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2019-02-19 10:35:52 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:38:53 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:39:07 AM  
Nice knowin ya Roger
 
2019-02-19 10:39:12 AM  
Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?
 
2019-02-19 10:39:15 AM  
I guess she didn't buy into his apology?

She'd already threatened him with a full gag order if he didn't stop discussing the case on social media.  Then yesterday he tweets a picture of her with crosshairs in the picture... it's like he's daring her to gag him.

Maybe he's into gagging?
 
2019-02-19 10:39:24 AM  
Throw him in farking jail already.

Why the fark are people still giving these guys wrist slaps when they clearly are still trying to play the "the law doesn't apply to me, you peasant" game?
 
2019-02-19 10:39:38 AM  
Let's just mark February 21st as the last day anybody ever saw Roger Stone alive outside of either a courtroom on a prison.
 
2019-02-19 10:39:43 AM  
How terribly surprising, could it be the surveyors' mark thing?

Roger belongs under the prison yard.
 
2019-02-19 10:39:53 AM  
Lock him up.
 
2019-02-19 10:40:22 AM  
Post stupid things
Win stupid prizes jail time
 
2019-02-19 10:40:25 AM  

kidgenius: Nice knowin ya Roger


No it wasn't. Stop lying.
 
2019-02-19 10:40:26 AM  

stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?


Stone done farked himself
 
2019-02-19 10:40:57 AM  
Revoke his bail, issue a complete media gag order to his attorneys, and order that he is to have no contact with anyone outside the jail staff except for his attorneys.
 
2019-02-19 10:41:08 AM  

bluejeansonfire: Throw him in farking jail already.

Why the fark are people still giving these guys wrist slaps when they clearly are still trying to play the "the law doesn't apply to me, you peasant" game?


They are white and Republican. In general the law hasn't applied to them so you have to tread very carefully.
 
2019-02-19 10:41:12 AM  
So can she revoke his bail and order him to be put in cuffs and hauled out of the courtroom to jail? Because if that's the case, I feel like he's going to be Manafarked at that point and will die in jail and I'm ok with that.
 
2019-02-19 10:41:15 AM  
Oh dear. Start saying your goodbyes to friends and freedom, asshole.
 
2019-02-19 10:41:16 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:41:25 AM  
Stone is going to get Manafarked.
/And I'm going to be soooooo happy.
 
2019-02-19 10:41:42 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:41:46 AM  
WHICHCHUNT
 
2019-02-19 10:42:12 AM  
You mean she wasn't overwhelmed by the sincerity of his apology?
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2019-02-19 10:42:12 AM  

stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?


HE GON' GET IT!
 
2019-02-19 10:42:35 AM  
It would be awesome if he didn't show. Not because I have any sympathy for him, I just think it would be awesome to see the man hunt.
 
2019-02-19 10:42:36 AM  

OldRod: I guess she didn't buy into his apology?

She'd already threatened him with a full gag order if he didn't stop discussing the case on social media.  Then yesterday he tweets a picture of her with crosshairs in the picture... it's like he's daring her to gag him.

Maybe he's into gagging?


He's a guy who has a tattoo of Nixon on his back.  So, what do you think?
 
2019-02-19 10:42:48 AM  

stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?


Basically "Show up and explain why your farkup isn't bad enough to throw your ass in jail" and then while he's there, cuff him and remove him after revoking his bail.
 
2019-02-19 10:43:13 AM  
That's a helluva petard you have made for yourself, Roger...
 
2019-02-19 10:43:33 AM  
Cue the idiots screaming "Ferst Amendmints!!! This is a silencing of all conservatives, it's a coop of the gubberment by the Deep State!!1!!"
 
2019-02-19 10:43:52 AM  

bluejeansonfire: Throw him in farking jail already.

Why the fark are people still giving these guys wrist slaps when they clearly are still trying to play the "the law doesn't apply to me, you peasant" game?


Stumps the hell out of me, too.
Jacob Wohl isn't in jail after everything he did. I've been told it's because Mueller doesn't care about an inconvenience like that, but that really isn't the point. He was publically, brazenly lying to incriminate someone. He should be in jail.
 
