill and feed it steak.
 
2019-02-22 01:51:13 AM  

fusillade762: Does that dog know she plans on banning them from farting?


Also replacing all airplanes with solar powered, helium filled dirigibles.

The cow genocide must happen!
 
2019-02-22 01:51:51 AM  
Kid Rock - American Badass (DIRTY) HQ
Youtube sHbGsZUsisE
 
2019-02-22 01:53:51 AM  
I just want you all to know that this is the fault of Weatherkiss.
 
2019-02-22 01:54:06 AM  
That AOC was just laughing while the dog went on its licking spree makes it all the more awesome.  Most politicians, I'd even be comfortable saying any other politician, would have given the stink eye or motioned for the owner to keep the dog away while she was on the phone.
 
2019-02-22 01:54:07 AM  
This was actually my favorite thing on Twitter today. It's nice to see a politician being (dare I say it?) human.
 
2019-02-22 01:56:13 AM  
So she likes doggy style huh? Be back need to visit my bu.... never mind.....

Seriously, that was adorable though.
 
2019-02-22 01:57:00 AM  

Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.


My former MIL was convinced I was a good person because her dog liked me at first sight.
Today I am the anti-christ as far as she is concerned but her dog still loves me.

Maybe I am an asshole but sometimes we see what we want to see.
 
2019-02-22 01:57:16 AM  

Charletron: sithon: I respect her but she is so adorable. I have the hugest crush on her. Intelligent, beautiful, nice personality. I am so jealous of her husband.

I wish adam schiff was my husband.


Congressman or the DA from Law & Order?
 
2019-02-22 02:00:57 AM  
President Trump Says Having A Pet Dog 'Feels A Little Phony To Me' | TIME
Youtube RW10PNdoQQc
 
2019-02-22 02:01:30 AM  
poLiTiCIan ATtacKeD bY ViCiOuS BEaST
/r/peoplefarkingdying
 
2019-02-22 02:01:55 AM  
Dogs are generally good judges of character.

As are eagles

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2019-02-22 02:02:13 AM  

jst3p: Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.

My former MIL was convinced I was a good person because her dog liked me at first sight.
Today I am the anti-christ as far as she is concerned but her dog still loves me.

Maybe I am an asshole but sometimes we see what we want to see.


Her dog is still right, I'm damn sure of it. A person may be an asshole, but not in the way a dog would not like a person. I can also be a straight up asshole to other people but dogs will still come up to me.

Maybe it's the type of asshole the dog reacts to.
 
2019-02-22 02:02:22 AM  

jst3p: Gordon Bennett: Dogs are very good at judging character.

Sure if you ignore confirmation bias.


Apparently, it's more about the dog picks up on their human's reaction to a person. If a person doesn't like someone, the dog will pick up on it.
 
2019-02-22 02:03:59 AM  
Yay, socialism!!! Is it socialism thats in Scandinavia?!? Cause thats not really socialism... now is it? 

Green new deal, yay! except all of the stuff that isnt Green or New...
 
2019-02-22 02:04:44 AM  

ababyatemydingo: jst3p: Gordon Bennett: Dogs are very good at judging character.

Sure if you ignore confirmation bias.

Apparently, it's more about the dog picks up on their human's reaction to a person. If a person doesn't like someone, the dog will pick up on it.


This I can go with. "Dogs are very good at judging if someone else is a threat to me or not."
 
2019-02-22 02:04:45 AM  

sithon: I respect her but she is so adorable. I have the hugest crush on her. Intelligent, beautiful, nice personality. I am so jealous of her husband.


She seems to have a boyfriend, which means I have a chance.
 
2019-02-22 02:05:32 AM  

skipping non-voting comment in contest thread: Yay, socialism!!! Is it socialism thats in Scandinavia?!? Cause thats not really socialism... now is it? 

Green new deal, yay! except all of the stuff that isnt Green or New...


Thanks for stopping by and letting us know how much you fail to understand.

