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2019-02-21 06:44:30 PM  
Say no more!
 
2019-02-21 06:51:06 PM  
I offered, your Honor
She honored my offer
And all night long
It was honor and offer.
;-{)
 
2019-02-21 07:06:55 PM  
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2019-02-21 07:10:02 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [morethings.com image 695x480]


If you know what I mean?
 
2019-02-21 07:12:57 PM  

sithon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: [morethings.com image 695x480]

If you know what I mean?


Say no more. Say no more.
 
2019-02-21 09:05:46 PM  
Does she?
 
2019-02-21 09:33:28 PM  
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2019-02-21 09:44:16 PM  
you sure it wasn't a nudzh?
 
2019-02-21 11:23:31 PM  
" I swear, I had something in my eye!" he sobbed as they dragged him off to the gallows.
 
2019-02-21 11:25:01 PM  
No props on proper propositions probably poor positioning for said proposals.
 
2019-02-21 11:27:33 PM  
F#ck you subby. Do you know how many woman are subjected to mens unwanted aggressions?

F#ck you asshole
 
2019-02-21 11:27:43 PM  
Seriously, you wonder why women won't touch you.

SMH
 
2019-02-21 11:28:22 PM  
Hownaturesaysdonottouch
 
2019-02-21 11:30:15 PM  
Scottish Sun?

Now I'm not sure Monty Python exists.
 
2019-02-21 11:33:07 PM  

Unikitty: Hownaturesaysdonottouch


I like to think I'm fairly well adjusted when it comes to being shot down by a female. If I buy them a drink, try to open a conversation, etc.... And they either respond negatively or seem disinterested, I just move on.

I don't understand the difficulty.
 
2019-02-21 11:33:34 PM  

Bowen: Scottish Sun?

Now I'm not sure Monty Python exists.


Fun Fact:

Scotland is the Newfoundland of Britain. They speak some kind of English that nobody but they themselves can understand.
 
2019-02-21 11:33:46 PM  
If he wanted to avoid jail he should have done a midnight runner.

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2019-02-21 11:35:51 PM  
Pussygrabbing's still OK right?
 
2019-02-21 11:36:02 PM  

nyseattitude: F#ck you subby. Do you know how many woman are subjected to mens unwanted aggressions?

F#ck you asshole


All of them, right????

/what do I win?
 
2019-02-21 11:36:02 PM  
Can't be a drunken idiot in a bar anymore.
 
2019-02-21 11:39:22 PM  

MBooda: Pussygrabbing's still OK right?


According to the squatter in the WH it is.
 
2019-02-21 11:55:58 PM  

bobobolinskii: MBooda: Pussygrabbing's still OK right?

According to the squatter in the WH it is.


Not so much for billy bush...
 
2019-02-22 12:04:27 AM  

nyseattitude: F#ck you subby. Do you know how many woman are subjected to mens unwanted aggressions?

F#ck you asshole


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2019-02-22 12:05:58 AM  
According to the full article, the drunk had been harassing two women for an extended amount of time, even trying to force kisses on one of them. Apparently the Scottish Sun likes the cut of Fark's jib and writes their own trolltastic misleading headlines.
 
2019-02-22 12:13:29 AM  

EdgeRunner: According to the full article, the drunk had been harassing two women for an extended amount of time, even trying to force kisses on one of them. Apparently the Scottish Sun likes the cut of Fark's jib and writes their own trolltastic misleading headlines.


Pretty much. Although, the question of consent is causing issues with my sense of history.

Can I go up to a woman, grab her, and kiss her? Obviously, no. However:
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2019-02-22 12:14:43 AM  
One of the most iconic pictures in US history.
 
2019-02-22 12:16:57 AM  
Another interpretation :
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2019-02-22 12:26:52 AM  

baron von doodle: One of the most iconic pictures in US history.


Also taken at a historic moment when joyful emotions were running high. I doubt anyone was overflowing with positive feelings due to spending time in the presence of a grabby drunk.
 
2019-02-22 12:33:08 AM  
Not a goer, then?
 
2019-02-22 12:36:52 AM  
So he skipped the foreplay?
 
2019-02-22 12:41:25 AM  

baron von doodle: One of the most iconic pictures in US history.


She wasn't that Impressed by it.

Just because it's iconic, doesn't make it right.
 
2019-02-22 12:51:54 AM  

Pinko_Commie: She wasn't that Impressed by it.


Okay, so you nuked Japan.
THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH, OOOOH OOOOH.

/shania
 
2019-02-22 12:59:06 AM  
Did anyone here read the article besides Edgerunner?
 
2019-02-22 01:05:50 AM  

thesharkman: Did anyone here read the article besides Edgerunner?


Nobody does that. Hell, I'm not sure why I did it.
 
2019-02-22 01:21:02 AM  
I was watching an interview with Eric Idle recently, and apparently Elivs was a HUUUGE fan of the "nudge, nudge" sketch. Eric claims that the Pelvis took to calling people "squire" after watching it. He also said that Elvis would sometimes impersonate the Pepperpots, even doing the high pitched voices and all.  If a video of that ever came to light, the internet would assplode.
 