2019-02-19 10:43:59 AM  
What cause will Stone offer why his bail shouldn't be revoked? If the Judge thinks it was a threat or a ploy to harm the Court Roger is going to jail to wait for his trial. See Manafort on what can happen.
 
2019-02-19 10:44:07 AM  

kidgenius: Nice knowin ya Roger


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2019-02-19 10:44:13 AM  

markie_farkie: stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?

Basically "Show up and explain why your farkup isn't bad enough to throw your ass in jail" and then while he's there, cuff him and remove him after revoking his bail.


Except for the bail part. She's just going to put him under a full gag order instead of one limited to the court house grounds.
 
2019-02-19 10:44:23 AM  
Holy shiat, where did we get all these witches?
 
2019-02-19 10:44:26 AM  
Well, he apologized for his post in "Instragram", but has yet to apologize for the one in Instagram.
 
2019-02-19 10:44:51 AM  
These guys like Stone, Two Scoops, and especially Half Scoop, use social media like 12 year olds and not public figures. It's like nobody told them that when you like or retweet EVERYONE SEES IT.
 
2019-02-19 10:44:53 AM  
"Judge Jackson should leave no Stone uninterned."

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2019-02-19 10:45:05 AM  

stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?


It means "fark Roger Stone, and fark his entire legal team."

Approximately.
 
2019-02-19 10:45:12 AM  

stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?


I think it means that he is close to getting his bail revoked for violating the gag order placed upon him by the courts.

Of course, IANAL, but I that's my takeway.
 
2019-02-19 10:46:07 AM  
Good!
 
2019-02-19 10:46:21 AM  

Prey4reign: Let's just mark February 21st as the last day anybody ever saw Roger Stone alive outside of either a courtroom on a prison.


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2019-02-19 10:46:23 AM  

Mikey1969: stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?

I think it means that he is close to getting his bail revoked for violating the gag order placed upon him by the courts.

Of course, IANAL, but I that's my takeway.


He didn't violate the gag order. Farkers really need to learn to read more than the headlines.

/I know, welcome to Fark.
 
2019-02-19 10:46:39 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:46:46 AM  

OldRod: I guess she didn't buy into his apology?

She'd already threatened him with a full gag order if he didn't stop discussing the case on social media.  Then yesterday he tweets a picture of her with crosshairs in the picture... it's like he's daring her to gag him.

Maybe he's into gagging?


He's daring her to throw him in prison. He wants to be a martyr.
 
2019-02-19 10:46:48 AM  

pants made out of guns: markie_farkie: stuhayes2010: Does anyone speak lawyer, what does this mean?

Basically "Show up and explain why your farkup isn't bad enough to throw your ass in jail" and then while he's there, cuff him and remove him after revoking his bail.

Except for the bail part. She's just going to put him under a full gag order instead of one limited to the court house grounds.


Why wouldn't she revoke his bail? She set terms for his conduct during the period before his trial and he violated them.
 
2019-02-19 10:46:55 AM  
The next time Stone gets a colonoscopy the Doc's not going to need a scope. They'll be able to walk in and use a flashlight.
 
2019-02-19 10:47:21 AM  
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Lock this muthafuq'er Stone up ...for good.
 
2019-02-19 10:47:38 AM  

Pincy: It would be awesome if he didn't show. Not because I have any sympathy for him, I just think it would be awesome to see the man hunt.


You mean something like this?

Jerry Lundegaard getting arrested at the end of Fargo
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2019-02-19 10:47:40 AM  
If he keeps this shiat up he's going to wind up strapped to a dolly like Hannibal Lecter.
 
2019-02-19 10:47:50 AM  
At the very least, she's going to make him sweat it out for 2 days. He might end up begging for mercy by the time Thursday comes.
 
2019-02-19 10:47:59 AM  
LOCK HIM UP!
 
2019-02-19 10:48:00 AM  

holdmybones: kidgenius: Nice knowin ya Roger

No it wasn't. Stop lying.


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