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(Fox News)   Florida considers banning dumping blood into the water on crowded beaches because that's a thing you can do in Florida now   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, Fishing, Fisherman, common practice, statewide ban, Fresh Take Florida, news service, ocean's ultimate predator  
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2019-02-21 09:36:14 PM  
Well good thing I bought travel insurance. I guess my bucket of blood and I will take our money somewhere else.
 
2019-02-21 09:36:52 PM  
Well, it makes sense to not allow fishermen to clean their catch here kids are trying to play, so I kinda get...

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Sigh. Seriously, wtf is wrong with you, Florida?
 
2019-02-21 09:38:51 PM  
Dunt dunt. Dunt Dunt. DUNT DUNT.
 
2019-02-21 09:40:06 PM  
I'm searching for an adjective to describe this situation
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2019-02-21 09:41:03 PM  
Do you want sharks, because that's how you get sharks.

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Wait, they actually do want sharks. I didn't know the mayor of Amity Island became Governor of Florida!
 
2019-02-21 09:45:04 PM  
Too Jewish...

The Ten Commandments (1956)- Moses turns the river Nile to blood
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/even for florida
 
2019-02-21 09:49:06 PM  
Don't want to move too fast with this legislation.  I say go slow ahead.
 
2019-02-21 09:50:26 PM  
Well, I gotta dump it somewhere. Every time I take a bag of blood to the blood bank, they ask me, "where did you get this blood?" and "whose blood is this?" and they won't just take it.
 
2019-02-21 09:54:11 PM  
How else are you supposed to get chummy with the locals?
 
2019-02-21 09:54:46 PM  
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But we have an inalienable right to the pursuit of happiness, which requires tormenting endangered species for social media content!
 
2019-02-21 10:01:01 PM  
Is there a non-Fox link?
 
2019-02-21 10:01:58 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Well, I gotta dump it somewhere. Every time I take a bag of blood to the blood bank, they ask me, "where did you get this blood?" and "whose blood is this?" and they won't just take it.


You should try a credit union.  Banks are evil.
 
2019-02-21 10:10:38 PM  

JesusIsNowBlind: Is there a non-Fox link?


What has that got to do with anything?
 
2019-02-21 10:11:10 PM  
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2019-02-21 10:14:57 PM  

66ans: JesusIsNowBlind: Is there a non-Fox link?

What has that got to do with anything?


Yeah, isn't all media controlled by pro-Trump fascist cabals?
 
2019-02-21 10:46:46 PM  
Eat the rich!
 
2019-02-21 11:18:38 PM  
Did you know the vast majority of shark bite victims who die, actually do so from drowning.  The tourist development board will feel this is important distinction to know when you are reporting the cause of death.
 
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