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(CNBC)   Large company has 57 Varieties of problems   ( divider line
    More: Awkward, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Kraft Heinz, fourth quarter, part of an investigation, internal investigation, fourth-quarter, Income statement, company  
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2019-02-21 08:55:55 PM  
I knew they were in the shiat the moment I saw they were pushing their own branded mayo.
2019-02-21 09:27:57 PM  
Baskin-Robbins? No wait... that's not right...
2019-02-22 12:36:20 AM  
Lawyers, litigation, settlement (tax write off), pr campaign and life is all dandy again. Excellent time to replace costly older labor too, just preempt it with the whole "but the company boo hoo" bullshiat
2019-02-22 01:46:43 AM  
Red corn syrup.
2019-02-22 02:11:17 AM  
 sure, it's always easy to see stuff in heinz sight
2019-02-22 02:29:04 AM  
Are biatches one of them?
2019-02-22 03:31:33 AM  
But a niche on the dining table ain't one...
2019-02-22 04:00:16 AM  
Heinz Spicy Garlic Pickle Chips are really good. If they go bust I'll have to buy that recipe though i doubt i could afford the heavy industry reagents and solvents they probably use.

/ Strontium-90? Is that really needed or can I substitute paprika?
2019-02-22 06:02:36 AM  
I'm a pissed off Canadian
.... sooooo I'm SORRY I buy Frenches ketchup now,
after heinz bent us over and wham-bam took off!
2019-02-22 07:50:04 AM  
TFA mentioned Kraft Heinz. Is it just Heinz or is all of Kraft in trouble? Because Kraft makes a lot of the prepared foods we eat, not just mac and cheese. Cadbury, Nabisco, and Oscar Mayer to name a few.
2019-02-22 08:08:23 AM  
I'll go with the tomato pull-out; it is, after wall, the procurement div that getting them in trouble
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2019-02-22 08:51:51 AM  

Marksrevenge: TFA mentioned Kraft Heinz. Is it just Heinz or is all of Kraft in trouble? Because Kraft makes a lot of the prepared foods we eat, not just mac and cheese. Cadbury, Nabisco, and Oscar Mayer to name a few.

They merged into one company.  They had 1 percent more sales, but lost a ton of money.  They cut their dividend, so things aren't looking great.
2019-02-22 09:41:01 AM  
Kraft foods common in the USA - How many have you eaten?

Back to Nature Meals
Bagel Bites
Bakers Chocolate
Capri Sun
Cool Whip
Corn Nuts
Country Time
Cracker Barrel Cheese
Crystal Light
Grey Poupon
Heinz 57 Sauce
Heinz Chili Sauce
Heinz Cocktail Sauce
Heinz Gravy
Heinz Ketchup
Heinz Vinegar
Jack Daniel's Sauces
Kraft Barbeque Sauce
Kraft Foodservice
Kraft Mac and Cheese
Kraft Natural Cheese
Kraft Salad Dressing
Kraft Singles
Lea & Perrins
Maxwell House
Miracle Whip
Mr. Yoshida's
My Heinz
Oscar Mayer
Shake N Bake
Stove Top
TGI Fridays
Weight Watchers Smart Ones

I've had about 24.
2019-02-22 01:41:30 PM  
From TFA one of their write-downs was their Oscar Mayer brand. Not surprised. Their hot dogs are rubbery grossness, and I couldn't tell you when was the last time I bought their cold cuts.

/their bologna fueled much of my childhood, but I don't remember ever thinking about how it tasted.
//stopping at two.
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