I'm glad you tried. Good job. Now grab a cookie and go to bed.
 
2019-02-22 02:05:34 AM  

Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.


Mine's not. He literally thinks every human is awesome and is totally confident that they love him and want him in their face. Pain in the ass to take him for walks in public places like parks, especially since I am an introvert who thinks most people suck ass.
 
2019-02-22 02:06:10 AM  

Bugerz: jst3p: Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.

My former MIL was convinced I was a good person because her dog liked me at first sight.
Today I am the anti-christ as far as she is concerned but her dog still loves me.

Maybe I am an asshole but sometimes we see what we want to see.

Her dog is still right, I'm damn sure of it. A person may be an asshole, but not in the way a dog would not like a person. I can also be a straight up asshole to other people but dogs will still come up to me.

Maybe it's the type of asshole the dog reacts to.


So "Game recognize game" and her dog knows, asshole or not, don't mess?
 
2019-02-22 02:09:00 AM  
Did he finish?
 
2019-02-22 02:09:11 AM  

gremlin79: Charletron: sithon: I respect her but she is so adorable. I have the hugest crush on her. Intelligent, beautiful, nice personality. I am so jealous of her husband.

I wish adam schiff was my husband.

Congressman or the DA from Law & Order?


Congressman duh. I respect him but what I really like about him is his tight little ass
 
2019-02-22 02:10:01 AM  
Bulldogs love everyone.  They're the best.
 
2019-02-22 02:10:08 AM  

Brat E. Pants: Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.

Mine's not. He literally thinks every human is awesome and is totally confident that they love him and want him in their face. Pain in the ass to take him for walks in public places like parks, especially since I am an introvert who thinks most people suck ass.


I'm sorry you have a retriever, which is actually a large cat?
 
2019-02-22 02:10:15 AM  
Also is her tan actually peanut butter?
 
2019-02-22 02:10:27 AM  

Bugerz: jst3p: Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.

My former MIL was convinced I was a good person because her dog liked me at first sight.
Today I am the anti-christ as far as she is concerned but her dog still loves me.

Maybe I am an asshole but sometimes we see what we want to see.

Her dog is still right, I'm damn sure of it. A person may be an asshole, but not in the way a dog would not like a person. I can also be a straight up asshole to other people but dogs will still come up to me.

Maybe it's the type of asshole the dog reacts to.


Many years ago I was stuck in a deep, dark place, and when a little dog came over to me and wanted some attention from me it hit me that I couldn't all that bad a person after all. That really helped.
 
2019-02-22 02:10:33 AM  

skipping non-voting comment in contest thread: Yay, socialism!!! Is it socialism thats in Scandinavia?!? Cause thats not really socialism... now is it? 

Green new deal, yay! except all of the stuff that isnt Green or New...


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2019-02-22 02:13:30 AM  

bobobolinskii: Bugerz: jst3p: Bugerz: Dogs are great judges of character. Regardless of her political positions, the fact a dog would straight up go on a licking spree on her is even more reinforcing of my opinion of her as a decent person.

My former MIL was convinced I was a good person because her dog liked me at first sight.
Today I am the anti-christ as far as she is concerned but her dog still loves me.

Maybe I am an asshole but sometimes we see what we want to see.

Her dog is still right, I'm damn sure of it. A person may be an asshole, but not in the way a dog would not like a person. I can also be a straight up asshole to other people but dogs will still come up to me.

Maybe it's the type of asshole the dog reacts to.

Many years ago I was stuck in a deep, dark place, and when a little dog came over to me and wanted some attention from me it hit me that I couldn't all that bad a person after all. That really helped.


I am OK with confirmation bias in this situation. I might be an asshole but I am not a monster.
 
2019-02-22 02:15:16 AM  

mtbhucker: Bulldogs love everyone.  They're the best.


http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ppfhzq/​c​omedy-central-presents-sluggo

Funny, SFW.
 
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