2019-02-22 01:39:51 AM  

baron von doodle: EdgeRunner: According to the full article, the drunk had been harassing two women for an extended amount of time, even trying to force kisses on one of them. Apparently the Scottish Sun likes the cut of Fark's jib and writes their own trolltastic misleading headlines.

Pretty much. Although, the question of consent is causing issues with my sense of history.

Can I go up to a woman, grab her, and kiss her? Obviously, no. However:
[img.fark.net image 425x541]


If you (or he) had a time machine, that would be relevant.
 
2019-02-22 01:44:56 AM  

thesharkman: Did anyone here read the article besides Edgerunner?


Articles?

We confedating?
 
2019-02-22 01:45:10 AM  
er, confederating?
 
2019-02-22 01:52:55 AM  

doglover: er, confederating?


You misspelled cornfeed eating. Twice. Bet your spellchecker feels pretty silly!
 
2019-02-22 02:11:49 AM  
So, blinking and nodding still OK?
 
Oak
2019-02-22 02:27:48 AM  

kyuzokai: I was watching an interview with Eric Idle recently, and apparently Elivs was a HUUUGE fan of the "nudge, nudge" sketch. Eric claims that the Pelvis took to calling people "squire" after watching it. He also said that Elvis would sometimes impersonate the Pepperpots, even doing the high pitched voices and all.  If a video of that ever came to light, the internet would assplode.


I'm pretty sure Eric Idle was confusing Elivs (sic) and me in high school.
 
2019-02-22 02:50:18 AM  

Unikitty: Hownaturesaysdonottouch


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Or:
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2019-02-22 03:28:29 AM  
Creep persistently harassed women in bar and got done for it. Good. About time.
 
2019-02-22 03:56:45 AM  

nyseattitude: F#ck you subby. Do you know how many woman are subjected to mens unwanted aggressions?

F#ck you asshole


11 woman?
 
2019-02-22 04:05:15 AM  
Yeah he's probably a creep,. But still... God forbid a guy even speaks to a woman...
 
2019-02-22 04:06:15 AM  
First step of the human race dying out
 
2019-02-22 06:05:31 AM  
FTFA
It is also claimed he attempted to kiss another woman before returning to first intended woman

And this, gentlemen, is why the first woman is pressing charges.
 
2019-02-22 06:22:08 AM  

eredan: Yeah he's probably a creep,. But still... God forbid a guy even speaks to a woman...


eredan: First step of the human race dying out


Yeah! How dare women not swoon at a drunken asshole trying to forcefully kiss them against their wishes!
 
2019-02-22 06:57:35 AM  

bobobolinskii: Bowen: Scottish Sun?

Now I'm not sure Monty Python exists.

Fun Fact:

Scotland is the Newfoundland of Britain. They speak some kind of English that nobody but they themselves can understand.


CSB:

My mother was raised in south alabama, and her grandfather was from scotland.

My uncle had a hard southern accent that got progressively worse as he got drunk.
We had a distant relative visit from scotland when I was around 10 years old.
His brogue got worse the drunker he got.

I sat on the back porch one night listening to the 2 of em getting sloshed.

It was like watching a klingon and a romulan argue in their native tongues without a universal translator.
Really wish I had a video of it.

Scary part was they seemed to understand each other perfectly.
 
2019-02-22 07:28:32 AM  

Muzzleloader: bobobolinskii: Bowen: Scottish Sun?

Now I'm not sure Monty Python exists.

Fun Fact:

Scotland is the Newfoundland of Britain. They speak some kind of English that nobody but they themselves can understand.

CSB:

My mother was raised in south alabama, and her grandfather was from scotland.

My uncle had a hard southern accent that got progressively worse as he got drunk.
We had a distant relative visit from scotland when I was around 10 years old.
His brogue got worse the drunker he got.

I sat on the back porch one night listening to the 2 of em getting sloshed.

It was like watching a klingon and a romulan argue in their native tongues without a universal translator.
Really wish I had a video of it.

Scary part was they seemed to understand each other perfectly.


I have an uncle, only a few years older than me who has lived his entire life in Nova Scotia. In that area, they speak with a very distinct "Guysborough" accent - It's almost Irish, with some Scottish and maybe French, "Cape Breton-ese" and Newfoundland English thrown in.  To someone from "away", it's virtually impossible to decipher.

What's most bizarre is that everyone there speaks the same way - with teeth clenched and always a big smile (through clenched teeth!) - But they don't actually separate their upper & lower teeth to speak! It's like they're speaking through clenched teeth with a perma-grin on their face. Even when they laugh, they make the sound in their throats while laughing through closed teeth. It looks and sounds weird until you get used to it.

My Dad hasn't lived there for 60 years but still slips into the brogue within seconds when he's drinking. My uncle always talks like that, drunk or sober, although even my father finds it virtually impossible to understand my uncle when he's drunk.
 
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